Finish That Fortune 8

1:15 am Finish That Fortune

We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).

Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.

Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on _____.

Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.

Last week’s winner: Sasparilla Gretsch, who wrote: “To lower your stress level, get a belt, a lemon wedge and book yourself a room at a Bangkok hotel.”

Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.

  

7 Responses
  1. Thor

    Thor :

    Date: October 22, 2009 @ 3:26 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on your small penis.

  2. not-lars

    not-lars :

    Date: October 22, 2009 @ 10:14 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on his small penis.

  3. Amanda Lowery

    Amanda Lowery :

    Date: October 22, 2009 @ 11:26 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on how to land your own reality TV show.

  4. Joelle

    Joelle :

    Date: October 22, 2009 @ 11:42 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on pop-culture websites while you should be working.

  5. murf

    murf :

    Date: October 22, 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    … fucking fortune cookies.

  6. FupDuckTV

    FupDuckTV :

    Date: October 23, 2009 @ 10:53 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on David Hasselhoff.

  7. Milhouse44

    Milhouse44 :

    Date: October 26, 2009 @ 9:04 am

    Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on weather balloons and crazy parents.

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