Outside of the In-Crowd Archive
Courtney Enlow There are many common sayings, phrases, terms and colloquialisms that I wish would take the leap and get out of dodge and get off my plane. These include, but are not limited to: At the end of the day It’s not brain surgery Apples to
Courtney Enlow We all have our problems and issues. I, for example, cry at ASPCA commercials, I eat whole packages of Mint Milanos in one sitting, and I may be off the wagon on my nasal spray addiction. Life is hard, I get it, and I don’t
Courtney Enlow This past weekend, I, for the first time ever, honored an age old tradition in mating and celebration. A classic expression of the intrapersonal dichotomy between social status and propriety. For the first time in my life, I went clubbing. Raise the roof, my bitches.
Courtney Enlow I cannot talk about MTV without sounding like some strange old codger / hack comedian amalgamation. But these damn kids today with their lazy lackluster videos and their American Apparel and their hula hoops. They don’t even KNOW how awesome our videos were back in
Courtney Enlow Laughing on a jet ski at Diddy’s house a few days after it all went down made things pretty obvious. Last week’s Larry King interview sealed it. Chris Brown is a worthless fester-sore of the highest order. If you’re reading this right now and in