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The NFL season is officially under way, which means it's time for former HoboTrashcan writer Brian Murphy to triumphantly return to the site for his ninth-annual "Why your team won't win the Super Bowl" column. Go place your money in Vegas now. We guarantee 31 of these predictions …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductees into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” are … post-game comments. A couple of Sundays ago, always interesting DeAngelo Hall of the Washington Redskins said in a post-game interview that the Skins “need to cut” him because of how poorly he had played that …

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the eighth-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done this year. Arizona Cardinals – For his …

Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … your overwhelming masculinity. I hear the word “fag” tossed around as a pejorative about 137 times per day. But never by women or secure men. It’s the macho man’s go-to word for any other man …

Introduction Shout out to Patrick Girts San Francisco Rum Runners The Rocky Horror Picture Show More bad movies The NFL’s no contact policy “Creepy Doll” by Jonathan Coulton We all know that Lars has a knack for the inappropriate, but what you may not realize is that he …