Hobo Radio 517 – Sadness porn

Joel Murphy and Lars Periwinkle put rice and potatoes on blast. Starting today, they’re expecting more from their starches.

Also, Joel offers to fight Justin Bieber in Tom Cruise’s place, Joel and Lars try to get to the bottom of why Hollywood can’t get the X-Men: Dark Phoenix saga right and they do some of their legendary improv.

Is Lars lying to the audience? Who is winning in the battle between Scientology and Christianity at mall kiosks across America? Should you Google “sadness porn”? The answers to these questions and more are on this week’s show.

This week’s music:

• Intro – “Giddy Up” by Tahuna Breaks
• End – ” the mashed potatoes (it’s the lettuce)” by FortyOne

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