Finish That Fortune 12
November 19, 2009 12:17 am Finish That Fortune |
We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Human invented language to satisfy the need to _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Nic, who wrote: “Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year, a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, learning how to masturbate.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Lance :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 12:19 am
… tell you how wrong you are.
Thor :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 4:49 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to blame someone else.
Milhouse44 :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 7:39 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to cuss and tell inappropriate jokes.
DaVe @ FupDuckTV :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 10:51 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to complain.
Amanda :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 11:23 am
Humans invented language to satisfy the need to fill a 10:00 pm time slot on NBC.
Nic :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 11:24 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to point out the fact that your mother’s a whore.
Nic :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 11:25 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to invent creative and intricate stories to disguise what you actually did in vegas last weekend…
Nic :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 11:26 am
Human invented language to satisfy the need to make fun of that one guy with a combover and a pink lycra cat suit shopping at walmart at three in the morning.
Amanda :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 1:31 pm
Humans invented language to satisfy the need Nic feels to submit multiple entries for Finish that Fortune.
Joelle :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 1:42 pm
Humans invented language to satisfy the need to use the tongue between long sessions of cunnilingus.
notlars :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 1:45 pm
Human invented language to satisfy the need to warn the masses of Joel Murphy’s gargantuan penis.
KayceeK :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
Human invented language to satisfy the need to ignore its rules of pluralization.
J. Hartlove :
Date: November 19, 2009 @ 7:09 pm
Human(s) invented language to satisfy the need to correct grammar errors.
Scott :
Date: November 20, 2009 @ 3:26 pm
…curse at other Humans