Hobo Stu

Hello everyone,

This week we managed to score an interview with Diedrich Bader, a man who has provided countless hours of joy to all of us. He has created quite a few memorable characters - Oswald from The Drew Carey Show, Lawrence from Office Space, Rex Kwan Do from Napoleon Dynamite. Tonight, he is playing Batman on a new Cartoon Network show called The Brave and The Bold. You should all check it out, it’s really good. And if you don’t believe me, check out the review of the show Joel Murphy did this week.

And after you’ve watched tonight’s premiere of The Brave and The Bold and read every single article here on HoboTrashcan, I hope you will write your local congressman to demand more Rick Moranis in our lives. Together, we can bring him back to our TVs. Yes we can.

Here’s what’s new on HoboTrashcan.com this week:

One on One with Diedrich Bader
Christian Bale’s brooding, growling Dark Knight set box office records this summer and Kevin Conroy’s voice work as Batman is beloved by animation fans, but tonight a new man dons the cape and cowl – Diedrich Bader.

Bader, known for his work on The Drew Carey Show, Office Space and Napoleon Dynamite, voices Batman in an all-new Cartoon Network show, Batman: The Brave and The Bold. Based on the popular comic book series, The Brave and The Bold teams Batman up with a variety of other superheroes to battle common foes.

We recently talked to Bader about becoming Batman, learning from Scott Bakula and hearing fans shout “two chicks at the same time.”

Murphy’s Law - One Shot: Batman: The Brave and The Bold
Since Diedrich Bader was kind enough to do an interview with the site and The Cartoon Network was kind enough to send Joel Murphy an advanced copy of tonight’s premiere episode of Batman: The Brave and The Bold, Murphy reviews the show this week in a special One Shot column.

Note to Self - Fan friendly
The New Jersey Nets are providing 1,500 free tickets over the next two months to unemployed fans who submit resumes to the team and are forwarding the resumes they receive to 120 corporate sponsors and a couple hundred firms that own season tickets. Brian Murphy thinks this is a great idea and has a few thoughts on ways other teams can get in on the act.

Outside of the In-Crowd - Wither Rick Moranis?
In the 1980s, there was a man who shrunk his kids, battled a man-eating plant, bonded with Zuul and fought valiantly against the cocky space pirate Lone Starr. That man was Rick Moranis. Moranis was a part of so many classic movies during the 80s, but sadly in recent years he has decided to step away from the spotlight. Courtney Enlow believes it’s time for Moranis to resurface.

Overrated - Our nation’s progress
Last week, America made history by electing the first African American president. While even the cynical Ned Bitters was overwhelmed with emotion when the results came in last Tuesday night, Bitters can’t help but think that we still have a long way to go in this country, which is why he believes that our nation’s progress is overrated.

Also make sure to check out our Hobo Radio Podcast, as well as an all-new From the Vault and Recyclables.

- Hobo Stu

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Hobo Stu

Hello everyone,

Not much has happened since we last spoke … except of course the end of the longest running presidential campaign in history, which concluded with a big win for Barack Obama. The 44th President of the United States is the first African American ever elected, making this election a watershed moment in this nation’s history.

Over the past few weeks, we’ve talked a lot about the election. Those of you who are sad to see it come to an end can relive the magic of Obama and McCain’s campaigns by looking back at this week’s Outside of the In-Crowd and Murphy’s Law and last week’s Hobo Radio Podcast and Note to Self.

Those of you who are sick of the election and are glad to see it finally end, we promise that next week we will be back to the normal lighthearted foolishness that we usually offer here on HoboTrashcan.

Another good way to forget all about the election is by picking up Gears of War 2. We’ve been playing it all day here at Hobo Headquarters. In fact, I’m off to play it now. My plan is to shoot Brian Murphy in the face so that I can use him as a meat shield.

Mmmmmm … meat shield.

Here’s what’s new on HoboTrashcan.com this week:

Murphy’s Law - Thing will never be the same
When the American public elected Barack Obama President of the United States, they sent a message that it was time for a change in Washington. When reflecting on this monumental change, Joel Murphy began thinking of the Tupac Shakur song “Changes.” He shares his thoughts on the song and the election in this week’s column.

Note to Self - Ryan’s got Falcons flying
This week, Brian Murphy spotlights Atlanta Falcons quarterback Matt Ryan, who came into a tough situation by playing for a team that finished 4-12 last year after the face of the franchise, quarterback Mike Vick, being arrested on dog fighting charges. Faced with a tough situation, Ryan has thrived.

Outside of the In-Crowd - Vote or die … unless you shouldn’t
This past Monday, Courtney Enlow encourage everyone to get out there and vote … well, not everyone, exactly. Enlow gave eight groups of people who she believed should not be allowed to vote, a list which included people who believe that Obama is a Muslim and those who are anti-Kool Aid.

Overrated - The following foods …
We suspect that Ned Bitters might have had a case of the munchies when he sat down to write his column this week, since Bitters takes the time to explain why extra cheese on pizza, fried chicken, Chinese food, veal, oysters, “All You Can Eat” french fries, cheese on top of a burger, popcorn, hot sauces and lobster are all overrated.

There will be no new Hobo Radio Podcast this week, but please check out our all-new From the Vault and Recyclables.

- Hobo Stu

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Hobo Stu

Hello everyone,

As I mentioned last week, I’ve been having some trouble coming up with a good Halloween costume. Frankly, people were getting tired of me dressing like a hobo every year and my idea to dress up like a can of soup didn’t really go over any better with everyone here at Hobo Headquarters.

I thought about dressing up as a sexy cheerleader, but then I read Courtney Enlow’s column and realized she would look down on me if I did that. Then I thought about breaking out one of Clinton Portis’ classic characters like Southeast Jerome or Coach Janky Spanky, but after reading Ned Bitters attack on the NFL’s drug policy and Brian Murphy claim that the fate of the election rests on the shoulders of the Washington Redskins, I thought it was best to avoid sports costumes.

So I was truly at a loss for what to do. Then I came across a photo online and suddenly I knew what to do. This year I’ve decided to adopt a small child so that I can go as a chef who is carrying around a delicious lobster baby.

Here’s what’s new on HoboTrashcan.com this week:

Murphy’s Law - It’s time for a change
This Sunday, we will all set our clocks back an hour, officially bringing an end to Daylight Saving Time. But Joel Murphy thinks it’s time for a change - it’s time to stop setting our clocks back every fall and moving them forward every spring. Murphy believes we should keep Daylight Saving Time in place year-round.

Note to Self - No we can’t
Celebrities, pundits and political wonks have been telling you that you need to get out and vote next Tuesday because your vote can make a difference. Brian Murphy disagrees. He believes that this presidential race will be decided by the Washington Redskins and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Outside of the In-Crowd - I am judging you for being dressed like a whore
While Courtney Enlow would love to embrace a holiday that is devoted to wearing silly costumes and getting free candy, she can’t help but get upset whenever she sees a trashy girl in a slutty nurse, slutty pirate wench or slutty bee costume. So this week, Enlow has no choice but to “go Ned Bitters all over your face.”

Overrated - The NFL’s drug policy
No one can really argue that the NFL’s policy banning their players from using steroids and illegal drugs is a bad thing … no one except Ned Bitters, that is. Bitters believes that it is hypocritical for the league to come down on illegal substances when players are popping pain pills and chugging alcohol.

Also make sure to check out our Hobo Radio Podcast, as well as an all-new From the Vault and Recyclables.

Happy Halloween,

- Hobo Stu

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Hobo Stu

Hello everyone,

I need your help. I’m having trouble coming up with a good Halloween costume this year and I only have one more week to plan.

I thought about dressing as Sarah Palin, but Ned Bitters is already planning on going as her - at least, I think he is. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why he was trying on that dress and those glasses in his office the other day.

But, I digress …

I need a good costume idea. The last three years I’ve gone as a hobo, so I really need to change things up.

Here’s what’s new on HoboTrashcan.com this week:

Murphy’s Law - One Shot: Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling
If Joel Murphy was still 10 years old and this was still the height of Hulkamania, there is no doubt that he would tune in every week to Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Unfortunately, these days the Hulkster is best known for the gossip stories constantly surrounding his family. Still, a lingering sense of nostalgia convinced Murphy to give this show “One Shot.”

Outside of the In-Crowd - Kicking the habit (no this is not an inappropriate nun joke)
This week, on a very special Outside of the In-Crowd, Courtney Enlow admits that she has a painful addiction to a dangerous drug - over the counter nasal spray. Enlow, like many Americans, got hooked on the stuff to treat her allergy symptoms, but soon found that she couldn’t control her craving.

Overrated - Throwback uniforms
Many sports fans see throwback uniforms as a symbol of the good ol’ days and a way to remember the glory years of their favorite team. Ned Bitters sees throwback uniforms as an excuse for teams to make money. He also has some suggestions to make the whole “throwback” concept more authentic.

Guest Blog - Memoirs of a science class survivor
Movies and television usually depict high school science classes as a safe place where frogs are dissected and periodic tables are memorized. But one thing Hollywood fails to capture is the underlying danger awaiting the average high school student at every turn. This week, Tim Kelly sets the record straight.

Also make sure to check out our Hobo Radio Podcast, as well as an all-new From the Vault and Recyclables.

- Hobo Stu

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Hobo Stu

Hello everyone,

Those of you who aren’t from the DC/Maryland/Virgina area may be unfamiliar with Buzz Burbank, but trust me when I tell you that the guy is a talented and accomplished broadcaster. Even if you have never listened to Buzz on the Don and Mike Show or the Mike O’Meara Show, I hope you will still check out the interview we did with him this week. Those of you who remember the glory days of radio should appreciate Buzz’s trip down memory lane.

Speaking of radio shows - I was listening to this week’s Hobo Radio Podcast earlier today and I was surprised to hear Joel and Lars tell some rather outlandish tales about yours truly. While I will neither confirm nor deny many of the claims they made about me, I will say that the statue of me eating a sandwich does indeed exist and it is glorious to behold.

Here’s what’s new on HoboTrashcan.com this week:

One on One with Buzz Burbank
The economy is in dire straights, the war in Iraq seems endless and American cities continue to get hit by natural disasters. Let’s face it, the news isn’t very easy to digest these days. That’s why it helps to have a broadcaster who can offer you a spoonful of sugar to help the awful news go down - someone like Buzz Burbank.

We recently had a chance to catch up with Burbank, a veteran broadcaster who became well-known for his role on the nationally syndicated Don and Mike Show and is now an integral part of the Mike O’Meara Show.

Murphy’s Law - One Shot: The Starter Wife
Anyone who has seen an ad for The Starter Wife already knows that Debra Messing’s character lives in “a crazy world” - a world filled with the sweet sounds of Bow Wow Wow’s hit song “I Want Candy.” This week, Joel Murphy steps into that crazy world and gives The Starter Wife one chance to impress him.

Note to Self - The only show in town
If you’ve been following the media coverage of the NFL this season, you probably think that the Dallas Cowboys are the only team that matters. But the team that many “experts” declared a lock to win the NFC has struggled this season and currently find themselves 4-2 in a very competitive NFC East.

Outside of the In-Crowd - You say she’s crazy? She’s gotch yo crazy
While most people wrote off Britney Spears after her crazy antics last year, Courtney Enlow remained loyal to the pop star and held out hope that Spears would one day turn her career around. Now that Britney’s new song “Womanizer” has become a hit, it seems that day has finally come and Enlow couldn’t be happier.

Overrated - Smoke-free bars and restaurants
Many states have banned smoking in bars and restaurants in an effort to protect patrons’ health. Ned Bitters feels that as long as those bars and restaurants are allowed to sell fatty foods and copious amounts of alcohol to their customers, the idea of banning smoking for health reasons is overrated.

Also make sure to check out our Hobo Radio Podcast, as well as an all-new From the Vault and Recyclables.

- Hobo Stu

Hobo Stu’s Weekly Recap is also available as an email newsletter. To sign up for the newsletter to ensure you never miss an update, send an email to newsletter-subscribe@hobotrashcan.com.