Finish That Fortune 10
We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- You make people realize that _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: J Hartlove, who wrote: “It takes courage to wear spandex shorts and eat bean burritos.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
You make people realize that you really can lead a normal life with genital herpes.
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You make people realize that “it could be worse”.
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You make people realize that “eating sh*t sandwiches” is actually a thing.
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You make people realize that you can achieve and maintain a healthy weight (http://www.realize.com/dtcf/pages/home.htm), you fat bastard!
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… your love is like bad medicine. Bad medicine is what I need.
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You make people realize that it costs a lot to look this cheap.
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You make people realize that old folks shouldn’t use technology.
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You make people realize that vigilante sterilization should be legal.
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