Review – Donnie Darko (Blu-Ray)

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Donnie Darko

Donnie Darko

Release Date: February 10, 2009
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Director: Richard Kelly

Writer: Richard Kelly

Stars: Jake Gyllenhaal, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mary McDonnell, Holmes Osborne, Daveigh Chase, Patrick Swayze, Noah Wyle, Drew Barrymore, Seth Rogen

MPAA Rating: R

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Donnie Darko is a tricky film to summarize and one that can be a bit difficult to understand. It’s the story of an emotionally disturbed, sex-obsessed teenager (played by Jake Gyllenhaal) who begins seeing visions of a bunny named Frank who tells him the world will end in 28 days. Frank convinces Donnie to complete a series of tasks that ultimately force him to make a very difficult decision.

If that description sounds a bit odd, it’s because Donnie Darko is an odd film. It’s also one that’s tough to nail down into a specific genre or theme. At its heart, the film is a character driven story about a damaged teenager trying to find his way in life, but the film also deals with time travel, mental illness and religion.

While the science fiction elements of the film and Frank the Bunny’s claims of impending Armageddon set the film apart, it’s the more ordinary and mundane scenes in the film that make Donnie Darko so much fun to watch. Listening to Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is Jake’s sister both in the film and in real life, tell her brother to “Go suck a fuck!” or hearing an exasperated Kitty Farmer tell Donnie’s mom “Sometimes, I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!” are the memorable scenes that will stick with you. There is also a fantastic scene where Donnie is forced to correct his two moronic friends on the mating habits of Smurfs. It’s also fun to see a young Seth Rogen, in his feature film debut, play a bully at Donnie’s school and it’s both enjoyable and slightly disturbing to watch Patrick Swayze play a motivational speaker with a “kiddie porn dungeon” in his basement.

Originally released in theaters in 2001, the film didn’t quite make enough at the box office to break even, but it later became a cult classic. In 2004, a two-disc director’s cut of the film was released on DVD. Today, Donnie Darko is being released on Blu-Ray for the first time in a two-disc collection that includes both the original film and the 2004 director’s cut.

The original version of the film can be somewhat difficult to understand, especially the first time you watch it. However, the theatrical version of the film does make sense if you pay close attention to the plot. The director’s cut, which adds an additional 20 minutes to the film, is much more direct and straightforward. Ultimately, the biggest difference between the two versions is the fact that the theatrical version leaves room for interpretation while the director’s cut clearly spells out writer/director Richard Kelly’s version of what it all means.

Deciding which version of the film you prefer is a matter of personal preference. I personally prefer the original cut of the film, which portrays the decision Darko makes at the end of the film as a more personal one, while the director’s cut implies that forces surrounding him are doing everything in their power to compel Donnie to make his decision. (If that sounds vague, forgive me, I’m doing my best not to give too much of the plot away.) To me, Donnie’s ultimate decision seems more noble in the original version of the film, while the director’s cut makes it seem like he didn’t really have much choice in the matter at all. Also, I feel like the original film just flows better. The director’s cut, with its additional 20 minutes of footage, clocks in at just under two hours and fifteen minutes.

Donnie Darko

In some ways, I almost wish that Kelly hadn’t come out with a director’s cut and had instead decided to let the original film speak for itself. The original film is a bit like an abstract painting, one that you can stare at and attempt to draw your own conclusions about the meaning of the work, while the director’s cut feels like the painter is standing behind you while you view the painting, telling you in great detail what it actually means. Sometimes the fun is in not knowing.

Still, I like the fact that the Blu-Ray version of Donnie Darko includes both versions of the film (thanks to the amazing storage capacity of Blu-Ray discs). When the director’s cut was originally released on DVD, it didn’t include the original film, which forced fans to buy two separate DVDs, so it’s nice to have both films together on one disc. If you’ve never seen the film before, I highly suggest picking it up and watching the theatrical version first. Then, if your head hurts at the end of the movie, go back and watch the original film a second time. If you still don’t get it, then check out the director’s cut.

If you are already a fan of the film and you already own it on DVD, I can’t in good conscience recommend picking up the Blu-Ray copy. Since the film was shot in 2001, there isn’t much of a difference in quality between the Blu-Ray and DVD versions of the film. And the special features included on the Blu-Ray version are identical to the ones released with the director’s cut of the film on DVD. But if you love the film and haven’t gotten around to purchasing it yet, this is the perfect version to pick up.

Written by Joel Murphy. Donnie Darko is available on Blu-ray today.

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Overrated – Tax debt relief

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Ned Bitters

Ned Bitters

This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … tax debt relief.

No, this isn’t going to be some political rant in the wake of two – count ‘em, two! – of Barack Obama’s cabinet nominees having to withdraw from consideration due to tax issues, although the Prez did take a well-deserved smackdown on that one. The person who really needs to lose his job over this is his Secretary of Vetting. How did both of those tax situations slip by unnoticed? I sure hope the people in charge of doing the Cabinet nominee background checks aren’t the ones keeping tabs on Al Quaeda. But those aren’t the people I’m pissed at this week.

The people who piss me off are these ramrods who don’t pay their proper taxes and then play the “poor me” card when they find themselves saddled with a massive tax debt they have almost no hope of digging out of. You’ve seen these reprehensible scum-sucking dogs gloating on those commercials for the skeezy firms that specialize in negotiating tax settlements.

Just how in the hell is this legal? Many people, famous or not, go to jail for tax evasion. Yet these delinquent dildos not only rip off the government (and in effect me and you), they go on TV and brag about how much money they “saved” by going to Seedy, Smarmy and Oily, Ltd.

I saw another one of these ulcer-inducing commercials today. One triumphant person said he owed the IRS over $100,000, but thanks to so-and-so’s help, he paid only $20,000. Another woman proudly stated that she and her restaurant owning husband owed “millions,” yet they settled for just a fraction of that.

Assuming these ads are true (and that might be quite an assumption), I can understand the government’s willingness to settle, at least to a point. Better to get some money out of these deadbeats than none at all. God knows it would cost big bucks to track down these bastards, convict them and then foot the entire bill for their jail time.

I just don’t want these people on my television boasting the sweetheart deal they cut and how many thousands they saved. Why can’t other criminals cut similar deals? Let’s say I anally rape a woman and then behead and dismember her. (Pause here for heavy breathing at the thought.) While I’m on the run, maybe I can go to some company that “specializes in getting your rape and murder charges reduced!” Instead of doing life or getting the chair, I can have a company of slick talking legal types bargain my rape and murder charge down to “a forced tongue kiss with cigar breath and two unsolicited ass gropes.” Then I can go on TV in my bloody clothes and vouch for my lawyers’ mad skills, all while somehow playing the victim card.

Another aspect of this whole thing that puzzles me is how these knuckleheads let themselves get into such a massive debt situation in the first place. Most of us are lucky enough to have jobs where some unseen accounting department takes care of all those deductions on every paycheck. But if you choose to be self-employed, it’s your responsibility to figure out how much tax you’re going to owe each year. You might not hit it exactly right, but at least be in the ballpark, for fuck’s sake. (That’s in honor of my new hero, Christian Bale.) I’m sure they have tables and charts and ciphering grids that allow the self-employed to make a fair guess at how much to take out of his and his employees’ paychecks each week. The same holds true for the business taxes. If you can’t figure this all out, then maybe you shouldn’t run your own business.

I used to be friends with a Methodist minister. He was technically self-employed. He had to pay himself every two weeks and was responsible for taking out taxes. He managed that Einsteinian feat just fine, and believe me, he was no math whiz. (Example: The dumbass used to refer in his sermons not to the Holy Trinity but to the Holy Quartet of “the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit and a guy named Eddie.”) I never remember him screaming in horror every April at the realization that he owed the IRS thousands of dollars.

If I’m not understanding some basic element of this, please elucidate my cloudy thinking, because I’m tired of yelling at my TV every time these smiling scofflaws crow about ripping off the government to the tune of $70,000. It taxes 100 percent of my patience, and I don’t know if there are any anger management companies out there who can help me bargain it down to a more manageable 20 percent.

Ned Bitters is, in fact, overrated. You can contact him at teacherslounge@hobotrashcan.com.

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From the Vault – Getting to Know … Zach Cumer

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At 15-years-old, Zach Cumer was not only stealing scenes in the hit movie Smokin’ Aces, he was also co-hosting a radio show, performing stand up comedy and playing the drums in a blues band. Somehow, he still managed to find time for his school work. We just couldn’t figure out when he actually slept.

If you missed our article on Zach Cumer back in 2007, here is your chance to get to know him now: http://www.hobotrashcan.com/2007/02/08/getting-to-know-zach-cumer/