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Positive Cynicism – An entire movie studio dedicated to flaccidity

Aaron R. Davis Back in June, I wrote about my weird friend Harlan and his horrifyingly convincing theory that Steven Spielberg’s movies are all about conquering or mastering the penis. Back then, I teased you with a future column devoted to Harlan’s theory that Pixar movies are all …

Positive Cynicism – Steven Spielberg’s entire career in one word

Aaron R. Davis That word? Penis. At least, that’s what my weird friend Harlan thinks. Now, we can all tell from watching his films that Steven Spielberg is an emotional child, spending a life directing movies where men are weak and incapable, women are distant or emotionally disapproving …