Finish That Fortune 13
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We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- Do not be intimidated by _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: KayceeK, who wrote: “Human invented language to satisfy the need to ignore its rules of pluralization.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
Do not be intimidated by fill-in-the-blank questions.
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Do not be intimidated by server crashes.
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Do not be intimidated by can-shaped cranberry sauce. Mmmm.
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Don’t be intimidated by that banana. She said it was a good size!
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Do not be intimidated by…stupidity. One day, those infected, will forget how to breed.
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Do not be intimidated by your face.
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Do not be intimidated by the overly loving couple across the restaurant, he hasn’t hit it yet.
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Do not be intimidated by…your boss. Chances are, he has no clue what you’re really supposed to be doing all day.
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… old people. They’ll be gone soon anyways.
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Do not be intimidated by Santa and his ‘list’, you know he likes it when you’re naughty.
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