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We provide you with the first half of a fortune from a fortune cookie and it’s up to you to fill in the blank (and you can’t just write “in bed”).
Every week, we will pick the funniest response. You won’t actually win a prize, but you will get the satisfaction of knowing that you are better than everyone else. And your name will be printed here on the site, so that others may bask in your glory.
Without further ado, here is this week’s fortune:
- It takes courage to _____.
Leave a comment with your response. The winner will be announced next Thursday.
Last week’s winner: FupDuckTV, who wrote: “Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on David Hasselhoff.”
Theresa Madeline is the brainchild behind Finish That Fortune, a contest originally designed primarily to keep herself and those close to her amused. When she is not providing an arena for her friends to out wit each other, she is imparting her love of words and humor on the next generation.
It takes courage to make a king out of a slave, make the flag on the mast to wave, make the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk, make the muskrat guard his musk, make the sphinx the seventh wonder, make the dawn come up like thunder, make the Hottentot so hot, it puts the “ape” in apricot and to make a post like this!
It takes courage to admit that you’re from Deleware.
it takes courage to watch an entire redskins game this season.
It takes courage to wear spandex shorts and eat bean burritos.
It takes courage to hang out with a 12 year old and her dog, a brainless sack of straw and a heartless robot without going homicidal.