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Murphy’s Law – A new Street Fighter movie, really?

Joel Murphy When I heard that Seth Rogen was already remaking Paul Blart: Mall Cop, I knew Hollywood was scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas, but it wasn’t until I saw a trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li that I realized just

Murphy’s Law – Lost action figures I’d like to see

Joel Murphy While many licensed toys on the market are complete and utter crap, Spawn creator Todd McFarlane has made a name for himself by sculpting photo-realistic toys that look more like mini-statues than action figures. To date, McFarlane has done two different waves of Lost action

Murphy’s Law – Grappling with The Wrestler

Joel Murphy [Disclaimer – People are oversensitive about movie spoilers these days, so I feel the need to warn you that I will be talking a bit about the plot of The Wrestler. So if you haven’t seen it, consider this an official spoiler warning.] To say

Murphy’s Law – The Too Much Information Age

Joel Murphy “The problem is, after a week of intense googling, we’ve started to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. God must feel that way all the time. I think people in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling

Murphy’s Law – I’m Batman

Joel Murphy Last week while taking a shot at the wannabe rocker from American Idol, I wrote the following paragraph: “I’ve spent most of my life wanting to be Batman, but I’m enough of a realist to accept the fact that it isn’t going to happen. I’m

Murphy’s Law – New Year’s resolutions

Joel Murphy Every year on December 31, many of you evaluate your life and come up with a list of New Year’s resolutions. As for me, at the end of every year, when I take a look at myself in the mirror and reevaluate my life, I

Murphy’s Law – Sex sandwich

Joel Murphy Burger King and I used to have a good thing going. They would run ridiculous advertisements on TV involving their terrifying King mascot and in return, when I was in the mood to order crap food that I would regret eating the next day, I

Murphy’s Law – I bet the cake had white frosting on it

Joel Murphy While many of you may hate the idea of having to shovel snow this December 25, I have a feeling that Heath and Debrah Campbell of Hunterdon County, New Jersey are dreaming of a white Christmas. The Campbells recently made national headlines after a local