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We provide you with the first half of a real fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Thor, who wrote: “Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a stripper pole.” Congratulations Thor, for having both a hilarious entry and an awesome name.
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
I have the advantage of living in a different timezone, I’ll try to follow up last weeks success but I’m bound to be lucky only once;
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to suppress one’s homicidal tendencies.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to laugh at the dumb mother fuckers that are trying to piss you off.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to laugh uncontrollably at old people falling down or a little kid hitting his dad in the nuts with any random object.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to point and laugh at the misfortune of others.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to ignore it.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to win.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to juggle chainsaws and a baby simultaneously
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to soundly whoop the other person’s $&@/!
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to pleasure four women simultaneously. That is TRUE happiness.
… make it rain.
Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to find the right dosage of medication.