It started out innocent enough. As the show begins this week, Joel Murphy talks about his awkward middle school years, sharing a story about attending his eighth grade dance with an attractive young lady. But it doesn’t take long for things to devolve into a lengthy discussion about strippers and strip clubs.

Lars shares the story of a recent outing that involved a prominent local businessman and the fabled “backroom” of a strip club. He also shares a shady, drunk experience on “The Block.” And Joel talks about his experiences a decade ago when he was a regular at a local strip club and the ladies knew him by name.

How did Joel do at the eighth grade dance? Does Mr. Tire like looking at naked ladies? Are strippers like the Yellow Pages? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

• Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
• End – “Skullcrusher Mountain” by Jonathan Coulton

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

Hazel Jones has been grabbing headlines lately for her rather unique medical condition. Jones has “uterus didelphys,” a medical condition affecting one in 3000 women which gives them two functioning sets of reproductive organs. Jones was offered a million dollars by Vivid Entertainment, an offer she quickly shot down.

Joel Murphy and Lars discuss Ms. Jones on this week’s show. They also talk about Mark Wahlberg’s interview with Men’s Journal, in which he discussed how he would have stopped 9/11 and revealed that he never masturbates. The dynamic duo also discuss which tired more cliches they would like to see retired forever.

How do people being pursued in movies always manage to disappear behind moving buses? What’s the best way to convey that your protagonist and villain are in a figurative chess match? Does Marky Mark really not get “funky” with himself? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

• Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
• End – “Morgan Freeman’s Selected Filmography” by Yellow Ostrich

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

2011 was a rough year for rappers. Trying to work “twenty-eleven” into a song just doesn’t sound that good. But twenty-twelve? That’s easily something you can work into your latest masterpiece about bitches and hoes. Joel Murphy and Lars believe this is shaping up to be a banner year for rappers.

In addition to the rap game, Joel Murphy also talks about how he is slowly turning into his father (and he shares a funny story about his dad haggling with the guy working the ticket counter at Universal Studios when he was a kid). The dynamic duo also discuss why a movie like Back to the Future could never be made today and a variety of other topics. They are back with a vengeance for twenty-twelve, motherfuckers!

Why is Eminem so insecure? What is Joel’s dad’s crowning achievement? Do you have any eye drops? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

This week’s music:

• Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
• End – “Do You Feel Me?” by Hulon

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

The holidays are all about spending times with the ones you love. They are also about kicking back and taking a break from work. Joel Murphy and Lars are able to accomplish both of those things this week by inviting back Jane and Greg to co-host the show with them and letting their guests decide what to talk about.

The gang cover a wide range of subjects, including Derek Jeter’s bizarre dating ritual, what is and isn’t a planet and the sinister undertones of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas.” And, the show is also filled with the normal crude language and drunken shenanigans you would expect from Hobo Radio.

Is giving a gift basket to your conquests a classy move? Who has the biggest potty mouth on the show this week? What exactly is figgy pudding? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

While Lars is at work, he encounters a crackhead who regales him with crazy stories explaining why he needs to borrow five dollars. Lars enjoys his erratic and disjointed crackhead tales and often rewards him with money.

Our dynamic duo seem a bit like crackheads this week, jumping from one subject to the next. They cover a wide spectrum of topics, including Maryland accents, guys with cool voices, words you can’t say on cable, short haircuts for women and Louis CK’s potentially game changing online experiment.

Have any bit players on sitcoms turned out to be as talented at Thomas Haden Church and Tony Shalub? Why does Lars love short haired girls? When can and can’t you say “dick” on cable? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

Normally, Joel Murphy prepares copious notes on what will be discussed on the show and Lars puts thought and effort into the “People You Should Know” segment. Most of the time, the dynamic duo work hard to ensure your podcasting experience is the best it can be. But some weeks, they totally just wing it and see what happens.

This is one of those weeks. Joel and Lars crack open 40s of Natty Bo’h and just talk about whatever comes into their minds. They discuss their favorite Christmas songs and movies, the songs they wish would just go away and the amazing career of Patrick Stewart. It’s not the most organized show, but it’s certainly an entertaining one.

How long did Scrooge’s nice streak last? Is there anything more upsetting than the thought of Tom Hanks dying in 9/11? What horribly offensive metaphor does Joel use when discussing Thanksgiving and Christmas? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

Joel Murphy and Lars have dads like Gary Cooper, the strong silent type. The times they’ve seen their fathers show emotions besides “even-keeled” and “hungry” are few and far between. But Joel and Lars themselves – they are total basket cases. It seems the dynamic duo can’t even keep themselves from getting choked up while watching the most harmless of movies.

Speaking of emotionally unstable people, Joel and Lars discuss Daniel Day Lewis, who is apparently such a method actor that he won’t break the Abraham Lincoln character he is currently playing. They also share their thoughts on the secret origin of The Muppet’s “Mah Na Mah Na,” Joel’s recent New York City trip and the late, great Patrice O’Neal.

What movies make Joel and Lars choke up? Who would win in a fight between Daniel Day Lewis and Christian Bale? What did Abraham Lincoln’s voice sound like? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

In addition to an excuse to eat your weight in delicious food, Thanksgiving is a time to reconnect with friends and family. So this week, Joel Murphy and Lars reconnect with their pal Jane, who joins them for a Thanksgiving-themed podcast.

The trio discuss all things Thanksgiving, including the one dish they can’t live without and the odd, quirky things their individual families served. Joel also rants about his hatred of the phrase “Turkey Day” and they all discuss their aversion to Black Friday. Plus, they compete to see who has the most depressing Thanksgiving sob story.

What day is it? Why does it have to be Black Friday? Who had the saddest Thanksgiving? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.

Joel Murphy and Lars are cold, cynical bastards. Heck, they are practically dead inside at this point. Yet they still get ridiculously excited for The Muppets. Some things are just sacred.

The dynamic duo discuss their love for Jim Henson’s creations in this week’s show. They also talk about the worst movies they’ve ever seen in the theater and gripe about speed traps in Maryland. (Hey, the whole show can’t be upbeat.)

Which Muppet is their favorite? What’s the worst movie they’ve ever seen? Who sets a highway speed limit at 50 MPH? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.

Hobo Radio is the official podcast of HoboTrashcan, brought to you by The Podcast Network.