Overrated Archive
Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … extravagant engagement stunts. In honor of Valentine’s Day, I was going to go with the overratedness of the blowjob, but I figured I might be shooting myself in the crotch. At next year’s Christmas
Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … the words on your t-shirt. Perhaps “overrated” isn’t the right word. Maybe it’s more “puzzling” why we need to use our shirts to proclaim to the world what beer we like, what sports apparel
Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … your idea of Heaven. A couple of weeks ago, the Washington Redskins squeaked into the NFL playoffs when they beat the snot out of a bunch of sorry-assed second-string Dallas Cowboys. In the euphoria
Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … New Year’s celebrations. It is noon on Dec. 31 and I just returned from the grocery store, where for the umpteenth year in a row I witnessed the number one New Year’s Eve tradition
Ned Bitters This week’s inductee into the “Overrated Hall of Fame” is … athletes thanking God. It’s a muggy August night in Pittsburgh. The last-place Pittsburgh Pirates are up on the last-place Colorado Rockies by six runs in the eighth inning of another meaningless game for both
