Lost: Down the Hatch – Dead man talking

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Chris Kirkman

Chris Kirkman

“Some Like It Hoth” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: I have no idea what happened previously, because Christian Shephard’s voice didn’t come on and say those magical words to introduce the previous clips. So let’s see if I can remember everything that went down! Previously, our tempus fugitives, with the help of the Sayid 4000™, escaped the clutches of the evil Kelvin, who you may recall was resurrected from the dead by the ghost of Naomi using a formula developed at the Arrow station to form an undead army and was sent back in time to find the sub, get off the Island and kill John Locke while he was still a child. Whew. Now on Hydra Island, Jack and Kate have reconciled and asked Sawyer to wed them using his powers as a constable in the Dharma Initiative. During the ceremony, the castaways were ambushed by bionic polar bears, led by a team of robotic animal wranglers that had held up in the Hydra station after a particularly nasty rabies outbreak. Kate managed to give them all the slip, and using her master tracking skills, circled around and took the lead wrangler hostage using only a soup spoon. Jack cried, and basically didn’t say anything completely stupid for a full hour. The last episode ended with a 15-minute-long segment where Juliet first baked bread, then worked on a gunmetal grey 1965 Pontiac GTO in a pony tail and tank top.

I think that about catches us up.

This week, on Lost: There comes a time in every season of Lost when there’s sort of a filler episode. This be that episode. There are probably many of you out there who will disagree with me, and that’s fine. So you like Miles and think it’s cool he got a backstory. Yeah, sure, it’s cool. But did we really learn anything we hadn’t already figured out at the beginning of the season? Here’s my recap of the episode in three minutes or less:

Miles hears dead people. Oh, and Pierre Chang/Marvin Candle/Edgar Halliwax is his dad. His dad won the bowling championship against Gary Brooks over on CBS last week, in case you missed it.


Awwww, Dr. Chang reads to a young Miles. Did you see that the book is a story about a polar bear? That tickles me

Hurley is funny. Oh, and he’s also writing The Empire Strikes Back, with a couple improvements, to save Lucas the trouble. Hurley advises Miles about talking to his father: “In Empire, Luke found out Vader was his father, but instead of putting away his lightsaber and talking about it, he overreacted and got his hand cut off. I mean, they worked it out eventually, but at what cost? Another Death Star was destroyed, Boba Fett got eaten by the Sarlacc and we got the Ewoks. It all could’ve been avoided if they’d just, you know, communicated. And let’s face it. The Ewoks sucked, dude.”


Hurley writes about Chewbacca shaking his “fury fist in the sky” in his Dharma-branded composition book. Those Dharma folk were geniuses at branding.

Kate makes another mistake that could cost lives.


“So, yeah Roger … I wouldn’t worry about Ben, he’s probably just out doing what boys do – you know, playing around in the basement of a Temple or something. I mean, not that I know anything and stuff.”

The Swan is under construction. And apparently, electromagnetic bursts are periodically driving metal tooth fillings up through workers’ heads, killing them instantly.


“Hey, Al, could you hurry it up with the serial numbers on that hatch plate? I’m late for my concert with AC/DC.”

Juliet continues to be awesome and stunning and stuff.


I like my coffee tall, with a touch of sugar and a lot of blonde.

Daniel Faraday returns to the Island. And he looks like he’s got a lot of stuff figured out, as evidenced by the shit-eating grin plastered on his face.


“Hey, Miles. Long time no see.” Cue the thonk!

And … yup, that just about covers it.

Although this episode was funny, and fairly solid, it felt a bit out of place within the context of the Lost realm. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but the pacing, story and overall atmosphere was just … off. And why, after all this time, are we finally getting to know Miles? I’m assuming it’s because his “ability” is going to come into play somewhere down the road, but if not, this was a total waste of time, in my opinion. I feel for his character, I do, but this episode didn’t really make me want to care about him much more than when I first saw him step into the jungle with Charlotte and Daniel. I guess he suffers a bit from “Tailie” syndrome – since he hasn’t been around since the beginning, he just doesn’t seem to be fully stuck in the thick of things. It’s interesting to note that two of the show’s strongest characters could have suffered the same fate, but were saved by good writing and fantastic acting – I’m speaking, of course, about Juliet and Desmond.

IT ALL ADDS UP
Speaking of Desmond, did you all catch the title of the next full episode – the 100th episode, by the way? It’s called “The Variable.” Now, I’m assuming from the previews that it centers around Dan being back and all hell breaking loose when Radzinsky and some Dharma punks with big rifles go on a manhunt, but the title has my wheels turning. During one of the time jumps at the beginning of the season, Dan stops by the Swan to give Desmond a message – to go find his mum and tell her what’s going on. Dan justifies this by stating that Desmond “is uniquely and miraculously special” and that the usual temporal laws aren’t always applicable to Des. When Desmond’s mind came unstuck in “The Constant,” Dan was able to guide him back by telling him that he needed a constant source – something that was the same in every time period in which Des was jumping about. He called this, of course, the Constant.

Now, in any equation where there is a constant, there must also be a variable – something that is representative of the unknown factor, often the factor that is trying to be solved. This variable is just as it sounds – something that can change and represent many things, depending the terms of the equation. In many ways during Lost, and in many of the things Dan has said, Desmond fits the full definition of a Variable in context with the temporal happenings on the Island. Of course, I didn’t see Desmond anywhere in those previews, but they don’t always show everything. Whether “The Variable” really has anything to do with Des or not remains to be seen in a couple of weeks. Personally, I hope to hell Desmond is back. I’ve missed him.

BACK TO SCHOOL
Did you all notice that most of the easter egg fun in this week’s episode occurred in the class room? No, really, I’ll show you, come along.


Here we see Jack in between smoke breaks, cleaning the kids’ classroom. Can you all see what’s up on the board, there? Look closely, some of the symbols might look familiar. Let’s get closer.


Yup, the little Dharma kiddies are studying the evolution of written Egyptian language – hieroglyphs. Pretty cool, huh?


I’m pretty sure that poster behind Roger’s head says “DHARMA science is FAR OUT.” This, too, tickles me.


I knew, someday, somehow, that I would get to use this drink recipe for Down the Hatch. I was counting on Hurley to really bring out some full-scale geekery, and this week, he delivered – big time. And now, without further ado, put your blast shields down and clear your consciousness, because I’m about to share a recipe with you – a recipe that will convince you that all these other drinks… these are not the drinks you’re looking for.

OLD JEDI MIND TRICK

  • 1 ounce cinnamon schnapps
  • 1 ounce Irish cream
  • 1 ounce melon liqueur (Midori)
  • Enough rum to get the midichlorians churning

Layer the schnapps, Irish cream and melon liquer in a cocktail glass with some ice. Remember your padawan training, and try to do it without using your hands. Close your eyes and visualize the liquids remaining separate. Depending on whether you are master or apprentice, top the drink with an appropriate amount of rum. After you’ve had a couple, most Jedi masters agree that it’s probably best just to leave the lightsaber turned off. Enjoy, and may the Force … well, you know.

OKAY, I WAS WRONG, IT HAPPENS
So, back in 2004, before Miles hopped on the Kahana with Keamy and his band of psychos, he was rushed into a van by some mask-wielding mystery men in the company of a dude named Bram. We were introduced to Bram last week, as he was one of the other Others that followed Ilana and were protecting the big silver box du Pandora. In the van, Bram tells Miles that he should not return to the Island, because he’s not ready. He confirms this by asking Miles “what lies in the shadow of the statue?” just as Ilana did last week to Lapidus. We also learn that Bram is not in league with Widmore, as per my speculation in last week’s analysis. Okay, so I was wrong. I still have the Novikov self-consistency principle, the judgment of Ol’ Smokey, ley lines and a whole slew of other things from seasons past. I’m still batting above average.

So, if Bram, Ilana and Co. are not with Widmore, who are they with? Obviously, they’re with the Island. Are they from another group of Others who were previously on the Island? Are they the spared sons and daughters of Dharma Initiative folks that were gassed? I assumed that they might be the cult of Widmore, as he returned to the mainland, amassed a fortune and has been trying to get back to/protect the Island ever since. Could they possibly be another sect of the Others, secretly formed by Richard as a failsafe in case of possible catastrophe or war? It’s clear that there is a war brewing, and we’ll start to see the sides shake out before too long. There will be a battle for the Island, the classic showdown between dark and light. Right now, everyone except Locke seems to be looking fairly dusky, in my opinion.

Oh, and another thing – it’s interesting that Ilana and co. are using a code phrase to differentiate between the enlightened and those who aren’t in on the cosmic secret of the Island. We saw that same thing with Desmond in the Swan when we first met him. As I joked last week, he asked Locke “What did one snowman say to another snowman?” Admittedly, that little phrase isn’t quite as deep and foreboding as that which asks of the statue, but they are code phrases with a correct response. The most common groups to use such a phrase are intelligence organizations, including military intelligence and covert branches of the government, such as the CIA. Before being recruited by Dharma, Kelvin seemed to hold an intelligence role with the US miitary, and he later uses the code phrase when Desmond arrives on the Island. Was this a phrase that was put into use by some of the military personnel recruited by Dharma? Does this necessarily mean that Ilana and co. could be a military faction of some sort? Of course not, but it’s something to consider. More than likely, the code phrasing is something attributed more to the Dharma Initiative than anything else, so this might point to Ilana and her group as being remnants of the original initiative.

At any rate, the answer to the current code phrase seems to be preoccupying many a Lost fan’s brain. My friend Rebecca and I, in a recent Twitter session, seemed to think we’ve pretty much figured it out, though:

Rebecca: Do you know what lies in the shadow of the statue?
Me: Probably a Starbucks, if I had to go out on a limb.

YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WATCH THE SHOW NAKED AGAIN – UNLESS YOU WANT TO
Last week I promised a special announcement, and this week I’m going to make good on my promise. Joel and I have been cooking up some cool swag for HobotTrashcan and Down the Hatch over the past month. That’s right, gentle readers, you can now purchase an official Down the Hatch t-shirt, jersey, polo or hoodie, with the Hobo logo, in various colors, and with some of the favorite sayings right from this here feature.

You can start shopping by typing the numbers into the command line of your Dharmatel relay computer, or by simply clicking this handy link right here. The shop is just getting started, and we’ll be rolling out more shirts with more sayings in the next few weeks, along with some awesome adult swag such as thongs and boxers. Keep an eye on the store, or you can follow me on Twitter or see more news in future features.

Remember, the proceeds of each shirt go directly to feeding the hobos. We’ll probably buy sandwiches with it, but I can’t promise a bottle of wine or two won’t be purchased, in the long run.

Well, that’s it for this week, friends. It was a good, low-key week, which I desperately needed. Next week’s episode is a special recap show, which I may or may not watch, and may or may not write anything about in the feature. Whereas during the past gap in episodes this season, I took the time to cover some issues with the statue, etc. in “A Little Intermezzo,” I haven’t committed to the idea of another interim feature for next week. If any of you have any revelations or questions before then and that seems like worthy topics for discussion, I’ll gladly put together a feature just for those. So, in the meantime, get those great wheels a-turning, and if you have an epiphany, tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.

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Lost: Down the Hatch – Smokey gets in your eyes

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Chris Kirkman

Chris Kirkman

“Dead is Dead” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: Gentle Ben was shot down by Sayid back in 1977. In order to save his life, Sawyer took little Ben over to the Others and Richard Alpert said that if he took Ben and saved him, he would never be the same again – he would always be one of them. Sawyer said whatever, and so Richard took Ben’s failing body into his arms and entered the Temple. Later (speaking in standard temporal terms anyway) Ben is at a standoff with Keamy, the merc sonofabitch that Charles Widmore sent to the Island to get Benjamin. The mercs had his stolen/adopted daughter, Alex, at gunpoint, and Ben tried to call the bluff. Bad move. Keamy put a bullet in poor Alex’s brain. In 2008, Sun, Lapidus and Ben returned to the Island on Ajira Airways flight 316, and Sun aimed to go over to the main island to find Jin. Before she could leave, though, she felt the need to wallop Ben over the head with an oar. Sure, why not. Soon, Ben was laid out on a cot in the Hydra station, as John Locke – now fully resurrected from the dead – watched over him.

Yeah, it’s kinda complicated. Hope you’ve been keeping up.

This week, on Lost: It’s all about the Benjamins.

We open on the Island, a clearing, in 1977. A man emerges from the brush on horseback and gallops into a tent city. The whole thing looks very much like a civil war camp, only we know it has to be Otherton. We soon learn the man on horseback is none other than Charles Widmore, and he gets all up in Richard Alpert’s grill about carrying out orders without his permission. Richard tells him that his mom said to ask Jacob and so he did and Jacob totally said it was okay, so Charles had to shut his face.


Yes, I said horseback. Apparently, after four seasons of only seeing polar bears and bunnies on the Island, the powers-that-be decided to pull a Planet of the Apes, and have an inexplicable horse moment. Whatever.

Widmore enters a tent, and there lies little Benjamin Linus. Ol’ Chuck asks how the little tyke feels and if he knows how he got here. Ben does not. He doesn’t remember much of anything, really. Chuck tells him that he is amongst friends, and not to worry, that they’ll have him back to the Dharma Initiative in no time. Ben, of course, doesn’t want to have anything to do with home, and says he wants to be one of them. Chuck simply tells little Ben that he doesn’t have to stay with them in order to be one of them. Chuck says Ben will be back with Dharma in a bit – right after Richard helps some people travel back to the future, or kills them to keep them from screwing with the timeline. Never mind, you’ll find out later. Much later.

Back in real Lost time – 2008 – Ben wakes up from his previous oar-bashing to find Locke watching over him. “Welcome back to the land of the living,” says John with a mischievous twinkle. Ben acts shocked that Locke is alive, but says that he knew it would happen. Locke asks him why he’s surprised, then, and Ben just says that it’s one thing to believe in something, but it’s another have it actually happen. Ben then tells John that he’s come back to the Island to be judged for breaking the rules. John asks the question we all hope he’s going to ask – who’s going to judge Ben? Ben does his little hesitant man-boy dance and states, flatly, “We don’t have a name for it, John, but I believe you refer to it as The Monster.”

CUE THE SWIRLING LOST!

Woooohooooo Ol’ Smokey is back in force! Let’s get to it. But first, let’s cover all these dang Flashbacks.

Sometime around 1988 or so, after Danielle has landed with her science team and shortly after she’s had baby Alex, Ben and a childhood Ethan peer out from behind some bushes. Ethan wants nothing more than to be Ben’s little toady, so he asks if he can do something. Ben just tells him to shut it and heads over to the tent, gun drawn. Danielle and the baby are inside, and as Ben raises his pistol, Alex cries out, startling Ben. He knocks Danielle’s music box into the sand, presumably breaking it. Sayid will have to fix that for her in a few years. Ben is a tad taken aback by the baby, so he grabs little Alex and tells a begging Danielle that she will be safe with him. Oh, and he also says that if she hears whispers she should run the other way. Probably a good idea.

When Ben gets back to Otherton, Chuckie is not pleased to see Ben holding a bundled rug monkey. Chuck says that Ben should’ve killed the woman and the baby, and that it was the will of Jacob. Whatever, says Ben, you’re full of crap. He tells Chuck that if it’s the will of the Island, that Charles should just kill the baby and be done with it. Chuck just harumphs and goes back to his full-time job of being an overbearing English grump.

Flashing back again, we see Ben pushing little Alex as a child on a swingset. It’s gotta be after 1992, because they’re in Dharmaville, and that means that Ben has officially cooked their geese. Richard shows up and tells Ben that the sub is about to leave the Island. Over on the docks, Ben strolls up to Chuckie Buck, who is now in handcuffs, being escorted toward the sub. Chuck tells Ben that he’s just come around to rub it all in, and Ben tells it straight – that Charles has broken the rules, leaving the island several times and fathering a daughter with an “outsider.” I’m gonna guess that’s Penny. Oh well, maybe my Thomas theory from a few episodes back isn’t panning out, but whatever. Anywho, as Chuck is being escorted to the sub, he tells Ben that one day Ben will have to choose between his daughter and the Island. Ooh, foreshadowing, in a very strange, post-perceptual event type thing. Time travel, man.


Chuck never once says, “You will rue the day, Benjamin.” Isn’t that what brooding English dudes with questionable morals are supposed to say? When did everyone stop saying “rue”?

In 2008, on the mainland, Ben is talking to Widmore on his cell phone, and … well, let’s save that one until later. It just makes a better recap.

Back on the Island, in 2008 after the Ajira crash, Ben and Locke are on the beach, and Ilana and a couple of other survivors are futzing around with a huge metal case. Caesar comes sniffing around Ben, and asks about Locke. Ben does his usual Ben thing and convinces Caesar that Locke wasn’t even on the plane, that he was probably already on the Island and is a mental case. Caesar shows Ben his own sawed-off shotgun and says that he’s got Ben’s back. Oh, Ben, you delightful bastard. And Caesar, dude, you’re watching the wrong back.


“And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, I will make these dummies talk … all while drinking this bottle of water!”

Back at the Hydra office, Ben searches his old desk drawers until he finds what he’s looking for – a picture of him and Alex, smiling together. Locke comes in and wants to talk about the elephant in the room … you know, that whole murder thing. Ben tells him that he had to do it in order to get everyone back to the Island and that Locke had vital information that Ben needed before John was to die. Locke simply says that all he really wanted was an apology. Heh. Locke then offers to help Ben in his quest to do the right thing – he’ll take Ben to see Ol’ Smokey.

Out on the beach again, Ben and Locke are getting the outriggers ready when Caesar saunters up and doesn’t think that it’s such a great idea that John take one. After a little back and forth and some adamant protesting by John, Caesar gets agitated and goes to draw the sawed-off shotgun. He doesn’t have it, though – ol’ Black Ben swiped it, and Ben raises the gun and promptly blows Caesar away. Nice. The other survivors that were with Caesar turn tail and run for the hills, and Ben throws the shotgun over to Locke. “Consider that my apology,” he says. Ben, you delightful bastard.


“This is my BOOMSTICK!”

Ben and Locke are soon docking their outrigger at the sub paddock, and Locke calls Ben’s bluff – Ben’s not there to seek forgiveness for breaking the rules, he’s there to seek forgiveness for killing his daughter. Ben doesn’t really have much to say to that, so they turn and head off for Dharmaville/New Otherton. Once there, they find Ben’s old house and the lights are on – in Alex’s old room. Ben cautiously heads inside, creeps down the hall, throws open the door AND … OMG it’s Sun. Except no OMG, not really, because we all figured that’s who it was. Frank’s there, too, and they show Ben the picture of Kate, Hurley and Jack back in 1977. Ben’s a tad shocked. Lapidus and Sun tell Ben that a guy named Christian told them to wait there for Locke, who is supposed to be dead. Yeah, sounds like a helluva plan, guys. Ben tells them they ought to look outside. They do.


“Hey guys, it’s me … Locke! I’m, like, immortal and stuff. I think.”

Locke comes on in and updates Sun and Frank on his whole resurrection and all that good stuff, and then Locke tells Ben that it’s probably about time that he go and do that thing that they were talking about him doing. You know, that judgment thing? Yeah, that smokey thing. Ben heads to his little secret hidey hole that he ran to back last season when Keamy and the other bastards were bearing down on the bungalow, and he pushes aside the ornate stone door there. It’s dark. He hesitates, then enters.


That thing looks more like a Geiger painting than a door full of hieroglyphs. And, no, I’m not going to translate. Really. Oh, fine. It reads: “Watch Lost on Wednesdays, 9 pm Eastern, only on ABC. Drink your Ovaltine.”

Ben lights a lantern and heads into the summoning room. He stops at a wall and kneels, and as the camera pans down we see … a big stone button that says “DON’T PANIC.” Nah, just kidding, but that would have been way cooler than the pool of muddy water. Ben sticks his hand down in the water, roots around for a second or two and pulls out the drain plug. Well, what would YOU call it? Anyways, the water drains down and there’s just a little hole there. I’m going to guess “What is a Cerberus Vent?” for $600, Alex. Ben stands up, nonchalantly says, “I’ll be outside,” and leaves. I shrug.

Out on the porch, Locke is nowhere to be found. Sun says that he has headed off to look for something or other. Lapidus has long since taken off to go back to the Ajira wreckage to try and get the radio working. it’s just Ben and Sun. Sun asks Ben about Locke’s death, and he tells her that it was really real. She’s a bit shocked. They hear a rustling and he tells Sun that she’d better wait inside, because whatever is about to come out of the jungle is something he can’t control. What comes out of the jungle is, of course, Locke. I giggled. Locke tells Ben that Smokey ain’t coming and that they’re just going to have to go see the Monster at the source.


“Welcome to a behind-the-scenes look at the stage props for MGM Studios’ Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular …”

Locke leads Ben and Sun over to the Temple, which I swear is straight out of the styrofoam set for Congo. Anyone know that movie? It’s so bad that not even Bruce Campbell can save it. But I digress. Ben wants to know how Locke knows so much and we go: “YEAH! What’s up with that?” Locke doesn’t spill the beans, only asks Ben if he likes it when he has to follow someone blindly around, never knowing the answers to anything. Ben hates it, of course, which is sweet, sweet revenge. Of course, it also means that we’re not going to find out jack crap, either, so that sucks. At any rate, they arrive at the temple wall and Locke informs them that they’re not going into the Temple … they’re going under it. Ben says okie dokie, but tells Sun before he leaves that if she ever gets off the Island to tell their friend Desmond that he’s sorry. Uh … sorry for what, you delightful bastard? What did you do? WHAT DID YOU DO???

To find out, we must flashback to a few days earlier, when Ben was still on the mainland. Ben had just left Jack and Sun, saying that he had some unfinished business with an old friend. This was the same unfinished business that caused him to get on the plane beaten and bloodied, so we all buckle down to see something bad happen. Ben calls Widmore and tells him that he has to pay for what he’s done, and, as such, he’s going to make good on his promise to kill Penny. This vexes Chuck greatly. Ben makes his way across the marina where Our Mutual Friend is docked, and where Penny is prepping the ship. Ben draws his gun and starts across the dock when Desmond sees him and calls out to him … shortly before Ben turns and blows Desmond away.


Okay, Ben, not so delightful in your bastardness this time. We like this one!

Penny screams out and Ben turns his gun on her. She tells Ben that she and Des have absolutely nothing to do with her father, but Ben doesn’t really care. It’s not until little tow-headed Charlie comes out on deck that Ben’s hard heart melts. Realizing that he doesn’t want another boy to grow up without his mother, Ben lowers his gun and before you can say awwwwww, Desmond is on top of him, beating the popcorn out of poor Ben. He then dumps Ben’s bloodied body into the cold, dark, marina water.


A gross, but stunningly beautiful shot. A part of Ben has now forever broken, and, no, I’m not talking about his rapped-upon head.

Back to the future, and back on the beach near the Hydra, Lapidus has made it back in an outrigger. One of the Ajira survivors runs up and tells him that Ilana and some of the others have found weapons. Frank heads up the beach to see what this is all about, and Ilana pulls a gun. Frank wants to know what’s going on, but all Ilana asks him is, “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” Frank has no idea what the hell they’re talking about and probably wishes that they had asked him what one snowman said to the other snowman, because he knows that punchline. Ilana makes like a union worker and punches Frank’s clock, knocking him out cold.

Back at the Temple of Foam, Ben and Locke head underground and light some torches that Locke knew to bring along. How? We’ll get to that in a bit. It’s simple, really. Anyway, it’s not important right now, what is important is that Ben finally fesses up and tells Locke that he was right in saying that he was there to be judged for Alex’s death. Ben then tells Locke that he’s pretty sure he can find his way from there and he doesn’t need anymore help. Then he turns and promptly falls through the floor, into the chamber below. Well, it wouldn’t be an old temple scene if the floor didn’t give way, would it?


“You alright down there?”
“Just peachy, John. Ooh, I think I see One-Eyed Willie!”

Locke tells Ben that he’ll be right back, he’s just going to go find something to get Ben out of that hole. Ben doesn’t like that idea too much, but Locke does it anyway. Ben brushes himself off and heads further into the antechamber, past some posts covered in hieroglyphs.


It reads: “For more information, check out Down the Hatch on Hobotrashcan.com.”

Ben presses on even further and we come to the show’s money shot, the one we’ve all been waiting for. There’s a glyph plate with a mural of Ol’ Smokey and Anubis, hanging above a grid of tiny holes in what looks like a miniature pyramid.


That’s Anubis on the right there. We’ll talk about him in a bit. And on the left there, that’s gotta be Ol’ Smokey. Anybody else see the demonic face at the end of that zig zag?

Ben soon finds himself wetting his drawers, since this is Smokey’s crib and he’s come tromping through without wiping his feet. Before he knows it, smoke is flowing out of the grate, and the mechanical chinging and maniacal insect-like chirping that signals the arrival of Cerberus begins. Smokey encircles Ben, swirling mightily around him, and begins to display snippets of Ben’s memories of Charles and Alex. Ben is soon forced to relive the moment when Keamy took Alex’s life, and Ben is stricken with remorse. Cerberus soon swirls back down and into the grate, leaving Ben in shock and confusion. He soon turns and sees Alex standing in the antechamber. He tells her that he’s so sorry, that he never wanted her to get hurt, and she nods solemnly. She then grabs Ben by the collar and starts to get physical. She says she knows that Ben is planning to kill Locke again, and that he had better shape his shit up and get with the program, or she’s going to be playing some basketball with Ben’s man-baby head. Ben cries a bit and says yes ma’am, and then Alex is gone as quickly as she appeared.


I guess we now know that Ol’ Smokey can roughhouse when he takes on a physical form. And, dang, Alex has got some big lips.

Locke soon pops his head into the hole. He’s found some rope, or cable, or something, and lowers it down for Ben. Locke asks if Ben is okay, to which Ben can only reply, with shock and surprise, that it let him live.

Cue the thonk!

Well, I certainly had some good timing with last week’s analysis. If any of you missed it, check it out; it’s all about Ol’ Smokey and some theories as to its purpose. I don’t necessarily think that this episode knocked any of those thoughts out of the realm of possibility, it just served to cement some assumptions that most of us have had about Cerberus since around season two. It also gave us an actual, honest-to-goodness Egyptian god to focus on that we don’t have to speculate on for hours. That god being, of course, Anubis, the god of the afterlife. Let’s take a look at the god that was on the Cerberus chamber wall, shall we?

THE ETERNAL STRUGGLE: STYX OR METALLICA?
Anubis was an Egyptian god, usually depicted with the head of a jackal, and commonly associated with the afterlife and embalming. Anubis was said to proceed over the dead, weighing the hearts of the deceased and determining their worthiness to pass over into the realm of the dead. A more important connection with the mythos of Lost and the Island, however, was the adaptation of Anubis into Greek legend. Anubis soon evolved into identification as the Greek God Hermes, eventually becoming Hermanubis. As the original Anubis was signified by a jackal, the Greek Hermanubis came to be associated with the guardian “dogs” of Greek mythology – Sirius, who guarded the heavens … and, of course, Cerberus, who guarded the gates to Hades.

Now, as to how that fully relates to the statue, I’m not entirely sure. That statue is clearly not Anubis, but could represent one of the other greater Egyptian gods that we have discussed before, most notably Horus. Horus was the son of Osiris and Isis; Anubis was the son of Osiris and Nephthys, Isis’s twin. This, of course, makes them half brothers. As I talked about in the analysis for “LaFleur,” and expanded on further in “A Little Intermezzo,” there are quite a few parallels between the mythology of Horus and the mythology of the Island:

“Ever since we saw that foot back in season two, I just got this gut feeling that it might be a statue of Horus. Horus was the god of the sky, but he was also the protector of ancient Egypt. Horus is always depicted as having the body of a man, with the head of a hawk. One interesting thing to note about Horus is that, according to Egyptian legend, he lost an eye in a battle for Egypt with Seth, another Egyptian god. That same season, we got to see the interior of the Arrow station when the Tailies took some of the original survivors over. Inside, they found a box with a few items within, most notably a glass eye. Many Egyptian temples have been dedicated to Horus, and there’s a safe bet that almost all of you have seen the eye of Horus online or in a piece of jewelry or art, at one point.


The Eye of Horus.

“In some ways, the god Horus has clicked on many other levels throughout the seasons, as well. Horace Goodspeed, who we see once again in this episode, shares a similar-sounding name as Horus. Paul, the man who was killed by the Others in this episode, wore an amulet around his neck. The amulet was an ankh, which symbolized life and immortality to the Egyptians. Only a select few gods were depicted carrying an ankh, and Horus is one of them.

“The key element here is, obviously, the eye. Since the very beginning, there has been a strong thematic element in eyes, whether it’s in the opening shot with the opening of an eye, or the glass eye the survivors discovered in The Arrow.

As mentioned, there is an entire, complicated history that involves Horus and his battle with his uncle, Seth, who killed Osiris, Horus’s father. I won’t go into all that here; if you really want to know more, there’s a whole web out there and Google is your gateway. Suffice it to say, though, the mythos of Lost seems to have quite a few parallels with those Egyptian legends. Whether that can simply be attributed to the persistence of conflict and myth throughout human history, as per Joseph Campbell’s great works, in particular The Power of Myth, remains to be seen. We’ll just have to stay tuned … as if anyone could pry the remote out of our hardened fingers.

Now that we’ve covered Anubis, Horus and the like, let’s take a look at another similarity in this hieroglyph – yup, it’s very similar to the picture that a young Locke drew and that Richard witnessed when he visited Locke as a child. Here, take a look:


See what I mean? It’s either Ol’ Smokey or he saw someone dump gasoline on a trash fire.

What, exactly, does that mean? Is it a coincidence, just a little easter egg thrown in there by the production team? That’s the likely explanation, but it could also mean that Locke is tied to the Island and its mysterious forces more than ever.

Before I leave the subject of Ol’ Smokey and religious symbolism completely, I would like to throw one more subtle comparison into the mix, and it’s a very timely one. While I was watching Ben down in the basement of the Temple and Cerberus was circling all around him in all that smokey glory, I couldn’t help but think biblically, most notably Moses. A subconscious memory started rising up, and I knew that the smoke and the swirling and the judgment and the impending death were all-too-familiar objects from a memory from long ago in my childhood. I’m talking about The Ten Commandments, people. Charlton Heston. Burning bushes. Yul Brenner getting his pharaoh butt kicked. Parting seas. Ten plagues. And, most importantly, the Angel of Death.


The Angel of Death, creeping downward toward pharaoh’s sleeping peoples, to steal away the lives of the first-born children of Egypt.


Not a still from the original Ten Commandments, but a really cool shot of the creeping death from the animated version. Look familiar?

“At midnight the LORD struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon and the firstborn of all the livestock as well. Pharaoh and all his officials and all the Egyptians got up during the night, and there was loud wailing in Egypt, for there was not a house without someone dead.” – Exodus 12:29-30

Or, as Metallica once so eloquently put it:

“Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man
Die by my hand
I creep across the land
Killing first-born man”

That’s part of the story of Passover, which began on Wednesday, the night of the airing of Lost. Again, a broadcasting coincidence? Probably, but cool, nonetheless. I won’t delve much further into this particular bit of religious storytelling, but I will say this: If any of you aren’t familiar with how all this ties into Egyptian history, aren’t familiar with Passover or haven’t witnessed the full wonder and majesty of ol’ Chuck Heston, decked out in his finest robes and leading his people out of Egypt, then you’re in luck – ABC will be broadcasting The Ten Commandments this Saturday night, just as it always does every Easter weekend. Watch it, and see how many of the Lost creators must have been fascinated by it as much as I was as a child.

AND ABOUT THAT OTHER THING …
Since I dedicated a huge chunk to the smokey elephant in the room, I’m just going to talk briefly about the other talking points in this episode. It was a chunky episode, so if any of you want to expand on these topics, feel free to open a discussion with me.

  • The number one burning question around my household was “how the hell did Locke know where the Temple was, and how did he know that Ol’ Smokey would be there, and how did he know about the underground, and what about those torches and …” Yeah. Lindsay would not stop with the questions during the episode, and all I could say was to wait and see if we find out. We didn’t. And it took me about a half hour of pondering before I finally got it: He asked Jacob. It was such a simple solution, that it just escaped me. I’m sure there are many of you out there going DUH! because you realized it while you were watching the episode.
  • But for those of you still scratching your heads, that’s where Locke went when he left the bungalow while Ben was summoning Cerberus. Locke traipsed out into the jungle of mystery, over to Jacob’s cabin, to have a little one on one with the voice of the Island. Now, whether he talked directly to Jacob or whether Christian was there to be the consigliere once more, I don’t know. All I know is that Locke knew all that stuff because he heard it from on high.

    Now, there’s going to be some of you out there thinking that Locke really isn’t Locke, that he’s a manifestation of Cerberus like Alex, or possibly Christian. The creative team did a great job of creating that illusion with this episode – the disappearance when Ben was summoning, the reappearance of John when Ben was expecting Smokey, the knowing of the Temple, etc. But I would bet a hundred bucks that Locke is still Locke. I don’t think that Smokey would reveal himself to multiple people or out in the light of day like that. It was interesting to see how Locke and Cerberus were never in the same place at the same time, and I think that was intentional. Bravo to the creative team.

  • Say hello to the cult of Widmore.

    There are more than a couple of thoughts as to who Ilana and some of the Ajira survivors really are – true indoctrinated Others who used to serve under Ben, a rebel contingent headed by Richard, etc. – but I think it’s fairly obvious that they have been indoctrinated by Widmore. Now, I’m not certain just yet if they have been indoctrinated by money or by beliefs, but I believe that they serve Widmore and his purposes, and there’s a coming war between light and dark in the final season that may very well be triggered by Ilana and her group. What I want to know is, what’s really inside that giant case? It can’t be an arsenal of weapons, can it? Ilana is holding an old M1 Garand, the preferred weapon of Charles and his ilk, and some of the Dharma folk. They probably found those in the armory at the Hydra station. If they had bothered to bring weapons all this way in a big metal case, I would think that she’d be carrying a submachine gun or a H&K, like Keamy and his crew.

    One thing is for sure, I think that Ilana and the Other Others are very different from Keamy & Co. I don’t think this group is motivated by greed – I think this group is motivated by belief. And, in many ways, that makes them far more dangerous than Keamy ever could have been.

    Since I brought up Heston, the commandments and the creeping angel of death, this week on Down the Hatch we will honor Passover. I’m not personally Jewish, so why would I choose to highlight such a holiday? Because, during Passover, you’re expected to drink – apparently, a lot. Okay, so you’re limited to kosher wine, but that’s not always a bad thing! There are some quality kosher wines on the market today, and even if your local wine merchant doesn’t carry them, there’s one that can be found at every grocery store known to man – Manischewitz. Don’t scoff; it may not be served in the king’s quarters, but we’re here to have some kosher fun, are we not?

    Anyway, during Passover, the tradition is to have four cups of wine, each representing the four expressions of redemption through God, as told in Exodus. As someone who enjoys four glasses of wine on a regular basis, I can get behind any religious holiday that not only allows drinking of such magnitude, it actually encourages it. So raise your four cups of wine and celebrate the seder. And if that’s still not your thing, grab a bottle of Manischewitz and crank the Metallica. Just make sure you’ve got that lamb’s blood ready for the Creeping Death.

    For more information about Passover, check out http://www.aish.com/ – a very entertaining site about Judaism and it’s many traditions. Mazeltov!

  • Thank God that Penny, Desmond and Charlie are okay. Well Desmond was shot, but if we’ve learned anything from this show, it’s that Ben is lousy at putting people down for good. I think that’s why he always got Sayid to do his dirty wetwork. At any rate, I was very relieved that nothing happened to Penny. I think we all knew that was where Ben headed off to in “316,” but I was going to be very angry if the powers-that-be allowed those particular characters to come to harm. Out of everyone in Lost, Des and Penny deserve to be together. Now, the real question is: what brings them back to the Island? They’re going to have to come back, eventually. That story can’t be over, and I’m going to be fascinated by how that particular succession of events will transpire.
  • Richard says that everyone that goes into the Temple and is saved like Ben “will never be the same.” Was Widmore forever changed? Ben most definitely was – something skewed his worldview terribly. Obviously he cared about Alex, and he has a soft spot for the children (probably because of his own lost childhood), but otherwise, Ben has his own motives and has no qualms about killing. The only person to serve the Island in a leadership capacity that has not gone through the “indoctrination” – that we know of – is Locke. Perhaps Locke really is the true savior of the Island because he chooses to serve the Island not out of some brainwashing or somesuch, but because he truly believes the Island is his destiny and his purpose. This could be why Locke is able to see and hear Jacob, and why Cerberus chooses to protect Locke from harm.
  • Next week’s episode is entitled “Some Like it Hoth.” I can hardly wait. Plus, we’ll get to see more of the realm of the dead as Miles finally gets to unleash his talents for talking to the spirits.

And that about wraps it up for me. I’ll see you all back here next week. We’re closing in on the finale – only five more episodes left in this season, and then we’re in the home stretch for the last season of Lost. That’s a sad thought, really. What are we going to do without Lost!?

Come on back next week when we’ll likely have a few little surprises for all of you Lost and Down the Hatch fans – Joel and I have been cooking up something special, just for your shopping pleasure. But more about that next week. Until then, there’s still a lot of thinking to do, so if any of those beautiful minds are stricken with an epiphany, tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.

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“Whatever Happened, Happened” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: Sawyer. Cassidy. Baby. Con. Kate. Copter. Whisper. SPLASH! Kidnap. Lawyer. Carole. Island. Past. Ben. Sayid. Van. CRASH! Escape. Jungle. Run. Jin? WHACK! BLAM! Thud. Thonk!

This week on Lost: Okay, this week it’s time for me to be fast and furious (in theaters today!), so bear with me. Let’s roll!

After Kate gets off the Island, she goes to see Cassidy – Sawyer’s ex and mother of his daughter, Clementine – and spills the beans. Cassidy calls Sawyer a son of a bitch and a coward for jumping off the chopper. Kate hands Cassidy money, but she doesn’t want it since it’s dirty blood money from the Oceanic settlement.

Later, later, like 2007 later, Kate leaves the docks where Sun has Ben at gunpoint and decides, despite the shock of potential gunfire around her “son,” that it’s okay to stop off at the local supermart for some chocolate milk. Aaron doesn’t want chocolate milk, dammit, he wants a juice box. So, somewhere between aisle three and aisle five, Kate loses Aaron. That kid is damn slippery. Anyone else have a problem with this scenario? Did your mom ever lose you in the grocery store as a child? Hell no, when you were Aaron’s age, your mom got a shopping cart even if she was going in there just to pick up panty hose and you were in the cart, standing up at the front, playing King of the World like Leonardo fucking DiCaprio. You know it’s true. Anyways, she gets all frantic and sees someone who looks a lot like Claire walking toward the exit with Aaron. She grabs him and holds him close. Next time, use a cart Kate. Moms everywhere agree.

A little later, like when it’s time to go back to the Island later, Kate visits Carole Littleton and tells her the truth about little Aaron. She’s a bit shocked, understandably. Kate tells Carole that she is going back to the Island to find Claire (really? Really Kate? Like, seriously?) and that Aaron is two doors down. Kate then goes off to tell the little dude goodbye and she boo hoos quite a bit and, for a second, my heart actually melts for Kate.


Damn you for making me care!

Hey, alright, back on the Island in good old 1977 now! Baby Ben’s been shot! Sayid’s run off! Jin’s unconscious! Dogs and cats … living together … mass hysteria!

Jin wakes up and finds that baby Ben has suffered the first of many beatdowns he will receive in life. Ben is still alive – yep, we all figured as much – so Jin scoops him up and loads him into the Dharmamobile.


This has absolutely nothing to do with the price of tea in China, I just thought it was a cool shot.

Back at Dharmaville, Horace has cooked up this crazy theory that someone in Dharma must’ve helped Sayid escape. While he and Sawyer (as LeFleur) are checking out the cell and security cameras, everyone else is on clean-up duty, straightening up the place after a flaming Dharmamobile took out a bungalow. Roger Linus asks for the wench’s help with … oh, hahahah, wait, he asked for Kate’s help with the winch, my bad, and I can swear that Kate makes flirty freckle face with him. Ew, Kate. Just ew. In the middle of flirty freckle face action, Jin drives up and drags out a bloodied boyhood Ben. To the infirmary!

Kate visits Sawyer down at the Dharma jail, looking for answers to what happened to boy Ben. Horace shows up and they have to play it cool, so Kate can get out while the getting’s good. Horace finds some keys in the jail cell lock and says that only three people have keys like that, two of them being Roger Linus and new guy, Jack. Sawyer orders Miles to go watch over Jack, Kate and Hurley, and make sure they don’t leave their bungalow until he can straighten up the town.

In the infirmary, lovely Juliet tries desperately to save boy Ben’s life, but the tween has lost a lot of blood and it’s not looking good. If only there was a trained surgeon on the Island! Wait, there is? Oh yeah, Jack! Somebody get Jack! Oh good, Sawyer’s gonna get Jack. Surely he’ll help.


“hufffff … No way, man … like, that requires me getting up, and, like, caring and stuff. Besides, Horace has, like, some amazing shit growing back over near the Arrow. It’s totally premo. Oh, hey, could you, like, throw me the Dharma chips on your way out? Righteous.”

Meanwhile, on the other side of the bungalow, Hurley is channeling his inner Marty McFly, and I’m having a little deja vù of my own.


Hurley, waiting to see if his hand would disappear a la Marty’s picture in Back to the Future, just like I mentioned in last week’s analysis. Oh, he’s talking about mutable timeline theory, just for the record.

Hurley and Miles then get in a heavy discussion about the implications and repercussions of mucking about in the past. If anyone would like a more detailed recap of what and all was discussed during their temporal pow wow, feel free to look back at my analyses of the entire last two seasons. It’s pretty much all right there, in black and white.

Back to Jack, Kate tells him that she can’t believe he won’t help and that she doesn’t like the new him. Jack just does a little head bob thing, does two snaps in the air and tells her that she didn’t like the old him, either. Oh no, he didn’t! You just been served, bitch. Kate decides she’s had enough and leaves to go help Juliet in the infirmary, despite the protests of Miles.

Back in the infirmary, little Ben isn’t looking so hot. Kate shows up and offers her blood to help Ben, since she’s a universal donor. That’d be type O negative for all you completists out there.


“Now, Kate, you just lie back for a couple of hours. He’s lost a lot of blood, so I figure we’ll need about 4 or 5 liters …”*

While Kate is waiting to get her “I Donated Blood” sticker and the free cookie, Roger comes in and there comes flirty freckle face, again. What does she have for Uncle Rico, anyway? Roger takes a seat and laments that he wasn’t exactly the world’s greatest father, and that Ben took his keys to let Sayid out.

Back at the Oceanic bungalow, Miles continues to try and get Hurley to understand the laws of time travel, and it makes me kind of glad that I just get to write about this complicated crap without someone going “but … but … but …” the whole time.


“Aha! But, dude, that guy on HoboTrashcan.com said that we’re, like, all connected by temperamental string and stuff and that there’s a chance one of us could leap back in time into a woman’s body to set right what went wrong … or something like that. Let’s just see if Jack has any more of that stuff around here.”

After Kate gives a little less than the four liters that Juliet needs, Juliet informs Kate that little Ben isn’t going to make it without some help. She suggest that the Others might be able to do something. The Others! What a stellar idea! So, Juliet helps Kate get little Ben into a Dharmamobile, and off Kate goes, to the sonic fence. It’s not long before Sawyer catches up to her, though. Figuring that he’s come to stop her from giving Ben over to the Others, she plants her feet and gets all Miss Tuffpants. Sawyer tells her that he’s not there to stop her, though, he’s there to help … BUT, he’s there because Juliet asked him to be there, not because Kate might need his help. Sawyer loves Juliet! Oh, there is justice on the Island, after all.

Sawyer deactivates the sonic fence, drags little Ben out of the van and he and Kate set off into the jungle of mystery, looking for the Hostile’s M.A.S.H.

Meanwhile, back in Dharmaville, Juliet is tearing into the Oceanic bungalow and she is pissed. Good god, it’s hot. She tells Hurley and Miles to take their temporal wanking elsewhere and rushes them out the door, before storming into the bathroom to catch Jack … in a towel? Oh, c’mon! Juliet closes the door and lets it all spill out. She demands to know why Jack wouldn’t help her or Ben, and why he’s come back to the Island, after all. Jack thinks for a minute and simply says that he knows he was supposed to come back to the Island, but he doesn’t know why just yet. Careful there, Jack … you’re starting to sound like Locke. FINALLY.


“What? Help? Yeah, like, sorry but I just had take a shower, man … there were, like, spiders and shit on me.”

Back in the jungle of mystery, Kate and Sawyer are carrying Ben deeper and deeper into Hostile territory. Since Kate is there, it’s not long before they find themselves at gunpoint, and Sawyer demands to see Richard Alpert. Kate and Sawyer are escorted further into the jungle until Richard appears. Richard recognizes Sawyer, but doesn’t register Kate. It’s okay, though, says Sawyer, she’s with him. Sawyer tells Richard that they have come for his help because the boy has been shot. Richard asks if the boy is Benjamin Linus and Sawyer raises an eyebrow, wondering if the two have met before. At any rate, Richard agrees to help Ben, but if he does, Ben will never be the same. He will be changed, losing his innocence and forever becoming one of Them. Oh, and he won’t remember any of this, or how R2 saved the Republic again, or even master Obi-Wan.

Richard takes Ben in his arms, and one of the Others tells him that Ellie and Charles won’t be too pleased. Well, well, Mrs. Hawking and Mr. Widmore do end up together as speculated. Anywho, Richard says that they’re not the boss of him and he takes off with Ben through the jungle. He comes out into a clearing and there’s the Temple, in all its styrofoam glory. Richard walks up to the Temple wall, flips a magic switch that opens a stone door, and carries little Benjamin Linus off to meet his pod, and his destiny.

Cue the … WAITAMINUTE.

Back on the Island in current time (well, show current time, you know what I mean), we see big Ben curled up inside the Hydra station, sleeping peacefully after having been conked on the head for the 81st time. The camera pans up to reveal a figure beside the cot, looking down on Ben. It’s Locke, who, when Ben opens his eyes, grins that wonderful mischievous grin and welcomes Ben back to the land of the living.


You just can’t keep a good man down. Hey, buddy. We’ve missed you.

And NOW … cue the thonk!

This was a nice, solid episode. Not a lot of totally mind-blowing moments, but a good time, overall. Surprisingly, despite the humorous lesson in temporal mechanics given by Miles, there’s not really a whole lot of time theory to rehash in the analysis. As any of you who have read the column for awhile now know, pretty much everything they’ve said has come up at one point or another. Anyone new to the party who needs a temporal fix should just go back and re-read my analyses for this season. Oh, hush, you’ll like it.

Well, despite no new temporal shenanigans, there are definitely a couple of things that came into sharper focus after that episode. Most importantly, more of the structure and operations of the Others were revealed, as well as how the Temple and Cerberus play a role. Let’s take a trip down the Other rabbit hole now and see what we’ve got, so far.

THANK YOU FOR SMOKING
Ah, Ol’ Smokey, old buddy. Cerberus doesn’t even appear in this episode and yet his amorphous mark is all over it. As soon as Richard took Ben into the Temple to be “fixed,” I immediately started thinking back to the cerberus vent and how Ol’ Smokey dragged Montand – a member of Rousseau’s science team – kicking and screaming into the Temple. His friends had no recourse but to follow, and a couple of months later we find that they’ve all been converted into pod people that Danielle has no choice but to gun down. Cerberus has been referred to as a “security system” for the Island, and that would be one hell of a security system – if you have a problem with a bunch of people on the Island, get Ol’ Smokey to grab a few of them, drag them through a cerberus vent and into the Temple, where they attend Orientation on how to be a full member of the Others. Once they come out of the Temple, they’re fully on the Other train, ready to do just about anything to protect the Island. They are, as Richard puts it, forever changed.


“Oh, hey, look … he’s got that damned blast door map out, again.” I do, indeed! It’s my favorite show prop of all time. Anyway, on this map there are certain locations with markings such as CVII and CVIII – as we’ve covered before, those stand for Cerberus Vents. There’s a pretty important one at the Temple, and one that we’ve all seen with our own eyes not too far from the Swan. What’s that vent? We’ll take a look at that in a second.

Now, within the context of that set of principles which might govern Cerberus, we can go back and cross-reference that with encounters that our main players have had with Ol’ Smokey to try and get a clearer picture. Let’s start with Locke, and the Cerberus Vent I mentioned above.

Waaay back in season one, in “Walkabout,” Locke encounters Ol’ Smokey for the first time in the jungle. We don’t get to see Cerberus just then, but we see Locke from its perspective, as it looms over him. Later, he recalls that he had looked into the eye of the Island, and what he saw was beautiful. We know now that Ol’ Smokey was analyzing Locke, looking for something that it could take back and, possibly receive orders in regards to.


Locke’s first encounter with the “eye of the Island.” Yup, it’s a pissed off giraffe.

Locke encounters Cerberus a second time during season one, only this time Ol’ Smokey doesn’t seem as benign as in his first encounter. As a matter of fact, Cerberus grabs Locke and tries to drag him down a “hole.” This, we now know, is our first encounter with a Cerberus Vent.


Jack, being helpful, back when he wasn’t being quite as much of an asshole.


You always remember your first time. *sigh*


With all the daddy issues cropping up amongst our favorites on the Island, it only makes sense that there should be a balancing force – an all-encompassing mother figure, someone to take care of the little ones, pat their heads, and kiss their boo boos. I just never in a million years imagined that it would be Kate. This week’s drink recipe honors the Island’s most unlikely mother figure, castaway, kidnapee, amateur tracker, fugitive and, well, emotional terrorist.

MOTHER’S MILK

  • 1 ounce cinnamon schnapps
  • 1 ounce butterscotch schnapps
  • 1 ounce milk

Get yourself a couple of tall shot glass, preferably ones with pink elephants or blue storks or something on it. Carefully pour the two schnapps and the milk into a cocktail shaker with two or three soothing cubes of ice. Gently cradle the shaker and rock it back and forth. Sing a lullaby, if you want. Slowly strain the mother’s milk into two shot glasses, and drink when cranky or hungry. Oh, and try and keep your mind out of the gutter, children.

Later, after Jack was able to pull Locke up out of the Cerberus vent, Locke remarked that he didn’t think that the smoke was trying to harm him. That sounded like the ravings of a half-mad man back then, but it makes a ton of sense, now – whatever Cerberus saw in Locke during their first encounter, it knew that the Island needed him and Cerberus would have to get Locke down into one of those hidey holes and then over to the Temple for orientation. I believe that’s what Ol’ Smokey had planned to do, and I think that’s Ol’ Smokey’s true purpose – not to be the weapon of the Island, but to take the future protectors over to the processing center to be weaponized. Cerberus is but one being, seemingly, but an army of loyal and expendable soldiers is many.

Further proof for this comes from Cerberus’s encounter with Mr. Eko in season two and season three. During their first encounter, Cerberus “scans” Eko, much like it did with Locke, and we see many of Eko’s memories in flashes within the smoke. Later, during “The Cost of Living” in season three, Eko encounters Cerberus again, in the form of his brother, Yemi. Yemi asks Eko to confess and atone for his sins, and Eko tells him that he’s not sorry for anything. This vexes Ol’ Smokey greatly, and later Cerberus grabs him and slams him against the ground and up against a tree, killing him. This shows that Cerberus acts as a conduit for judging those that come to the Island – whether they are worthy of being its servants and protectors or whether they pose a threat. Locke’s love for the Island and his search for purpose made him a perfect candidate for indoctrination, and, indeed, for leadership of the Others. After the Swan was destroyed and Eko lost his way a bit, it was Eko’s unwavering belief that there was nothing wrong with his past actions that put him in dangerous opposition to the constructs of the Island. And, so, he had to die, rather than being sucked down a Cerberus Vent.

A couple of niggling questions remain. The timing and events that occurred with Locke after his attempted kidnapping by Ol’ Smokey in season one are a bit off. After that, Locke never really had another encounter with Cerberus, and his long, strange trip to becoming one of the Others had to be set in motion by Ben, posing as Henry Gale. Second, it seems as though Cerberus is not an autonomous entity, so the question remains: who, ultimately, controls the beast? We saw towards the end of season four that Ben can call upon Cerberus from a secret room in one of the bungalows, but in season three, in “Left Behind,” after Kate and Juliet are chased by Ol’ Smokey and repelled by the sonic fence, Juliet tells Kate that they (the Others) don’t know exactly what Ol’ Smokey is, but it doesn’t like the fences. Was Juliet lying? Or was she intentionally kept in the dark because Ben – and Richard – are probably two of the few to know the truth about everything?

There’s more – lots more – but we should move on.

CHARLES IN CHARGE
So, we learn for certain in this episode, that Charles and “Ellie” are in charge of the Others in 1977. I think it’s safe to assume that the Charles and Ellie referenced are Charles Widmore and Eloise Hawking. Are they a couple? Back in my analysis for “The Little Prince,” I postulated that Charles had to eventually leave the Island because his wife was preggers and he wanted to save her. I also figured that Eloise might just well be Charles’ wife – or ex – since they both have history with the Island and are connected. Of course, they could just be co-leaders, no romance involved at all. The important thing to note, however, is that they both seem to share in the leadership of the Others at this point.

Which brings us to an interesting point about the hierarchy of the Others. Why is there a shift in leadership from time to time? And what role, ultimately, do Jacob and Richard Alpert play?

We know, for certain, that Jacob has been around for a long, long time. When Sawyer, Locke and the gang jump back to 1954 in “Jughead,” Locke gets Richard’s attention by telling him that Jacob sent him. That indicates that Jacob has been at the height of the Island infrastructure for at least 50+ years. We know that Richard isn’t fully in charge, as he has often deferred to the wishes and plans of the current leader of the Others, such as Ben. However, he has his own autonomy, of a sort, because in this episode, he doesn’t care about the opinions of the current leaders of the Others – Ellie and Charles. That could be because of his autonomous nature, but it could also be because he no longer agrees with the leadership of Charles and Ellie, and he takes it upon himself to save Ben, indoctrinate him and guarantee he continue to be the right-hand man on the Island. The same goes for Locke – when Ben starts to go rogue, Richard transitions into a guide, of sorts, for Locke, and tells him that he is destined to lead the Others.

As for the direct report to Jacob, it can only be speculated that Charles and Ellie, at some point, became full leaders and counseled with Jacob. In 1954, it appeared that young Charles and Ellie may not have assumed the mantle of leaders just yet. Richard seemed to be in charge of the group when Locke spoke to all of them, but it almost seemed as though he was acting as more of a mentor, or, perhaps, a baby sitter.

As to who may have acted as leader prior to Charles and Ellie is anyone’s guess. Did Magnus Hanso – captain of the Black Rock – once become a member and a possible leader after he was shipwrecked on the Island? Was Richard a member of that crew, or is he even older than that? Who is Jacob? Future Jack/Locke/Ben/ who returned to the past and became Jacob? Or is he somehow an ethereal manifestation of the Island itself? Maybe he’s Ol’ Smokey. I’m hoping that we get to learn more about Jacob and the Others by the time the finale rolls around. If you all have thoughts, send them my way.

WE DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK FOURTH-DIMENSIONALLY
So, after all that postulating last week, it came down to the simplest explanation: Young Ben didn’t hit the ground and die after Sayid shot him. Most everyone agreed with me that that would probably be the outcome, and would corroborate that the prevailing temporal theory on Lost, at least for the time being, is static timeline theory. As mentioned, Miles attempts to explain the basics of this theory to the consternation of Hurley, who is just not thinking fourth-dimensionally. Hurley even asks that question that was nagging us from static timeline theory – if it all happened just as it happened, why doesn’t Ben remember anything or anybody? That was a pretty big aha that Miles couldn’t rectify, and, honestly neither could I. We did find out later, however, that nobody remembers what happens to them after they are taken into the Temple and laid down next to one of them pods until their evil pod twin pops out. Invasion of the Body Snatchers, people, try to keep up.

DAMN, WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT?
Since I am holed up in my secret underground lair for the two days it takes to write this post, I sometimes miss something really cool on the Internets. It’s usually okay, though, because I’ll come around to that way of thinking eventually, and that’s just the way I work. However, sometimes someone sends me a tidbit or an idea that is too cool to ignore and I not only have to see it, I have to share it.

So, you remember the comic book that Richard brings as one of the items for young Locke to choose from in “Cabin Fever,” last season? That one right up there? Yeah, that one. Well, in that comic, there is a short story called “March Has 32 Days.” In that story, set in 1956, a man fails to inspect a bridge, which later collapses. This man, John, wishes that he could go back in time and change the outcome of the bridge collapse. He blacks out and comes to on that same day – March 31. John sets off to inspect the bridge, but is delayed by a friend who tells him that the bridge has been inspected and is fine. John sets off on his errand to take his wife to the airport, just as in the last time he lived through this day, but decides that he needs to check the bridge anyway to prevent the same thing from happening. He reaches the bridge, finds the flaw and prevents the bridge from collapsing, thereby changing the events of the past.

The story obviously correlates to the show and the fan’s constant debate on the mutability of time and the events in the past. I find it fascinating that the story, from a comic no less, could have such parallels with the events on the Island, and it was introduced in the middle of last season. Nice thinking ahead on the parts of the creative team.

Oh, and another fun tidbit? This episode was broadcast on April 1st. That’s March 32nd. Pretty cool, huh?

Well, that about wraps it up for this week. As usual, I had a hundred more things running through my brain, but the time has come to put this analysis to bed. I wanted to get a full transcript of Miles and Hurley’s time theory conversation on here for all of you, but I didn’t have the time, and there is no transcript yet written for this episode. Maybe I’ll pull it and post it here next week. I’d be interested in reading over it. I thought it was hilarious. Oh, and plagiaristic, of course. All I’m asking is for a creative credit, guys. Is that so wrong?

I jest. Until next time, keep thinking those good thoughts, and if you have an epiphany, tell me something good.

Namaste.

*That’s a little medical humor, there. Y’see, the body only holds about four to six liters of blood, and … well, you get it. Wow, that joke was way up there … you’d better go look at it again. I’ll bet you even forgot about the asterisk, didn’t you? For shame.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.

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“He’s Our You” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: Little Harry Potter, I mean Ben Linus, runs into Richard “The Timeless Wonder” Alpert looking a bit disheveled in the jungle of mystery, back in 1974. Ben wants to join the Hostiles. Richard tells him that he must be patient before he can join. Yeah, you’re probably going to have to wait about 18 years or so. Back in 2007, grown-up Ben has been manipulating Sayid into killing a whole bunch of people, before they join Jack, Kate, and Hurley on Ajira Flight 316. Destination? 1977. Back in the ’70s, Jin finds Sayid wandering around near the Flame and has no choice but to take him captive. Later, in the Dharma brig, young Ben brings Sayid a sandwich, and they meet again for the first time.

This week on Lost: When I said all hell was going to break loose this week, I had no idea what might happen, nor did I think I’d have to wait until the last 30 seconds of the episode to find out exactly how prophetic that statement would become. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover after the episode, so this recap is going to be fast and frenetic. Let’s do it!

When Sayid was a boy, his father asked his brother to kill a chicken, but his brother couldn’t do it. So, Sayid when into the pen and broke the chicken’s neck. When his father found out who had killed the chicken, he looked at Sayid and his brother and said, “At least one of you will grow to be a man,” before turning his back and walking away. Ahh, daddy issues. Where would Lost be without you?

As we all know by this point, it’s a Sayid flashback episode, and the traditional flashbacks are back! Well, okay, so Sayid’s really in 1977 and the flashbacks occur all over time after this particular time, but it’s in Sayid’s own personal timeline and … nevermind. You know what I mean. At any rate, let’s just cover the flashbacks right up front.

Sometime between 2005 and 2007, Sayid continues to kill for Ben. He makes his last hit in Moscow, killing a man that tried to bribe him with money from his safe. Sayid then proceeds to exit the building and meet Ben in a cold, dark alley. Ben proceeds to tell Sayid that this man was the last of those in Widmore’s group that could be of potential harm to his friends, and then tells Sayid that he’s pretty much done. Sayid goes off to build houses in the Dominican Republic.

In 2007, Ben finds Sayid working in the D.R. and tells him that Locke is dead, and that he thinks he was murdered. Yeah, Ben, by you, you delightful little bastard. Ben then tells Sayid that someone has been watching Hurley outside the Santa Rosa Mental Institute, and that Sayid has the power to stop them. Sayid tells Ben that he’s done, he doesn’t like to kill, to which Ben responds dryly that he must have been mistaken, then. Oh, Ben, why do I love such a bastard?

Later in 2007, we flash back to the time when Jack, Kate, Sun and Sayid are all gathered on the docks, and Sun has a gun to Ben’s head. Everyone disbands and Sayid heads straight to a bar, where he sips on $120-a-glass MacCutcheon’s scotch. Soon, a familiar face shows up and sits a couple of chairs down from him. It’s Ilana, the woman we see escorting him to Guam a couple of episodes back in “316.” They flirt, she orders a big steak and soon Sayid is buying her her own glass of MacCutcheons. Okay, seriously, let me interrupt this flashback to say guys listen up: Nothing good ever comes from a girl picking you up in a bar. Take it from me. The same probably holds true for the same situation online, but I’m too dumb to stop falling for it.

Danger sign #1: She talks to you first. Danger sign #2: She looks like this. Danger sign #3: She orders a steak. Danger sign #4: You infer that she could be a prostitute and she doesn’t slap the curls out of your hair.

A few minutes later, they’re both back in Sayid’s room, about to get it on – that is, until Ilana does a roundhouse kick to Sayid’s head and then pulls a gun on him. Yup, double-crossed again. Told you so, bucko. Ilana informs Sayid that she’s been hired by the family of the guy he shot on the golf course and that he’s going to Guam.

A little later, Ilana is escorting Sayid through the airport on the way to Ajira Airways Flight 316. Sayid is fine until he starts seeing Jack and Kate and Hurley and Sun, and then he realizes that, holy shit, he’s about to end up back on the Island. So, he suggests another flight. Nothing doing, says Ilana, and they board. On the plane, Sayid sees Ben board and he asks Ilana if she’s working for Ben. She doesn’t seem to know who Ben is, so Sayid lays out that he’s a lying, manipulative, murdering bastard. Ilana doesn’t know how anyone could work for such a man. Sayid simply says, “I did.” And … we’re all caught up.

Now, back to 1977, if you please. Sayid’s still down in Dharma jail after being taken down there last episode by Sawyer. Ben brings Sayid another sandwich – chicken salad, yum – and a book (Carlos Castaneda’s A Separate Reality, more on that later). Ben asks Sayid about Richard and says that he’ll help Sayid because he wants to get out of there. Horace and Radzinsky show up a little later, remove the plastic ties around his hands and ask him who he is and if he’s in trouble with his people. Sayid simply says thank you, and Horace says that he’s afraid they’re going to have to kick it up a notch. Bam!

Back in main Dharmaville, Juliet’s cooking up some bacon (yummm – you should’ve taken a drink if you were playing along with the drinking game!), but not paying it much attention because she’s staring out the window, contemplating how long it would take to dig a grave for the bitch that’s now living across the way. Sawyer comes in and assures her that everything is just going to be a-okay, and to keep her pantyhose on, he’s working on it.

Sawyer, you bastard … look at that face. Don’t screw this up, bub.

Sawyer suits up, get his LaFleur on and heads down to the Dharma jail to talk to Sayid. He tries to convince Sayid to pretend to be a Hostile deserter, and Sayid tells him to stuff it. Later, Roger Linus comes in to clean outside Sayid’s cell and they have a little chit chat. Roger says that he’s amazed that Sayid was captured by these morons, and Sayid tells Roger that they might be morons, but Roger is cleaning up after them. Oooooh, burn. Ben shows up with another sandwich, and Roger gets a teeny bit pissed, and shoves his kid around a little. Sayid actually has a problem with this, but does nothing to stop it.

The next bit can only be described with pictures, because it is so very classic.

Back at the “we think we’re cool kids” table, Hurley has made breakfast …

“… soooo I got this cool new logo now and all. Oh, and did you guys know that Sawyer and Juliet are shacking up these days?”

“Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. Where’s my dynamite?”

Sayid won’t play ball with the Dharma folks, so they have no choice but to load him up and take him to see Oldham, and Sawyer soon tells Sayid that “he’s our you.” Doesn’t sound good. They tie Sayid to a tree, and Oldham douses a sugar cube with either a psychotropic concoction of his own, or a little sodium pentathol, and shoves it in Sayid’s mouth. How do I know it’s sodium pentathol? Because long before Lost, I was watching the Bristows use the stuff like candy all the damn time in another J.J. Abrams joint known as Alias. Anywho, it’s not long before Sayid is loopy as hell and willing to tell them the box scores to the last Knicks game. He proceeds to spout off about the various Dharma stations around the island, including the Swan, which hasn’t even been built yet. He confesses to have come to the island on a plane and to have spent over 100 days there before returning to the mainland. He also confesses to come from the future.

It’s about that time when Sayid gets a little punch drunk. Heh.

Needless to say, Horace, Radzinsky and Oldham are not happy with the results of their truth serum.

Back in Dharmaville, Kate has come to work with Juliet in the motor pool. Kate soon tells Juliet that she knows about her and Sawyer and that it’s all good, she was done with his hick ass anyway, and Juliet says that she’s relieved because she didn’t know how she was going to tell Kate without it sounding like she was saying “stay away from my man, bitch, or I’ll make you bleed.” They have an awkward little friend moment when you wonder if Juliet might just grab a crescent wrench and beat Kate anyway, until Sawyer and the others show up with Sayid and escort him back to jail.

Okay, I know this is going to sound strange, but putting the girls in those little blue mechanic’s jumpsuits is just HOT. Somebody grab the grease gun! Okay, that sounded dirty.

Ahem. Later that night, the head honchos of Dharma all meet at Horace’s house and discuss the fate of Sayid. There’s some arguing, but in the end, Horace’s wife Amy says that she wouldn’t feel safe with him away and that they should kill him. Man, that is one cold bitch. Of course, she was just about raped by the Hostiles, so who could blame her? It’s put to a vote and all but Sawyer vote yes. Horace tells Sawyer that he’d like to make it unanimous and Sawyer reluctantly acquiesces, since he’s stuck between Iraq and a heart case.

Knowing well what’s going to happen, Sawyer heads down to Dharma jail to give Sayid an out. He tells Sayid to beat him up and take his keys so that Sayid can escape. Again, Sayid refuses, stating that all of it doesn’t make sense, that they are all back on the Island, and there seems to be no purpose in it. Sayid tells Sawyer to leave, and so he does.

Sawyer heads over to Kate’s bungalow and asks her if she knows why everyone came back. She doesn’t know why everyone else came back, but she knows why she did. We do, too, you homewrecking whore. Before she has a chance to open her freckled face, though, a flaming Dharma van comes plunging out of the darkness and into one of the bungalows. All hell breaks loose as everyone runs for firehoses located around the village, and they get the fire under control. While everyone is distracted, little Ben sneaks down into the jail and offers to set Sayid free if he will take him to the Hostiles. Sayid agrees, and they make their escape.

As they flee into the jungle, another Dharma van approaches. It’s Jin, and Sayid comes out to confront him. He tells Jin that Sawyer helped him escape, and Jin just wants to check in with Sawyer to make sure. Sayid doesn’t wait for that, and knocks Jin unconscious. Ben comes out from hiding in the brush and is amazed that Sayid is able to do that. He then tells Sayid that they should probably get going, but Sayid hesitates. He has his hands on Jin’s pistol now, and we all see what’s about to happen. Sayid turns to Ben and says, “You were right about me … I am a killer.” He then raises his hand and proceeds to pop a cap in young Ben’s ass.

“Why didn’t … you tell … me … you didn’t … like … chicken salad …” THUD

Although we could all see it coming, in the select few seconds of silence after Ben’s body hits the ground, everyone watching suddenly starts to realize the implications of what has just happened, and there is the low, steadily-growing sound of heads exploding across the nation.

Cue the thonk!

Well, damn folks … that was a classic ending. I thought for a second there that Sayid was going to bite the big one since his story seemed over, but it looks like he’s found a new purpose on the Island: that old temporal cliche of killing Hitler before he comes into power. Oh, Sayid, if only it were that simple.

Obviously, the big question for this week is what the hell happens now, if little Ben is dead? By that one act, Sayid opened up a giant can of temporal worms that could cause all quantum hell to break loose, or it could just be the first in a series of very fortunate events. In order to fully understand the implications, and theorize what the potential outcome may finally be, we’re going to have to delve back into some temporal theory. We’ve talked in depth about string theory (in the analysis for the fifth season opener), and the time travel theories of Hedges Theory and the Novikov self-consistency principle (in the analysis for “Jughead”), so if you need to review those before we start, please go right ahead. I’ll be bringing up the Novikov self-consistency principle a bit, but in an altered form. Right now, I’m going to delve into something that I’ve covered in the past, as well (in the analysis for “The Other Woman”) – divergent timeline and static timeline theory. I’ll also be talking about mutable timeline theory and multiple branching universe theory (otherwise known as the Multiverse).

Just one thing to keep in mind as we’re reviewing these – it is assumed, for the sake of our arguments here, that little Ben is dead. I’ll talk about alternatives to that outcome after we cover these for things, okay? Let’s do this!

WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?

Static Timeline Theory
The static timeline theory that I mentioned in my analysis last season of “The Other Woman” was really a misnomer. I have changed that name to reflect what it is really showing, and it will be represented a little later as Mutable Timeline Theory.

Static timeline theory is basically the same theory that I’ve been harping about for most of this season. It is sometimes referred to as predestination theory. It relates to the Novikov self-consistency principle, which I summarized a bit in the analysis for “Jughead”:

“This principle is pretty much what Daniel was spouting off about in the season premiere. He explained to the left-behinders basically that ‘whatever has happened has happened, and you can’t change it.’ Some call it destiny, but temporal philosophers call it sell-consistency.”

Essentially, what static timeline theory states in relation to what has happened with Ben is that in the history of the world, it has always gone down that little Ben was shot by Sayid. Got that? History has always shown little Ben getting shot by Sayid and that will never ever ever change. Sayid was always destined to go back in time and always destined to shoot little Ben in the chest. So, if this is the theory that the events in Lost adhere to, it will be interesting to see how all of this plays out. Since there are clues as to the validity of this theory in relation to the Island and what’s happened, we’ll take a closer look at this after we go over the next three theories.

Divergent Timeline Theory
I first talked about divergent timeline theory last year in the analysis for “The Other Woman.” I used it to illustrate how Daniel’s memory could be swiss-cheesed after his experiments with Eloise, the rat. Let’s take a look at what I wrote back then, in relation to divergent timeline theory:

“Divergent timeline theory is the cleanest and safest of the theories surrounding time travel and the effects of monkeying around in the past. In figure 1, you’ve hopped in the DeLorean and gone back to 1955, where you run over one of old man Peabody’s pine trees. At that exact moment, an alternate divergent timeline skewed off from the one in which you first hopped in the DeLorean, so when you head back to the future, there’s only one pine tree (fig. 2). The other timeline with twin pines still exists, but in an alternate timeline in which you never traveled back in time and killed one of the pines and therefore it is inaccessible to you.”

In relation to what’s happened with Ben within this theory, the act of Ben being shot immediately created a divergent timeline where Ben never grew up, never let loose the toxic gas to kill of the Dharma Initiative and, essentially, never harassed the Oceanic survivors or turned the Great Wheel to move the island and set the time traveling in motion in the first place. I think you all can see how divergent timeline theory can really open up a bottle of temporal whoopass, right?

Now, if all this has happened and we’re dealing with divergent timeline theory, then there is no possible way that the survivors could now return to the future they left. They would have to somehow go back into the past and ensure that Sayid did not go through with his plan to shoot Ben, essentially setting right what went wrong, and all the while hoping that the next leap would be the leap home …

Mutable Timeline Theory
Mutable timeline theory is what I referred to as “static timeline theory” back in my analysis for “The Other Woman” last season. I changed the name because the timeline in this theory really isn’t static – there is only one timeline, but it’s able to be changed. The effects of something in the past being changed in this theory act as a sort of “timewave” that completely rewrites everything from the point that was changed or went wrong. Here, to get a better understanding, let’s look at what I wrote last year:

“Mutable timeline theory can get a little hairy. You hop in the DeLorean, as usual, and go back to 1955 and run over one of old man Peabody’s trees, as in fig. 1. At that exact moment, the entire timeline from that point on is completely destroyed and rewritten based on what occurred in the past. There were NO twin pines in your future, and therefore you would only remember a single, lone pine in 1985. This is a predestination paradox, which basically states that whatever has happened in the past was meant to happen and our current timeline reflects that. Now, the sticky part comes in on fig. 3. Let’s say you decide to go BACK to 1955 again and you aren’t paying attention to what you’re doing and run over Doc Brown as he’s crossing the street. At that exact moment, the entire timeline would change, completely eradicating any evidence that you, the DeLorean or Doc Brown ever existed. Oh, and you never ran over a pine tree, either, so now there are twin pines again. That’s heavy, I know. That’s the sticky part of mutable timeline theory.”

I’ve used the DeLorean and Back to the Future for many of these examples, and mutable timeline theory is sort of like when Marty’s picture from 1985 starts to fade. He’s got a certain amount of time before his timeline is erased completely, at the point when his parents are supposed to kiss on the dance floor. In the same vein, if our timeline in Lost is mutable, then the survivors have set in motion a “timewave” that will soon erase their existence and rework the timeline in order to eradicate the paradox. The only way that this theory could really work in a literary sense for Lost is if Faraday knows that it’s happening and can warn the survivors of what they need to do to set things right.

Honestly, this one was a front-runner last season when it was just Daniel’s subconscious mind wandering about the temporal frontier, but now that there’s a whole mess of Oceanic survivors mucking around in the past, it would almost be literary suicide to start running with this particular theory.

And now, diverging almost completely from temporal theory, and running with the crossover of different realities and alternate universes, I give you …

Multiple Branching Universe Theory

This theory relates to the belief that crossover rifts can develop in the continuum between alternate universes, at points where specific timelines overlap. It is very similar in scope to divergent timeline theory in that any action in the past can instantaneously create a separate timeline, and therefore a separate reality, that branches off significantly from the main timeline. For instance, the moment that Ben was shot was a branching continuum point where several realities could intersect. In a parallel dimension – the one that we know and have followed – Ben was not shot at that point. Either Sayid wasn’t there, or Sayid hesitated and Ben was able to escape, or all manner of outcomes that resulted in Ben living. On the other hand, there are also an infinite number of realities that could have branched out from that specific spot that ended with Ben’s death. Sayid and Jin could have wrestled with the pistol and it went off, or he was hit by the Dharma van as it came by … basically any scenario you could imagine where it happens at the exact same moment where all the space-time continuums overlap.

Multiple branching universe (multiverse) theory doesn’t really deal too much with temporal causalities; rather, this theory deals with opening rifts between realities that allow individuals, consciousnesses and constructs to pass back and forth. With multiverse theory, Dan’s experiments with Eloise and the ones with Dharma would have been to tap into those multiple realities. When the Great Wheel was turned, the Island started skipping about through not only times, but realities that are lined up very closely to our own. These close alternate realities only differ from our own in a miniscule way, branching and diverging at subtle points throughout history, and there may be multiple points where the two realities overlap each other in the future, which would allow for transit between the two again.

The difficulty with multiverse theory is that it’s a very complex thing to relate in a literary sense. However, multiverse theory would allow for multiple standard temporal paradoxes to occur without much consequence, other than for the future of the current reality in which our survivors now inhabit.


If you’re missing out on this week’s drink recipe, then you’re not getting the whole story. One last thought that came to me about Ben and this predicament is the existence of something so preposterous, so outlandish, that it just might be true. This explanation can be traced back to a little red herring introduced in season two of Lost: the evil twin.

Perhaps, just perhaps, the Ben that was shot was not the somewhat-maladjusted Benjamin Linus that grows up to gas all of his people. Maybe we haven’t seen the whole story, and Ben has a doppelganger, somewhere on the Island or in a parallel universe, a la multiverse theory. Is it crazy? Is it improbable? Sure! But some have said the same thing about time travel …

THE EVIL TWIN

  • 1 bottle of Sambuca
  • 1 bottle of Jagermeister
  • 2 small shot glasses

Make sure the Jager is well-chilled. Keep the sambuca at room temperature. Fill one shot glass with sambuca and the other with Jager. Down the sambuca shot, then almost immediately the Jager shot. Although the two seem diametrically opposed, you’ll soon find that they form a deliciously complex mix on your palette, almost as if they aren’t really that different at all.

Next round, shoot the Jager first, then the sambuca. The sambuca is light, but sharp, which will clear your senses and make you think a little clearer. The Jager is dark, but mellow, and will entice you to dance on a table with a lamp on your head. Continue to repeat alternated shots until one side of your personality wins out over another. I hope for the sake of your loved ones, it’s the light side. Just to be safe, hide the button that activates the nerve gas reserves.

SO WHAT THE HELL IS REALLY GOING ON?
When we first went over static timeline theory, I mentioned that there were many clues that pointed toward it being the one that reigns over the story in Lost. First and foremost, Faraday has stated many, many times in past episodes that “what has happened, happened.” As a matter of fact, the title of the next episode is “Whatever happened, happened.” This points directly to static timeline theory in that the timeline is unchangeable. The history of the world is just the history of the world, and we will see the events of Ben being shot unfold naturally, as they are supposed to in the natural course of the world. In my personal opinion, that’s exactly what’s likely to happen. In the past of the Island, in 1977, a Hostile escaped Dharma custody, ran away with little Benjamin Linus, knocked out a patrolling Dharma deputy, stole his gun and shot Ben in the chest, leaving him for dead. This one event could have begun the long warring feud between Dharma and the Others, eventually leading up to their deaths from the gas attack.

The sticky part is that the gas attack was initiated by Benjamin Linus, and he was just shot in the chest. If static timeline theory holds true, then Ben can’t really be dead. We’ve seen the Island take care of other people that it’s needed before – Locke, anyone? – so if the simplest solution usually holds to be the truest solution, then the Island will save Ben. Locke laid in the ditch with the dead Dharma folk for a while after Ben shot him, so maybe Ben will lay in the road for awhile before the Island heals him enough to be up and about. There’s also the possibility that Richard or the other Hostiles will find Ben and take him to be cared for, later returning him to his dad and Dharma. This would also fully cement Ben’s loyalty toward Richard, the Island and the Hostiles, and guarantee that he would do anything and everything in the future to ensure the safety of the island – even if that meant killing off a whole bunch of people.

There is another possibility, related to the Island healing Ben. It might be possible that the Island wants EVERYONE off the boat, so to speak, and Ben is the one person who could do all that. If Ben is healed independently of the Hostiles and he believes that Sayid is one of them, then he could harbor resentment toward the Hostiles, as well. Remember, now, that Ben takes all his orders from Jacob in the future, and he’s supposed to be the only one who can see Jacob. Jacob may be an extension of the Island – a manifestation of Cerberus, perhaps – that is trying to get Ben to just eradicate all the wild cards on the island.

At any rate, we shall soon see the fate of young Ben and how the writers choose to get all the survivors out of this fine mess. Personally, I can’t wait to see how they pull it off, and if it’s anything like we’ve discussed in here.

WAITAMINUTE, THERE’S ONE OTHER THING
Oh yeah, Ilana! So, who the hell is Ilana really working for? Is she secretly working for Ben, or does Charles Widmore pay her bills? Is she a free agent, working on her own to get back to the island for her own benefit? Perhaps she’s an Other, or a child of one of the Others that left the island with Widmore when he and Eloise Hawking went to the mainland.

Do any of you have some decent theories on this one? I’d love to hear them!

There’s far, far more that I could cover – but isn’t there always, though? I really want to talk a bit about the possibility of Jacob being an interdimensional traveler, or the future self of one of the survivors, and I’ve never really gotten into how quantum phase states work and how that relates to Christian Shephard and a few of the other “ghosts” haunting the island. All in due time, I suppose. Next week’s episode seems like a bit of a filler from the previews, just gearing things up to go sliding headfirst into the finale, so maybe we’ll have some extra time to go over some of those things. In the meantime, however, keep thinking those thoughts, and if you have an epiphany, tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.

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Lost: Down the Hatch – The summer of ’77

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Chris Kirkman

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“Namaste” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: The bitch came back.

This week, on possibly one of the greatest episodes of Lost ever: It’s 2007. Ajira Airways flight 315 experiences turbulence somewhere over the Pacific. Veteran pilot Frank Lapidus is forced to take extreme measures, just as a brilliant white light engulfs the plane, flipping it upside down and transporting it from dead of night to mid-day sun. When they come out of the clouds, an island looms before the plane and Frank and the co-pilot manage to coax the limping plane toward a clearing that looks like an old dirt runway. They drop a couple hundred feet in the matter of seconds before making a dashing landing and plowing into some trees. “I’m a leaf in the wind,” the co-pilot screams, just before he is Washed on a big ol’ tree limb.

We interrupt this recap so I can bring you an important announcement: Suck it, Whedon.

Now, having landed the plane somewhat safely, it’s ascertained that of the Oceanic Six only Sun is left – and Locke, of course, but nobody knows that just yet. Ben and Lapidus are there, too, and Caesar and the marshal, Ilana, and Auntie Em, and … nevermind. The rest of the journey of those left in 2007 are interspersed throughout the episode, but I will recap that all right here because it’s way way more convenient.

Caesar has found some old abandoned buildings and wants to go exploring. Ben, knowing what the buildings are, takes off into the jungle, and Sun follows him. Ben tells her that if she’s looking for Jin, she’ll likely have more luck on the main island, and oh, by the way, there are some handy outriggers just over here that I figure might still be there even though I have no idea what time this really is. Okie doke, says Sun, and then Lapidus shows up and there’s the usual couple of lines of “oh, are you sure about this?” and “Yes, I have to trust him” and then Ben is, not surprisingly, knocked upside the head. Again. That guy must have a steel plate up there, because there’s no way he doesn’t have brain damage by now.

Anywho, by the light of the moon, Sun and Lapidus take one of the outriggers over to the main island, and land at the old submarine dock. They make their way across the battered dock and hear Ol’ Smokey playing around in the bushes. Once Cerberus gets tired, they take a path that leads them over to New Otherton, which is in shambles after the mercs got all blast happy last season and then Ol’ Smokey had to come and eat ‘em up. The wind blows through the ghost town and then a light comes on in one of the bungalows. Lo and behold, it’s a ghost! Well, close enough – Christian Shephard. He takes them into a house and shows them a photo of the 1977 Dharma recruits, which are, of course, Jack, Kate and Hurley. Then Christian tells the two that they have a bit of a journey ahead. Cue the …


Wait! Let’s jump back to 1977.

A whole bunch happens back in ’77, but let’s hit the highlights, shall we?

Sawyer meets Jack, Hurley and her at the bluff, and is dumbfounded. There’s a short-lived reunion before Sawyer has to hightail it back to the Dharma barracks for some clothes for the three. Juliet is there and wants to know what’s going on. Sawyer tells her who has come back to town and Juliet’s face drops. Yeah, we know you feel, babe. Juliet tells Sawyer that there’s a sub coming in that day and sets of to doctor the manifest.


Sure, honey, you go pick them up at the bluff … I’m going to go look for my gun, I MEAN, the sub manifest.

Meanwhile, Jin thinks that maybe the plane landed back in ’77, so he heads over to the Flame to check with Radzinsky. Yes, that Radzinsky. You know, the one that was partnered up with Kelvin down in the Swan for so many years until he blew his brains out? The guy that helped draw the blast door map? You know, that guy. Anyways, he’s there building – surprise, surprise – an architectural model of the geodesic dome that is built for the Swan computer room. Jin bursts in and wants to check radar logs, but Radzinsky isn’t happy. Jin doesn’t care, though, and gets all Korean mob hit man on the guy and throws him up against the wall.


Hey, crazy guy … whatcha building there? I like models.


Yes, kids, now you too can build your very own electromagnetic research and containment facility, with only simple household items.

Juliet goes to see Amy, who has just had her baby. She obviously can’t work, so it makes it a lot easier for Juliet to steal the sub manifests. Oh, and we find out that Amy and Horace’s baby is just Ethan. Yawn. She asks when Juliet and Mr. LaFleur are going to have a baby and Juliet says she doesn’t know, but the timing has gotta be right. Hah. Hahahahah. You see what she did there? Time travel humor cracks me up.

Over at the Flame, Jin and Radzinsky get a call on the batphone that someone has broken the Dharma perimeter. Jin tears ass through the brush and pulls his rifle on someone loping through the brush. It’s Sayid. He’s still handcuffed. Radzinsky is hot on Jin’s trail, though, so the two Oceanic survivors don’t have time to hug and catch up. Jin has no recourse but to take him prisoner as one of the Hostiles.

Sawyer gets Jack, Kate and Hurley up to speed on everything that’s going down, gives them some hip late-’70s fashions to put on, and drives them to the Dharma processing center. And here’s where the fun starts. First, Jack is processed by none other than Pierre Chang, who takes a look at his aptitude test results and summarily hands him a jumpsuit with “Workman” stitched on the breast. A heh. Hehehe. Hahahahhahahahah.


“I’m sorry … what does ‘Workman’ mean, exactly?”

Meanwhile, Kate’s getting the third degree from Phil, one of the watchmen we were introduced to in last episode. She’s starting to sweat bullets until Juliet shows up and hands over a revised manifest. Phil looks it over, gives Kate the hesitant stink-eye and leaves things alone. Juliet gives a nice, little diplomatic ‘fuck you’ grin to Kate and lets her know exactly who’s in charge around these parts.


“I’m sorry … did you have something to say to me? Because I’m all ears, missy.”

Sawyer heads back to the Flame, where he collects Sayid and transfers him to the Barracks. For the time being, Sayid is just going to have to remain a fake prisoner, until Sawyer can figure something out.

Later that night, Jack pays Sawyer a little visit in his bungalow. He’s greeted at the door by Juliet, and for a split second I see Jack grin like a school boy and I hate myself for liking him and then he comes on in and lights into Sawyer and he’s back to being good old Jackass, again. Whew, thank God. So, yeah, Jack does the usual Jack thing and demands to know what Sawyer has planned. Sawyer very calmly tells him to stick it where the sun don’t shine, saying that Jack always just reacted as a leader, and many people died because of it. If Jack had just stopped to think from time to time, things might have turned out differently. Then Sawyer shows him the door. Hell freaking yes. Like I said, one of the best episodes ever.


This week’s drink recipe celebrates the summer of ’77 – a jubilant time on the Island where ex-hippies could feel somewhat safe to continue their efforts to save the world. Back on the mainland, the economy was slowly falling apart, disco was becoming king and fashion was … well, we don’t talk about that. On the Island, though, everything and everyone was still free to be groovy, man.

GERONIMO!

  • 1 oz. Rum
  • 1/2 oz. Melon liquer
  • 1/2 oz. Curacao, blue
  • Splash of Grenadine
  • Splash of Sour Mix
  • Cold Sprite or 7-up

Put the rum, curacao and melon liquer in an iced shaker. Pour into a small rocks glass, then add the sour mix. Top it off with the Sprite. Just before drinking, grab the grenadine and add a few large drops to the top of the drink, right in the middle. Watch them fall down the drink, balloon at the bottom and create a psychedelic swirl at the bottom. Groovy. Grab your drink, yell GERONIMO, and turn it up. Repeat until you no longer need hallucinogens.

Sawyer lingers on the porch for a second, and there’s miss thang, standing by the porch light one bungalow down, working her homewrecker mojo. They give a little wave to each other and I just mutter “good grief.”

Back at the holding cell in the bottom of the barracks, Sayid is sitting patiently. A boy approaches with a bag and hands it to Sayid. He asks if Sayid is a hostile. Sayid simply asks the boy if he thinks Sayid is. Sayid introduces himself, and the boy does, as well. With no fanfare and not much surprise, his name is Ben.

Now cue the thonk!

For as much action and revelation as went on in this episode, there is surprisingly little to cover – or at least what there is to review isn’t terribly complicated. Shockingly, I don’t have any temporal diagrams or ley line maps, and I won’t be going into deep quantum theory. What we will talk a bit about, though, are some of the predestined time events going on, and the slippery slope our survivors are traversing in the past. Let’s get to it!

THE GANG’S ALL HERE
First and foremost, this episode managed to get most of the gang back together, albeit in another time. It finally felt like the old Lost, with Jack and Sawyer going at it again, Kate up to her old whoring shenanigans and Juliet being a sexy badass. The tables got turned on Sayid and he became the prisoner, with young Ben eagerly waiting to be the torturer’s apprentice. Only Sun – and Locke – were left out of the equation. The question is, why?

The easiest answer is that it makes the most sense for literary reasons. It creates a conflict wherein Jin and Sun are still looking for each other and that drives the story forward. However, within those same literary constructs we can also find some meaning, and what it means for the Island could be kind of shocking.

In my opinion, the reason that Sun and Locke are left behind is because they need to be in order for the Island to survive. By having the Oceanic survivors jump into the past, there seems to remain a risk that they might muck something up back there, and jeopardize their’s and the Island’s future. To fix what has gone wrong, someone has to remain in the present (2007) and they need to have a reason to want to get the others back. Out of all the Oceanic Six, Sun is that one person. She wants her family back together again, which is why she agreed to come back to the Island in the first place. She will stop at nothing to find Jin and a way back for him.

Locke was left behind, and subsequently resurrected, because he is the right hand of the Island. Locke is someone that will stop at nothing to fulfill his destiny and serve the Island by doing what’s needed. What will be needed is to get the others back from the past. Sun will need guidance, and Locke will be the guide. Ben was left behind, as well, which also makes sense. In one aspect, the Island has passed his mantle off to Locke, but the Island still needs him. Throughout their trials, Locke has been pushed to do what he needs to do mostly by Ben. Without Ben, Locke lacks a rudder, of sorts.

And, so, we have the three components the Island needs to set itself straight – the heart, the muscle and the catalyst. How it’s all going to go down, I can’t quite speculate just yet.

Another aspect of Locke and Sun being left behind could also have to do with “the list” from season two. You do remember the list, right? It was the one that Bea gave Michael so that he could bring back Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley to the Others in order to get Walt back.


Yeah, you all remember this.

At any rate, I always found it interesting that those four were the only ones on the list. In season three, it was revealed that Jack was brought there to perform surgery on Ben and Kate and Sawyer were brought in order to influence Jack. Well, I find it all a bit too convenient now that those four are the main survivors to be back in 1977, especially since there was a picture of three of them on one of the walls of the Dharma barracks that Ben and the Others had access to. The first “list” is the only one not to be attributed directly to anyone. It’s implied that Ben put it together, but subsequent lists were mentioned to have been put together by “him,” which is meant to imply Jacob. No matter who put the list together, it’s quite obvious that the Others would have some interesting inside information on at least Jack, Kate and Hurley. Of course, that is based on the assumption that the time travel that’s happening on the Island is pre-destined and not part of a self-correcting causality loop. Those particular theories are best saved for another day, however, as I need a little more evidence to make up my mind as to exactly which is occurring. Don’t worry, we’ll talk later; like any of you can make me shut up about temporal theory.

IT’S ALL IN THE TIMING
The previews for next week look like all hell breaks loose in the Dharma Initiative, and I can’t quite pin down any sort of precedent for the actions from clues in previous episodes. The blast door map is years from being made, as the Swan clearly hasn’t been built and Radzinsky isn’t keeping track of the downfall of the Initiative just yet. The “incident” – the fall of the entire Dharma Initiative – doesn’t occur for another few years, as we see Ben at the end of the episode and he’s still in his tweens. When Ben does obtain the nerve gas and eliminate Dharma, he appears to be in his early 20s, so there’s probably about ten years before the “incident.”

We do get a few clues to the history of Dharma, though. For one, we learn that Radzinsky developed the Swan and that he was worried that the Hostiles would not be happy with where they planned to build it. He was also worried that Sayid was a spy, so the “truce” may be in jeopardy. Richard also knows of the existence of Sawyer now, and his true identity and purpose. As for how that will shake out in the future remains to be seen.

The bottom line of all this, though, is that our crew have a few years before they have to worry about dying at the hands of young Ben.

THE GHOST AND MRS. KWON
So I rarely go out in the wild Internet in search of easter eggs and theories and whatnot, but I just couldn’t resist this week. I was sitting there watching the episode, and Sun and Lapidus were being shown around by the ghost of Christian Shephard, and the camera pans around to Sun and, there, back in the darkness, was a person! I swear I saw someone. I had to back up the DVR about 20 times before I got a clear look, but I know I saw what I saw. This wasn’t the “cardboard cut-out ghost” from Three Men and a Baby, either, this was an actual person.

Anyway, I couldn’t get a clear enough shot on my own, so I went looking around the Internet. Lo and behold, others had seen it, too. Here’s an enhanced shot with what I’m talking about.


Okay, so it looks a bit like a Klingon in a band t-shirt, but whatever.

It may be an illusion, or someone on the set, or it could be a manifestation of Ol’ Smokey. Or it could be Claire. Or … it could be a Klingon in a band t-shirt. I don’t know. All I know is that I saw something and I’m not crazy. Did anyone else catch it, too?

That about wraps it up for this week. There’s more we could discuss, but we’ll have more time next week after things get blowed up a little bit around the Dharma camp. In the meantime, if you come across anything or have an epiphany, don’t be shy. Tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.

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