Finish That Fortune 12

We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).

Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.

Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:

    Human invented language to satisfy the need to _____.

Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.

Last week’s winner: Nic, who wrote: “Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year, a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, learning how to masturbate.”

Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.

  1. Lance November 19, 2009
  2. Thor November 19, 2009
  3. Milhouse44 November 19, 2009
  4. DaVe @ FupDuckTV November 19, 2009
  5. Amanda November 19, 2009
  6. Nic November 19, 2009
  7. Nic November 19, 2009
  8. Nic November 19, 2009
  9. Amanda November 19, 2009
  10. Joelle November 19, 2009
  11. notlars November 19, 2009
  12. KayceeK November 19, 2009
  13. J. Hartlove November 19, 2009
  14. Scott November 20, 2009

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