Finish That Fortune 15
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We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Thor, who wrote: “You never hesitate to tackle the important issues such as the correct use of antithesis.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
… shakes Tiger Woods’ hand.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that wipes your bum.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that waxes the dolphin.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that mixes maple syrup and potpourri au natural.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that puts the lotion in the basket.
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that was covered in lye. It will hurt more than you’ve ever been burned before. You will have a scar.
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Paige, you gave me the chills.
Joelle, you got me fired up to make soap out of bio-hazardous material.
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