Hobo Radio 163 – A very drunk Christmas
- Introduction
- Drunken ramblings
- True Grit
- More drunken ramblings
- “Feliz Navidad” by Christmas With Beer
The holidays can be a stressful time, so in order to spread some Christmas cheer, the Hobo Radio crew decided to get together for a special face-to-face podcast … and to get really, really drunk.
Joel Murphy and Lars throw back a Four Loco-esque malt beverage as they shoot the breeze. At one point, they attempt to discuss the True Grit remake (which Lars has mixed feelings about), but for the most part they just discuss whatever topics pop into their alcohol-soaked minds. So crack open a beer and join in on the fun.
Why is Lars against True Grit? Can Joel and Lars make it through a whole show? How incoherent will they get? The answers to these questions and more are in this week’s podcast.
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This is why I listen to you guys. We boomerang from a relatively well reasoned albeit rambling discussion about True Grit to the drunken verbal-humping of the idea of Mila Kunis going bananas in some other lady’s MilaKunis. Stay classy, fellas. And I made it all the way through to the end. Present expected.
In other news: it’s finally happened, Joel. Your until-this-point benign obsession with Batman has finally morphed into unhealthy acting out. And it will have consequences.
In your attempt to rid the bar/area of unruly homeless people, you may have actually, inadvertently CREATED ANOTHER BATMAN!! A Bat-Hobo!
Your savage beating may have prompted him to don his own dirty, disheveled Bat-Cowl and patrol the streets, looking for other would-be vigilantes targeting drunken, belligerent bums and then delivering his own version of Bat-Vengence. In turn, creating another Batman…who creates another…and another…and another. A Bat-Mobius Strip, if you will. And pretty soon, the entire world is populated by nothing but Batmen.
And you can’t have that if you’re trying to—wait, I just reread that previous sentence. Nevermind. Continue on with your amateur Bat-Justice.
Bring on the Bat-World.
It’ll be like Fallout: New Vegas, only populated entirely by Batmen. Some deranged and homeless. Others only slightly less deranged.
Also, Lars’ explanation of Charles Portis’ novel (“There was a book. And it was True Grit.”) sounded suspiciously biblical. The way it should.
I’d like to offer up my own submissions for the Hobo Radio T-Shirts:
Hobo Radio: We Burn In Your Mouth
Hobo Radio: Strap-On City
Hobo Radio: Baby Jesus Wants Us To Engage in Ass Play
(My triumphant return to the comment section is a long, rambling, self-indulgent one…in honor of this week’s podcast. Hey-oooohhhhhh! Also, it was Christopher McQuarrie who wrote & directed Way of the Gun. I only know that because I got into an argument with my brother when he thought Guy Ritchie was responsible for it and we googled it to prevent a blood feud.)
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My early-on “present expected” comment took on a dark and ominous insinuation as the podcast wrapped up and Joel spontaneously promised to impregnate the lady listeners who stuck with the show ’til the end.
For the record: that is not the type of present I was expecting. Maybe just a nice pair of socks.
I should listen to the entirety of the show before I post, I suppose. Lesson learned.
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