Comments on: Murphy’s Law – It’s beginning to look a lot like Swine Flu

By: Joelle

Joelle — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:53:49 +0000

I know, right? Stupid postal grinches and molesters taking the fun out of things.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:43:11 +0000

In response to Joelle’s link:

Child Molestor’s Ruin Everything!!!

I love this sentence by the way: “People in North Pole are incensed by the change, likening the Postal Service to the Grinch trying to steal Christmas.” It makes me giggle like an un-molested little girl.

By: Joelle

Joelle — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:36:52 +0000

Amanda: I, too, was more amused than I probably should have been to learn of the existence of the AORBS.

I think full-decontamination chambers are an appropriate response to germy kids.

In other Santa-related news:

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120570241&sc=fb&cc=fp

By: Amanda

Amanda — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:17:01 +0000

I love that there is an, “Amalgamated Order of Real Beard Santas.” How odd, and yet perfectly relevant.

I think the logical solution here (though I would love to see Santa manipulate latin phrases and flay open naughty swine flu-ey children; hopefully cooking their flesh to the appropriate temperature to kill bacteria before eating them) would be to make them all squirt sanitizer gel into their dirty little hands, and wear surgical masks like those paranoid Chinese and their irrational fear of pollution pathogens.

By: Milhouse44

Milhouse44 — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:21:00 +0000

Just like Santa to always be thinking of himself. What about the Elves that have to handle the walking Petri dishes coming and going from the fat mans lap?
Think of the elves, would someone please think of the elves!

By: Thor

Thor — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:47:57 +0000

So what you’re saying is Santa doesn’t want a sammich?