Finish That Fortune 8
We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Sasparilla Gretsch, who wrote: “To lower your stress level, get a belt, a lemon wedge and book yourself a room at a Bangkok hotel.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on your small penis.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on his small penis.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on how to land your own reality TV show.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on pop-culture websites while you should be working.
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… fucking fortune cookies.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on David Hasselhoff.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on weather balloons and crazy parents.
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