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Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2013

The 2013 - 2014 NFL season starts tonight as the defending Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens take on the Denver Broncos. Already, the talking heads and the so-called pundits on ESPN and your local sports stations have weighed in on which teams will be hot this year.

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2012

[singlepic=183,75,100] The NFL season is officially under way, which means it's time for former HoboTrashcan writer Brian Murphy to triumphantly return to the site for his ninth-annual "Why your team won't win the Super Bowl" column. Go place your money in Vegas now. We guarantee 31 of

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2011

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the eighth-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done this year. Arizona Cardinals – For

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2010

Brian Murphy [Editor’s Note: To celebrate HoboTrashcan’s five-year anniversary, we are bringing back five defunct site features for one week only. Check back every day this week to be overwhelmed with nostalgia.] Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the seventh-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2009

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the six-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done one this year. Arizona Cardinals –

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2008

Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again. With the preseason nearly complete, it’s time for the fifth annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. Book a flight to Las Vegas immediately and bet the farm – this is why your favorite football

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2007

By Brian Murphy After a painfully slow offseason (well, once you get past dog fighting scandals, steroid-using sluggers and crooked basketball officials), the NFL is back in the spotlight. With the preseason underway, it’s time for the fourth annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl”

Note to Self – Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl 2005

By Brian Murphy Arizona Cardinals – Brenda Warner. Atlanta Falcons – Until Mexico’s own Mike Vick can consistently complete a pass downfield, defenses will be all over him faster than a mutant strain of herpes. Baltimore Ravens – Let’s recap – it’s okay when former NFL players