Caption This contest
As you already saw in yesterday’s post, the Tumbler and the Bat-pod from the forthcoming Dark Knight Rises were in Baltimore’s Inner Harbor for Memorial Day.
As it happens, we have some DVDs to give away from TVFlashbacks.com, so we are borrowing a page from our buddy Homer McFanboy and doing our first ever Caption This contest, using this cutting room floor photo from yesterday’s Tumbler post.
From our prize bin, we will be giving out season three and season four of Roseanne, season three and season four of That 70’s Show and season three of 3rd Rock From the Sun. So submit your best caption for the above photo in the comment section below and check back to see if you won. (And make sure to check out TVFlashbacks.com since they were nice enough to give us these DVDs to give out.)
To get things started, here’s our humble caption submission: “Batman squares off with his most easily defeated villain, The Clapper.”
If you think you can beat our caption, leave your own in the comment section below.
Update: Thanks to everyone who entered. Here are the winners …
- First Place – ShagEaredVillain: “Sensing his vigilante justice was needed elsewhere, Batman turned and walked away. And though he was mocked, he knew better than to go chasin’ waterfalls.”
- Second Place – Emma: “Never before had Batman found such an enthusiastic audience volunteer to clap out the beat for his encore pasodoble.”
- Honorable Mention –Theresa Gaddy: “The superhero walk of shame. Not a pretty sight.”
Congratulations to ShagEaredVillain and Emma, who both have DVDs coming to them courtesy of TVFlashbacks.com (and to Theresa Gaddy, who wins nothing but our respect).
Sadly, while in Baltimore, Batman found out that he contracted the STD he deserved, but not the STD he needed right now.
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THE DARK KNIGHT SURMISES (THAT FLAVOR FLAV IS IN THE BACKGROUND)
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Sadly, a proposed reality show featuring the Dark Knight and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air never really caught on.
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It was on that day that Batman decided he would stick to detective work and fighting crime. He lost his first, and last, freestyle rapping contest in Downtown Baltimore.
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Screw you guys, I’m going home.
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“Dayum! He must work out.”
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Batman learns the hard way that when you fight crime in the hood, the hood steals your car.
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The Sifilis laughs at this round’s victory, due to the fact Batman forgot his Ointment Gun on his utility belt.
Sadly, Batman knows Sifilis just won’t go away.
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Keep clapping, jackass. It’s helping me echolocate which part of your face I’m going to kick in.
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Batman walks away a beaten man when Flavor Flav tells how long his winkie really is.
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Never before had Batman found such an enthusiastic audience volunteer to clap out the beat for his encore pasodoble.
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Sensing his vigilante justice was needed elsewhere, Batman turned and walked away. And though he was mocked, he knew better than to go chasin’ waterfalls.
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This is why black men never win duels.
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WHO ALL SEEN DA BATMAN SAY YEEEAHHHH!
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Where’dja come from, where’dja go. Where’dja come from? Cotton eyed Joe.
I’m Batman!
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Batman isn’t a fan of the new Robin Affirmative Action plan…
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“I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend, and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.”
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“Indeed Batman, you did have me beat with 10 inches, but only when mine was folded in half. Muahaha!”
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Things have gotten so boring at Wayne Manor that Batman performs feats of super heroism just to hear “slow clapping guy”.
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Does anyone else prefer it when the lunatics thought they were Napoleon or Julius Caesar?
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Did anyone else prefer it when the lunatics thought they were Napoleon or Julius Caesar? Those were proper lunatics. All I want to say to the lunatics of today is, “Get the hell of my lawn.”
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Hrmmmmm….
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“Flava Flav, there are seven ways to defend from this position. Four disarm with minimal contact, two can kill. This one just allows me to ignore you like a lot of people have.”
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“I used to smile like you, but then I took a bullet to the parents.”
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“The Batman returns to the batcave disappointed, again, because his ‘Street-corner Shakespeare’ gathered little to no crowd”
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This is why I only go out at night.
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The superhero walk of shame. Not a pretty sight.
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i’m in town to correct a serious mistake. where are the DuClaw studios?
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