Finish That Fortune 6
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We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Your co-workers take pleasure in your _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Amanda, who wrote: “A crowded elevator smells different to a cannibal.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Your co-workers take pleasure in your gas.
Farts = Funny
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free mustache rides.
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refusal to zip your fly because your “little friend” is claustrophobic.
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Your co-workers take pleasure in your demise. Watch your back.
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Your co-workers take pleasure in your office chair, on your desk and relieve themselves in your coffee mug.
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Your co-workers take pleasure in your balogna.
could mean lunch or that your full of sh##.
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Your co-workers take pleasure in knowing there’s a special place in hell for obsequious, boot-licking sycophants.
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Your co-workers take pleasure in your porn addiction, for cubicles have no secrets, coughing to cover climax doesn’t work, and everbody knows that’s NOT a banana in your pocket.
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days off.
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BATMAN!
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