Courtney Enlow Welcome to my four-part series saying a fond fare-thee-well-and-frack-off to 2009 and the aughts in general. Yes, four parts. We are Ken Burns-ing this shit old school. So that you may make life adjustments accordingly, here is the way this will break down: 1. This one …
Courtney Enlow I hate the Heene family. I hope a tornado comes and spits the parents into a large mass of water, and drops the kids safely into the arms of DCFS. As we all know from the countless “hilarious” Kanye West-tinged Facebook statuses, the Heene family of …
Courtney Enlow Ladies and gentlemen and Dad, there is something I need to tell you. I am an asshole. Yes, friends, it’s true. I, your faithful crusader against asshole-ery is in fact herself an inhabitant of Assholedonia. And why, specifically? Because I judge. I’m a judger. A person …
