Category: Outside of the In-Crowd

Courtney Enlow In the past two or three weeks, approximately eleventy-three people I know have gotten engaged. My feelings towards marriage can best be summed up in the words of the great Elizabeth Taylor: “MARRIAGE?! Noooooooooooo! Now I’m gonna howl. Ahoooooooooooooooo …” To clarify, I am not ready. …

Courtney Enlow I used to not like boys. Sorry Internet, I don’t mean to tease. I’m not saying I’m a Chasing Amy-esque reformed lesbian. I’m what is classically referred to as a “late bloomer.” I prefer the term “awesomer than thou” because that is essentially what it was. …

Courtney Enlow So last Friday, we learned that a staunchly pro-life, NRA-card carrying, anti-gay marriage, pro-teaching of Creationism, anti-environment beauty pageant contestant, with a far lesser political background than the so-called inexperienced Junior Senator from Illinois, is the Republican nominee for Vice President. Simply because the McCain camp …

Courtney Enlow Faithful reader, here you sit, admiring the glorious newness of your HoboTrash surroundings. Isn’t’ it beautiful? It smells a lot better (you know they call that candle “Angel Whisper” and it really does smell just like I imagine the whisper of an angel would smell!) and …

Courtney Enlow For one reason or another, I sometimes miss out on things. I often feel like my life is one big game of catch up. This can sometimes be a problem, and often keeps me from doing things. Admission #1: I have not gotten around to getting …