On the day of the Nakatomi Tower heist, Hans Gruber finds himself distracted ... by love.
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Precocious pug Cuddles McGee has an eventful day at the dog park.
A few weeks before Christmas, Santa and his elves make their final preparations ... while hiding a dark secret.
Hawkeye struggles to fit in with the rest of the Avengers.
Joel Murphy envisions a dystopian future ruled by Amazon and Google.
Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into his easiest mission ever.
Every Halloween, all of your favorite movie monsters come out of the woodwork to cause havoc. But what do they do in the other 364 days of the year? How do they spend their downtime? Joel Murphy answers this question in this classic column, which we bring
A Vox article claimed to have the definitive answer on whether or not Tony Soprano died in the finale. Joel Murphy reacts to this latest development.
In honor of Rise of the Planet of the Apes, we rerun this 2013 column from Joel Murphy explaining why apes might actually rise up and destroy us all.
Joel Murphy writes an open letter to the man who kept a spreadsheet tracking every time his wife turned him down for sex and the wife who posted it on Reddit.