Category: Why your team won’t win

The 2013 - 2014 NFL season starts tonight as the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens take on the Denver Broncos. Already, the talking heads and the so-called pundits on ESPN and your local sports stations have weighed in on which teams will be hot this year. And …

The NFL season is officially under way, which means it's time for former HoboTrashcan writer Brian Murphy to triumphantly return to the site for his ninth-annual "Why your team won't win the Super Bowl" column. Go place your money in Vegas now. We guarantee 31 of these predictions …

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the eighth-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done this year. Arizona Cardinals – For his …

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the seventh-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done one this year. Arizona Cardinals – Okay, …

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the six-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done one this year. Arizona Cardinals – I …