Category: The New Black

Brandi DeLancey So I’ve been invited to this wedding in a few weeks and because I work from home and have no life, I have absolutely NOTHING to wear! Not in that girl-who-loves-to-shop-and-spend-money way, but I seriously have nothing to wear to any sort of event that would …

Brandi DeLancey Low-rise jeans for dudes. I’m not sure whose bright idea this was, but they should be taken out back and stoned! They have committed a crime against humanity! Maybe I should use a few more exclamation marks to drive the point home!!!!!! No doubt you all …

Brandi DeLancey It’s Valentine’s Day, once again. I’m sure all of you love birds have gone all out for your significant other. Me? I’ve been married for eight years – what’s Valentine’s Day?! The news last week reported that studies showed the majority of searches done online were …

Brandi DeLancey Those of you who know anything about me know that this one was bound to be written sooner or later. Seriously, what is up with all of the vampire love moving their way around the entertainment world? The writers of these stories are categorizing them as …

Brandi DeLancey Today is Martin Luther King Day. Federal employees are off of work, kids are home from school and, to top things off, my already lazy postal carrier now has an excuse to not bring my mail. Isn’t it supposed to be “Neither snow, nor rain, nor …