Finish That Fortune 14
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We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- You never hesitate to tackle _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Brandi, who wrote: “Do not be intimidated by stupidity. One day, those infected will forget how to breed.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
You never hesitate to tackle people that are on fire.
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You never hesitate to tackle anyone who drops your Cadbury Cream Egg in the sand.
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You never hesitate to tackle Lars’ mom.
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You never hesitate to tackle that loveable ‘Schmoo’ creature on that Hanna-Barbera cartoon, The Herculoids.
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You never hesitate to tackle Jason Campbell because the NFL is not watching.
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You never hesitate to tackle Jimmy Fallon and punch him in the face… repeatedly.
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You never hesitate to tackle the important issues such as the correct use of antithesis.
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