Tag: love

Courtney Enlow In the past two or three weeks, approximately eleventy-three people I know have gotten engaged. My feelings towards marriage can best be summed up in the words of the great Elizabeth Taylor: “MARRIAGE?! Noooooooooooo! Now I’m gonna howl. Ahoooooooooooooooo …” To clarify, I am not ready. …

Joel Murphy February 14th, Valentine’s Day. I imagine that right now across this great country of ours, love is in the air. Love might be in the air here in the New England area, but it’s impossible to tell with all of the snow that has been falling …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … extravagant engagement stunts. In honor of Valentine’s Day, I was going to go with the overratedness of the blowjob, but I figured I might be shooting myself in the crotch. At next year’s Christmas party, …

Joel Murphy remembers his grandfather, who passed away yesterday.

Joel Murphy Since today is already a day of love, I thought I would do my part to spread around a little hate. So consider this my noble effort to help maintain the cosmic balance of the universe. And, as always, these are in no particular order … …