Star Wars Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided Release Date: March 24, 2009 Own it on DVD Directors: Dave Bullock, Dave Filoni, Brian Kalin O’Connell Writers: Stephen Melching, Tim Burns Stars: Dee Bradley Baker, Tom Kane, Matt Lanter, James Arnold Taylor, Corey Burton, Matthew Wood, Ashley Eckstein, Catherine Taber, Ian Abercrombie, Anthony Daniels, Terrence ‘T.C.’ Carson MPAA Rating: Unrated HoboTrashcan’s Rating:

The natural tendency when you first hear about George Lucas spinning his Star Wars universe into an animated television series is to assume that this is just another blatant attempt to sell out a franchise that once meant something. Like action figures, lunch boxes and seemingly any other avenue possible, a Clone Wars cartoon just screams of cashing in on yet another generation of kids without bringing anything new to the table. Thankfully, that sentiment couldn’t be further from the truth.

As previously stated, I sat down with a copy of The Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided with low expectations. For starters, this wasn’t even a movie. It was just the first four episodes of the Cartoon Network’s TV show that debuted last October. But once the first episode began, everything seemed right in the Star Wars universe.

Without revealing too much of the plot, here’s a quick review of each of the first four episodes:

The Clone Wars Episode 1: Ambush

“Great leaders inspire greatness in others.”

With only 22 minutes to work with per show, the Star Wars folks do a great job of quickly getting into things and telling compelling stories. In the first episode, Jedi Master Yoda and three clone troopers – Jek, Thire and Rys – are traveling to the moon of Rugosa to meet with the Toydarian monarch King Katuunko. Before they get there however, they are ambushed and must face off against one of Count Dooku’s assassins Ventress, who is armed with a massive droid army.

The Clone Wars Episode 2: Rising Malevolence

“Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction.”

After dozens of Republic warships have been destroyed by a devastating new Separatist weapon, the Jedi Council sends Master Plo Koon to search for this mysterious new warship. Led by Count Dooku’s right-hand man, General Grievous, the Malevolence quickly neutralizes Plo Koon’s cruiser with his powerful ion cannon. Anakin Skywalker and his Padawan Ahsoka Tano disobey direct orders from the Jedi Council and head off in search of Plo Koon and his men.

The Clone Wars Episode 3: Shadow of Malevolence

“Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves.”

With the help of his apprentice Ahsoka and Plo Koon, Anakin decides to turn the tables and utilizes new long-range Y-wing bombers to lead a bold strike on General Grievous’ warship, the Malevolence, and its destructive weapon. Meanwhile, the Separatists select the Republic’s secret Outer Rim medical station as their next target.

The Clone Wars Episode 4: Destroy Malevolence

“A plan is only as good as those who see it through.”

As the battle intensifies, Padmé Amidala and C-3PO are taken hostage by General Grievous, leaving Anakin and Obi-Wan Kenobi to save the senator and attempt to destroy the Malevolence once and for all.

The first thing that stands out in The Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided is just how stunning the animation looks. While remaining true to the original Star Wars movies, The Clone Wars still feels cutting edge. The major players and the environments are richly textured and extremely detailed. The galaxy – which is still far, far away – is simply stunning. It’s cool to see how the cast, particularly someone like Count Dooku, was rendered with chiseled features to make him appear more regal and authoritative. They even found a way to make all of the cloned Storm Troopers look different by giving them different haircuts (which is a minor change, but it does help the viewer to differentiate between the clones).

Just as impressive as the look of The Clone Wars is the voicework done by the actors. Tom Kane as Yoda, Matt Lanter as Anakin Skywalker and Anthony Daniels as C-3PO (who voiced C-3PO in the live-action Star Wars movies) in particular shine (so much so that I might even suggest that Lanter’s Anakin is a more likeable and less robotic version of Skywalker than Hayden Christensen). Even characters who don’t play a huge role in these four episodes like Terrence “TC” Carson’s Mace Windu and Catherine Taber’s Padmé Amidala sound authentic when compared to their movie counterparts, Samuel L. Jackson and Natalie Portman.

Overall, this is a very smart and well-thought out TV show that should appeal to more than just kids. The storylines are enjoyable and keep you interested. And while it is an animated series, plenty of clones and droids are destroyed along the way.

One of the few issues I had with the show was the droids, who seem to be playing the part of Jar Jar Binks. The droids’ attempts at comic relief (which was seemingly every time they talk) end up detracting from an otherwise strong show. Honestly, the only time I enjoyed them on the screen is when one of them angered General Greivous, who destroyed as many droids as anyone else in the show.

Ahsoka Tano was the only other character who needed to be toned down. While riding shotgun with Anakin, the only thing she seemed to bring to the table was a ton of second-guessing and moaning. With Tano now introduced, here’s hoping the writers found a way to use her in future episodes without making viewers openly root against her.

The last minor gripe I had is that episodes two and three took place almost entirely in outer space. So instead of having much in the way of character interaction, you had to settle for good guy ships shooting at bad guy ships and vice versa. Episodes one and four stood out because when battles took place it was actually good guys and bad guys squaring off in person. Because the animation is so strong, it’s almost a shame to see two entire shows set in the bland Star Wars outer space.

All in all, The Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided is very well-thought out and executed to perfection. The pros far outweigh the cons and for the first time in a while, George Lucas has put together something worth investing your time into. Whether you’ve got kids or you’re simply looking to “get your nerd on,” feel free to pick up this new DVD. You’ll be glad to know – the force is strong with this one.

Written by Brian Murphy. Star Wars Clone Wars: A Galaxy Divided is available now.

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Brandon Miller

Editor’s Note: Courtney Enlow ran out of Saved By the Bell references, so while she brushes up on reruns of the show, today we bring you a special guest column from Brandon Miller.]

They really do. I’ll tell you why – there is a better band or performer out there than those no-talent hacks. They have real jobs right now, but Ryan Seacrest and the ever-lucid Paula Abdul will find them and they will be much bigger than your favorite band. I mean, five years ago no one knew who Ruben Studdard was and here it is five years later and you still don’t know who he is. The fat guy from Journey and that English Pratt obviously have their finger firmly on the pulse of America and know exactly what kind of music you want.

You want to make me angry? Tell me how much I’m going to love this new album by your favorite artist/band. And if I don’t like what you like, tell me I just don’t get it.

Don’t trust people, even your closest friends, to tell you what kind of music you’ll enjoy. Often times, friends who want you to like the same type of music they do will ask you the ever-popular question: The Stones or The Beatles? Original, I know. This tells me that they have a shitty play-it-safe record collection that probably includes ‘The Classics’ that every disc jockey from coast-to-coast has told you are great and always include some Dave Matthews Band, Jack Johnson or Jason Mraz thrown in so they can seem hip to the kids. Not to mention a ton of songs that they downloaded off of Itunes with no imagination (and probably just bought directly from some ‘most downloaded’ list). I’m convinced these are the same songs you would find on an mp3 player of a thirteen-year-old girl in Kansas.

My answer to the age-old Beatles-Stones question is always:

“Neither, but my mom was a Beatles fan when she was growing up so I heard a lot of their stuff – good harmonies, but I like what they did once they started doing drugs with Ravi Shankar. Out of those two I would take C.W. McCall. I remember as little kid wanting to be a truck driver (second pick was ‘Duke Boy’) or at least one of the 11 long-haired friends of Jesus in chartreuse micro bus. I had daily Matchbox convoys in the living room while I would listen to the 45 on repeat until my dad got home from work. I had to pick them up quick so we did not reenact the fateful day he stepped on one and almost broke his leg and I lost the better side of my ass … Hey, do you remember BJ and The Bear?”

By this time the person asking about my musical tastes in an effort to mold me into a model member of the Coldplay fan club is now wondering quietly how much lead paint chips and paste I ate as a child and how to quickly escape from this conversation.

That’s right. I would take a fictitious truck driver over the Stones or John Lennon and Co. That is how trivial your question is.

It’s like asking: Bacon or Sausage? They’re both pig. Do you like your pig ground up with sage, spices and gristle (which leads to link or patties?) or sliced thin and fatty and fried to perfect greasiness? (Kind of like The White Stripes or The Raconteurs?)

It answers nothing, except you have an opinion of what you think is good music (or pork) and I should take your lead and listen to the crap you and your dog love jam to on rainy nights when you light candles and take a bubble bath (hopefully sans dog).

I also can’t stand when someone thinks that music was reinvented every time they find a new band they love. I have news for you: that great thing your band does that you love – it’s already been done. More than likely the person or persons that did it first were made fun of relentlessly by our parents or our parents-parents when they were our age. Music is not new. Styles of music like big band/swing, jazz, blues and bluegrass seem to never be out of style or have a shortage of new bands that play that style of music. It’s all in how the artist chooses to spin the traditional music style.

I think music that you enjoy is directly related to the music you were raised on. So if your parents listened only to The Stones or The Beatles, you’re screwed. You have no direction and you will listen to and buy crap because you were raised on music that your parents were supposed to be listening to. I respect everyone’s musical tastes as long as you make an informed decision about why you like it. Not just because it’s on the radio or Apple tells you that this is the next big thing and is what everyone is buying.

So with that said …

• License to Ill or Paul’s Boutique?
• Bob Marley or Van Morrison?
• Poison or Ratt?
• Herbie Hancock or Devo?
• The Bangles or The Go-Go’s?
• Rick Derringer or Molly Hatchet?
• Kaga goo goo or Flock of Seagulls?
• Kanye or Jay Z?
• Whose side were you on in the Uncle Tupelo split – Son Volt or Wilco?

Really? You know who I think you would love? Your favorite band!

Just don’t try to get me to like them because my taste in music sucks, but it’s mine, not yours … and yours blows big time.

And for the record, bacon was the correct answer … unless it was a link sausage being fried by Paul McCartney or Keith Richards. Thank you and good night.

Brandon Miller is a grown up version of Milhouse Van Houten from The Simpsons.

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