We scan the top newspapers and websites to bring you all of the important news of the day. Then we convert the newspapers into hobo blankets or funny hats.

Here are today’s Hobo Headlines:

• But will it be a total recall?
  California’s prison guard union will seek a recall of Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger because the Governator ordered a pay cut for its members. Of course, Schwarzenegger vs. a gang of irate prison guards sounds like an awesome setup for a movie.
  [Reuters]

• O.J. II: Electric Boogaloo
  Jury selection has begun in O.J. Simpson’s armed robbery trial in Las Vegas. Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass told jurors, “If you are here and think you are going to punish Mr. Simpson for what happened in 1995, this is not the case for you.”
  [LA Times]

• Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
  John C. Dvorak of PC Magazine thinks that in Microsoft’s new commercial, Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld might actually be talking about kinky sex.
  [PC Magazine]