Finish That Fortune 1
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We are going to try something new this week. We’re providing you with the first half of a real fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is the first fortune:
- Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Constant grinding can turn an iron rod…into an iron God.
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Stripper pole.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a flaccid stalk of plucked rhubarb dangling off the edge of a picnic table while withering in the sun.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a spitting demon
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syphilis.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a gigantic soup spoon for Donovan McNabb to eat more chunky soup with.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a wet noodle.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a shorter iron rod.
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…a red hot poke-her.
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“Wooly Willy”.
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a right-wing pundit.
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a stump.
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murder weapon
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a smaller iron rod.
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…a sleek dildo of the future.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into an Iron Butterfly in 17 minutes 2 seconds.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a sticky iron rod.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a rod stewart.
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Constant grinding can turn an iron rod into a crack pipe.
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