The Lime Green Skittle, which had been part of the original pack since its inception in 1974, has been permanently replaced with Green Apple. In this column from August 2013, Joel Murphy composes an open letter to the banished flavor, trying to figure out where things went
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Curt Schilling gets his revenge on Twitter trolls.
With new reports that sitting is "the new smoking," Joel Murphy imagines a world where sitting is outlawed and only outlaws have seats.
Luanne Landry dreams of a more exciting life in one of the alternate dimensions across the border.
Frank Johnson is baffled when two three-foot tall FBI agents show up at his door asking bizarre questions.
On the day of the Nakatomi Tower heist, Hans Gruber finds himself distracted ... by love.
Precocious pug Cuddles McGee has an eventful day at the dog park.
A few weeks before Christmas, Santa and his elves make their final preparations ... while hiding a dark secret.
Hawkeye struggles to fit in with the rest of the Avengers.
Joel Murphy envisions a dystopian future ruled by Amazon and Google.