Aaron R. Davis I’m a fan of Jessica Simpson. And not just because I think she’s hot (though, I mean, she is pretty damn hot). I had only barely heard of her before her hit MTV series Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, a reality show dedicated to taking two pop singers who weren’t really famous and…
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Courtney Enlow I allow many things from many people. I allow Christian Bale to be Batman even with that goofyass voice. I allow Renee Zelwegger to starve herself even though the thinner she gets, the more her face looks like it’s being sucked inside her head. I allow my boyfriend to snore with little to…
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While Heroes‘ Eric Doyle can certainly be a very creepy and unsettling character, there is something likeable about the puppetmaster who controls other humans with the flick of his wrists. Perhaps that likeability comes from David H. Lawrence, XVII, the charismatic actor who portrays Doyle on the show. Last year, we had a chance to…
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Hobo Stu Hello everyone, For years, The Others searched for Jacob, the mysterious god-like inhabitant of the magical island on Lost. Ben Linus was heartbroken that he never received an audience with Jacob. This devastation turned into homicidal rage when Ben finally did get face-to-face with him. Luckily, we had better luck than Ben did….
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Mark Pellegrino is such a big deal in Hollywood these days that people who see him on the street just want to walk up and touch him … then again, that could be because his god-like character Jacob on Lost can grant immortality to anyone he lays his hand on. We recently sat down with…
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Introduction Getting old Stereotypes Double standards Lars’ mom Contractually-obligated Batman discussion “Katie Comes a-Callin” by Maria Dunn
Joel Murphy “Recon” Recap and Analysis … I’m not sure if Chris Kirkman is putting the finishing touches on his “tyme masheen” or if these Sawyer episodes just hit too close to home for him, but whatever the case, Chris has asked me to help out with this week’s post. I’ll be providing the in-depth…
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Joel Murphy It was my hope that after the Academy overlooked Avatar in all of the major categories that it would be a long time before I had to mention that film or director James Cameron again. However, Cameron and his lesbian haircut seem hell-bent on finding new and exciting ways to annoy me, so…
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Aaron R. Davis Thanks to budget mismanagement in Illinois, I’ve found myself with an awful lot of free time lately. Did that sound bitter? Good, it was. Here in the town where I live, competition for substitute teaching gigs has gotten out of control. Teacher assistants were all laid off last year, so the pool…
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Courtney Enlow Very recently, we said goodbye to a teen idol of questionable personal history but very certain impact on the youth of America. I speak, of course, of the final episode of Hannah Montana. Yes, Sunday evening, Hannah Montana sang her swan song, ending not with a bang, but a duckfaced whimper, complete with…
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