Hobo Headlines

We scan the top newspapers and websites to bring you all of the important news of the day. Then we convert the newspapers into hobo blankets or funny hats.

Here are today’s Hobo Headlines:

  • Now please head back to the sidelines and sit there quietly, Hillary.
    In her much anticipated speech at the Democratic National Convention yesterday, Hillary Clinton called for party unity, saying, “Whether you voted for me, or voted for Barack, the time is now to unite as a single party with a single purpose. We are on the same team, and none of us can sit on the sidelines.”
  • A historic moment – Bud Selig actually does something right.
    Starting tomorrow, Major League Baseball will begin using instant replay to verify home runs, foul balls and fan interference.
  • But I already bought my plane ticket.
    The Miss Sister 2008, the Italian beauty pageant for nuns that we reported on yesterday, has been canceled due to pressure from local religious authorities.
  • And nerds everywhere flock to their message boards to organize a riot.
    The Los Angeles Times has an in depth look at the lawsuit 20th Century Fox filed against Warner Bros. claiming that Fox still owns a portion of the rights to the highly anticipated Watchmen film, a lawsuit which may delay the film from getting released.

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