Category: A Million Universes

Nicole Alexandria There is so much that I don’t understand about pop culture that I don’t understand, that I sort of find the whole thing fascinating. But there isn’t anything the media likes to do more than beat a dead horse into the ground. Now that the end …

Nicole Alexandria If the last six months is any indication, I’m probably going to stay single for a very long time. Please refrain from leaving me bullshit pep talk comments. I will be polite and cordial and allow you to feel better about yourself in doing so, but …

Nicole Alexandria I’m not going to lie and start by saying that the romantic genre of movies doesn’t normally piss me off. They do. Generally I would rather put out a burning cigarette in my arm most of the time then sit through two hours of sappy romantic …

Nicole Alexandria Despite my pleading – using many references and direct quotes to Charles Bukowski’s Post Office – my younger brother is now employed as a United States Postal Worker. He’s been there for a few months now and he loves it. He floats around as a carrier …

Nicole Alexandria Your parents lied to you. Not just yours, though. Mine too. So did my teachers, and the nice cop who used to come to school with bumper stickers and free t-shirts that said D.A.R.E. Children are told all sort of lies in an effort to steer …