Concentrated Dark Matter
  • 1 lb center cut bacon, cut into 2-inch strips
  • 1 sweet vidalia onion, cut into wedges
  • 8 oz button mushrooms, washed
  • 2 heads of black garlic, peeled
  • 2 tbsp black truffle oil
  • 1 tbsp black sea salt (plus more for garnish)
  • 1 tsp black pepper
  • poppyseeds, for garnish (optional)
  • toasts, for serving
  1. Preheat oven to 400°F.
  2. Toss all of the ingredients in a 9x13 baking dish. Bake for 30 minutes, stirring once about half-way through. Remove from oven and let cool.
  3. Dump all of the ingredients into a food processor and blend.
  4. Serve atop tiny toasts and garnish with with poppyseeds and black sea salt.
  5. Serve with Rick Potion #9.
Recipe by HoboTrashcan at