I was sorry to see you go this season. You deserve your own action figure – one that can push around John Locke in a wheelchair and tell him to take a walkabout.

Young Sayid’s “My first torture kit”: Young Sayid comes in traditional Middle Eastern attire and includes life-like rubber chicken, restraints, multiple knives, chemical kit and “Complete Idiot’s Guide to Infidel Torture in The Halal Tradition”. Was it Nature or Nurture that turned him into a Killer? You decide! Have tea parties with the chicken, teach Sayid to speak with a proper British accent and keep Sayid away from Republican Guard recruiters and see if he still ends up killing. Or send Sayid on a study abroad program to hone his skills in torture. China- water torture and Communist rule. USA- water boarding and racial discrimination. North Korea- everything else.
Double Young Sayid’s fun by ordering Karl’s “My first brain washing kit”

Mikhail Bakunin/Patchy: He might not be the happiest Lost character, but he sure is the toughest. Mikhail comes with an unconditional lifetime guarantee*. In fact, if you break him, flush him down the toilet, feed him to your Rottweiler, set him on fire or strap him to an active railroad, you don’t even need to come back to the store or even call for a replacement. Mikhail will just show up when and where you least expect him. And of course he’ll have that shit-eating grin on his face because no matter how hard you try you just can’t seem to harm this resilient Russian.
*Guarantee not valid with underwater grenade detonation

The Code-Red Desmond: (season four): Let’s face it- guys like Desmond Hume don’t get kicked out of the British Army’s Royal Scottish Navy when they go stark raving mad- they get tied down to a bunk and beaten with bars of soap and lines of Brittish cockney gibber-gabber. Desi’s mind is so warped from time traveling that he just says “see you in another life brotha” because he really doesn’t know which one he is in now. He says he’s having military dreams, but his Sargent is thinking more like Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars and Green Clovers. Poor thing. Code-Red Desmond figure comes with military style underware, red bruises, Fail-Safe Key necklace and bewildered/nervous looking face.
Widmore: “I ordered the CODE RED!!!”