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We provide you with the first half of a real fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- No one can walk backwards into _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: Millhouse, who wrote: “Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to laugh uncontrollably at old people falling down or a little kid hitting his dad in the nuts with any random object.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
No one can walk backwards into your mom
No one can walk backwards into an old pair of pants.
No one can walk backwards into Infinity and Beyond.
I mailed it in! I won last week.
No one can walk backwards into a bar with a rabbi, a duck, a catholic priest, 3 midgets, another duck, a fireman, a policeman, an airman, a marine, a soldier, an accountant, a naked girl, a cowboy, a naked man, a landscape gardener, a Vietnam vet, a veteranarian, a surgeon, a chicken, a nurse, a horse, a man from Nantucket, little miss muffett, all of the muppets, Michael Jackson, James brown, a Viking, Norm from cheers and a partridge in a pear tree because there just isn’t enough room for a joke about someone walking backwards!
porn.
a busy restaurant with a big tray of food and drinks without spilling everything into my lap. Dammit
No one can walk backwards into a floating cheese head consumed in flames.