Category: The Teachers’ Lounge

Ned Bitters Another school year is coming to a close, which means I have another collection of insanely inappropriate, crude and stupid comments to share. Because I am insanely inappropriate, crude and stupid. Volume I of this year’s wrap-up is a collection limited only to things that came …

Ned Bitters HOW TO PICK UP WOMEN, PAGE 457 I caught this snippet of a conversation while walking through the halls between classes. Senior boy said to a cute girl, “C’mon girl, give me your phone number.” Girl replied, “No, you ain’t gettin’ my number. You always in …

Ned Bitters Another school year is almost over, and while that means that the daily stress will also end soon, so too will the daily belly laughs this job provides. No matter how shitty a day might be in a public high school, a teacher with

Ned Bitters It is once again the summer. So since I have a ton

Ned Bitters And now for the final installment of “What do you mean when you say you laugh every day at your job?” Every one of these episodes took place in my classroom this year. I’m sure that when the No Child Left Behind state test results arrive …