Tywin Lannister’s Brownie Commode à la Mode
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Ingredients
(recipe adapted from Martha Stewart...obviously)
  • ½ cup (1 stick) butter
  • 1 cup semisweet chocolate, chopped
  • 1 ¼ cup sugar
  • ¾ tsp salt
  • 3 large eggs
  • ¾ cup all-purpose flour
  • ½ cup milk chocolate chips
  • chocolate sprinkles
  • vanilla bean ice cream
  • lemon curd
Instructions
  1. Preheat oven to 350°. Spray an 8x8 baking dish with cooking spray. Set aside.
  2. In a large glass bowl, place butter and 8 oz semisweet chocolate. Place the bowl on a saucepan of simmering water (a double-boiler, if you will) and stir until the chocolate is melted. Remove from heat. Whisk in sugar and salt until smooth. Whisk in eggs. Gently whisk in flour until JUST mixed. Don’t over-do that shit. Fold in chocolate chips.
  3. Spread batter into the prepared pan. Sprinkle with… um, sprinkles. Bake for 45-50 minutes. When you stick a toothpick or knife into the center, it should come out clean. Cool.
  4. Serve with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and top with some lemon curd. (If your curd is a little thicker than you’d like, just heat it in the microwave for 10 seconds or so.) Eat it… but maybe not while sitting on the crapper.
Recipe by HoboTrashcan at http://www.hobotrashcan.com/2015/03/26/bacon-and-legs-game-of-thrones-you-win-or-you-die-part-one/