Category: A Million Universes
Nicole Alexandria Brace yourself – I am about to do something astonishing. I am going to apologize. Like many of you, I have incorrectly judged and dismissed several things and I am a big enough woman to admit I was wrong. I owe fat Betty Francis on …
Nicole Alexandria After a long day out with my family, I opened the door to my apartment late one evening to see none other than a dead mouse. Had anyone else had keys to my apartment, I would swear it was placed there as a warning or …
Nicole Alexandria If the old saying “If March comes in like a Lion, it’ll go out like a Lamb” is true, the end of March will be extremely fluffy and lovable. The beginning of March was like being bitten on the ass by the angry ghost of …
Nicole Alexandria Whitney Houston’s death wasn’t a tradgedy. It was a life style choice. If you would have mentioned Whitney Houston’s name to me a few weeks ago, we would have shared a few laughs. Her immoraltalized words “Crack is whack!” might be as infamous as any …
Nicole Alexandria As all of you know, Valentine’s Day is quickly approaching and nothing quit says romance like remembering the beheading of a martyred Italian. If you, like so many others, have become enamored with the “It Girls” of the moment like Zoey, Kat Dennings or any …