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Review – Gone Girl

I’ve reached a point where I’ll watch anything David Fincher directs. While so much of what comes out of Hollywood feels the same – watered down, predictable, overly focus grouped – Fincher manages to have an original voice that is worth listening to. I don’t love all

Review – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Like with any big budget reboot of a beloved franchise, rabid fans were worried that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would simply be an empty rehash of the popular films they watched as children. But here’s a little secret that no one really wants to admit: the original

Review – Guardians of the Galaxy

Like Joe DiMaggio’s 56-game hitting stretch, Wilt Chamberlain scoring 50-points in seven consecutive games and the 1972 Miami Dolphins’ perfect season, we are witnessing a truly impressive streak that may never be matched. Since 2008’s Iron Man, Disney and Marvel have been putting together an amazing string

Review – Lucy

Lucy is by no means a good movie. But it’s not really a bad movie either. Actually, if I’m being entirely honest, I’m hesitant to even call if a movie. Instead, it feels like an hour and a half of experimental jazz filmmaking created by someone who

Review – Sex Tape

Sex Tape centers around a married couple who film themselves in flagrante one night, then accidentally upload the video “to the cloud,” sending it out to all of their friends and coworkers. They are worried that, if they see it, the people in their lives will never