| [singlepic=183,75,100] | The NFL season is officially under way, which means it’s time for former HoboTrashcan writer Brian Murphy to triumphantly return to the site for his ninth-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. Go place your money in Vegas now. We guarantee 31 of these predictions are stone cold locks. |
Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the eighth-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done this year. Arizona Cardinals – For his career, Kevin Kolb is 3-4 with 11…
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Brian Murphy [Editor's Note: To celebrate HoboTrashcan's five-year anniversary, we are bringing back five defunct site features for one week only. Check back every day this week to be overwhelmed with nostalgia.] Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the seventh-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and…
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Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the six-annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put money on it – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done one this year. Arizona Cardinals – I don’t care if he bagged groceries for…
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Brian Murphy Ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time again. With the preseason nearly complete, it’s time for the fifth annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. Book a flight to Las Vegas immediately and bet the farm – this is why your favorite football franchise won’t get it done this year. Arizona…
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By Brian Murphy After a painfully slow offseason (well, once you get past dog fighting scandals, steroid-using sluggers and crooked basketball officials), the NFL is back in the spotlight. With the preseason underway, it’s time for the fourth annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So head to Las Vegas and put…
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By Brian Murphy We’re well into the preseason, so you know what that means – it’s time for the third annual “Why your team won’t win the Super Bowl” column. So kick off your shoes and relax your feet as you dig in to see why (insert name of your favorite football franchise) won’t win…
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By Brian Murphy Arizona Cardinals – Brenda Warner. Atlanta Falcons – Until Mexico’s own Mike Vick can consistently complete a pass downfield, defenses will be all over him faster than a mutant strain of herpes. Baltimore Ravens – Let’s recap – it’s okay when former NFL players like Michael Irvin and Bill Romanowski go to…
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