Category: Note to Self

Brian Murphy Dear ESPN, Stop it. Just stop it. I fully realize you get a discounted rate on Ed Werder because he’s embedded in Dallas, but can you give the world a break on the 24/7 Cowboys news cycle? For Christ’s sake, the only two teams we should …

Brian Murphy These aren’t your father’s Cardinals. In fact, they aren’t your grandfather’s Cardinals either. Over the last six decades, the Arizona Cardinals have qualified for the postseason just six times. I repeat, six times in 60 years. During that pitiful span the Cards have won a total …

Brian Murphy I want to start out by apologizing to old people everywhere. There was a time whenever I found myself stranded in a room with someone at least twice my age that I did my best to tune you out and go to my happy place. You …

Brian Murphy This is a tough time of year. Not only does society expect you to come up with resolutions that you’re supposed to keep (like remembering where your gym is actually located), but chances are you’re still broke because the economy sucks and you had to buy …

Brian Murphy Here’s hoping Washington Redskins middle linebacker London Fletcher wasn’t wearing any valuables yesterday, because he got robbed. Of course, if I know Fletcher as well as I think I do, there’s no way he was wearing anything flashy. That’s simply not his style, which is probably …