Archive for June 2008

Hobo Radio – Whatever you do, don’t ask about her tattoos

Jun 27th, 2008 | By

Introduction Tara, HoboTrashcan’s official site girl Remembering George Carlin Mini-me’s sex tape Tattoos “Hero” by Transmission Fields Week 51 Spotlight: Whatever you do, don’t ask about her tattoos. Many fans of the site have wondered what happened to HoboTrashcan’s official site girl Tara. She was once a monthly staple, writing witty posts and taking sexy…

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One on One with Enrico Colantoni

Jun 26th, 2008 | By

While most actors dream of overnight success, Enrico Colantoni took 10 years to hone his craft before trying to become a star. The hard work paid off. Colantoni made a name for himself with starring roles in Just Shoot Me and Veronica Mars. Now, the Canadian actor has a lead role in a new CBS…

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Note to Self – Cheaper than therapy

Jun 26th, 2008 | By

Brian Murphy Okay folks, consider this your warning. We’re in the slow part of the sports calendar, and yet, every time I turn on the television or jump online, I see something that pisses me off. Because I’m contractually obligated to write a sports column every other week, I will take this opportunity to vent…

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Chicken and Milk – Sorry your kids had to see that, ma’am.

Jun 26th, 2008 | By

(Click to enlarge.) Jeremiah was raised in the deepest part of the darkest jungle. That’s why he smells like adventure. He currently lives in Elkins, WV with his wife, Becky, and son, Isaiah, who is epic and destined to rule the world one day. You can contact him at jeremiahwentz@hobotrashcan.com.



Murphy’s Law – City of Champions

Jun 19th, 2008 | By

Joel Murphy On Tuesday night, the Boston Celtics pantsed the Los Angeles Lakers, winning game six of the NBA finals 131-92 and winning their 17th championship. Now, I’m not here to talk about the game (I leave the sports columns to Note to Self). But I am here to talk about the city of Boston,…

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Outside of the In-Crowd – Won’t someone think of the children?

Jun 19th, 2008 | By

Courtney Enlow Last week I was back home at my parents’ house for a little vacation. Very restful, relaxing, all that, plus I got a wicked sunburn which has nicely developed into a tan worthy of my peers’ jealousy. But sometimes, rest gets boring, and one must turn their attention to the television. Look, this…

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The Teachers’ Lounge – Memorable moments 08, Pt. II

Jun 19th, 2008 | By

Ned Bitters Let us continue with Part II of “Another Screwball Year in Another Run-of-the-Mill Public High School.” Be assured that I have no need to embellish. * * * We have a junior who, by November, was failing most of his classes and becoming increasingly difficult to handle in the classroom due to his…

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Chicken and Milk – Not as much fun, but less legal hassle

Jun 19th, 2008 | By

(Click to enlarge.) Jeremiah was raised in the deepest part of the darkest jungle. That’s why he smells like adventure. He currently lives in Elkins, WV with his wife, Becky, and son, Isaiah, who is epic and destined to rule the world one day. You can contact him at jeremiahwentz@hobotrashcan.com.



Hobo Radio – The last form of free media

Jun 13th, 2008 | By

Introduction Justin Foster, tap dancing superstar Hobo Radio’s million dollar give-away What the hell is wrong with society? “Katie” by Adam Ezra Group Week 50 Spotlight: The last form of free media. The economy is in the toilet, gas prices are through the roof and most Americans seem to have lost their sense of humor….

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Lost: Down the Hatch – Jules Verne would have been proud

Jun 12th, 2008 | By

By Chris Kirkman “There’s No Place Like Home: Part Two” Recap and Analysis … In the end, it really does turn out to be a love story. Conventionally, we have the never-ceasing search for that long lost, true love in the story of Desmond and Penny. Ben has his love for the island, his adopted/abducted…

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