Finish That Fortune 4
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We provide you with the first half of a real fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a(n) _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Murf, who wrote: “No one can walk backwards into porn.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a pair of chopsticks unless your name is Daniel Larusso.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a chainsaw, unless they are a zombie, and in that case you’re just saving the world, so carry on, mate.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a teabag.
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hooker.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a spatula.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hornet.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with an unzipped fly.
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Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a Barrett .50 cal when a paintball gun will suffice.
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do not try to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a cross face chicken wing.
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