HoboTrashcan’s Who Did You Bang Last Night? quiz

We here at HoboTrashcan aren’t blind. As much as you may enjoy the quality, well-written articles here on the site, your guilty pleasure is answering all of those mindless surveys that are constantly springing up on other sites around the interwebs.

And frankly, we want in on some of that sweet, sweet quiz hits action. So we offer you our first ever online quiz and this one is really the only quiz you need. It’s HoboTrashcan’s Who Did You Bang Last Night? quiz. So fill it out and, most importantly, share your results with your friends.

How much do you like waffles?

A lot
A whole lot
They are the only thing that makes me feel complete

When you are lying to impress people at a fancy party, what do you claim is your favorite book?

War and Peace
The Great Gatsby
Charlotte’s Web
That one that you saw mentioned in that copy of the New York Times you skimmed through at the dentist’s office … damn it, what was the name again?
Twilight: New Moon

What is your actual favorite book?

Beyond Black Belt Sudoku
Sideways Stories from Wayside School
Davy Jones’ They Made A Monkee Out Of Me
The Szechuan Garden menu on your fridge
Twilight: New Moon

What is your ideal travel destination?

Somewhere in Europe, you guess
The sweet blanket fort you just built
Legoland
Bismarck, North Dakota
Denny’s

What type of music does your inconsiderate neighbor like to blast through the walls at all hours of the night?

Phish
Some twangy country garbage
Ja Rule; nothing but Ja Rule
Chopin’s Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2, which you actually find quite soothing

What is your idea of the perfect date?

Anything that costs under $10
Cuddling … lots of cuddling … like, almost too much cuddling
Jager shots, followed by heavy petting
Three words: drunken Vegas wedding
Talking about your ex the whole night, then going home alone to cry in the shower

How do you feel about Jimmy Fallon?

He’s the worst