Tag: assholes
Joel Murphy I wish I could say I was surprised to learn that bored teens are dousing their forearms with Axe body spray, igniting it and then gleefully posting these videos on YouTube. But sadly, it doesn’t really surprise me. Honestly, when I first heard about this new …
Aaron R. Davis Yes, neighbor. I hear you over there, with your impossibly loud bass. I hear it loud and clear, through my bedroom wall. So what if it’s 2:30 in the morning? You’re cool, and when you’re cool, the rules don’t apply. So I’ll just lay here …
Aaron R. Davis Being the surly cur that I am, I often get a lot of comments on my blog that attempt to take me to task for all sorts of things: hating Republicans, being an atheist, making fun of Twilight and the terrible crime of liking the …
Courtney Enlow This past weekend, I, for the first time ever, honored an age old tradition in mating and celebration. A classic expression of the intrapersonal dichotomy between social status and propriety. For the first time in my life, I went clubbing. Raise the roof, my bitches. Before …
Courtney Enlow Many are the indicators I use to determine whether or not I will like someone. Manner of dress, tone of voice and taste in films all play a part, but I will give you my secret tip right now: the eyes are not the window to …
