Lost has officially come to an end, which means it’s time to start rewatching it from the beginning and rereading all of Chris Kirkman’s old recaps to see how many of his crazy theories actually panned out. To help you on that journey, here’s a complete list of every column Kirkman has written for HoboTrashcan….
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Chris Kirkman “The End” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: Goodbye to all my friends at home, Goodbye to people I’ve trusted, I’ve got to go out and make my way, I might get rich you know I might get busted, But my heart keeps calling me backwards, As I get on the 707,…
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Chris Kirkman “What They Died For” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: Sawyer screwed the pooch on the sub, sabotaging Shephard’s straight-shooting speech and subsequently sending Sayid towards suicide. The sub shook and shimmied and Shephard saved Sawyer, while Sun and her suitor sucked seawater and said sayonara. Shephard and the sole survivors soon…
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Chris Kirkman “Across the Sea” Recap and Analysis … I’ll just leave this here: Retcon – “Retroactive Continuity” v. to retroactively revise (a plot, storyline, character, event, history, etc.), usually by reinterpreting past events, or by theorizing how the present would be different if past events had not happened or had happened differently. See: Crisis…
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Chris Kirkman “The Candidate” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: I have no idea, because Christian Shephard didn’t say those magical words and fill me in. It’s okay, though, I’ve been paying attention. Mostly. This week, on Lost: Everybody dies. Well, not everybody. I’m sorry, I’m getting ahead of myself. Oh, and did I…
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Chris Kirkman Previously, on Down the Hatch: I wrote a column filled with Goonies, CSI: Miami and Silence of the Lambs references wherein I dared to question the decisions of the Powers-That-Be. Subsequently, that generated a maelstrom of 53 comments at current count on HoboTrashcan. People, that’s more times than Kate’s been kidnapped. That’s more…
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Chris Kirkman “The Last Recruit” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: Seriously, if you don’t know what’s been going on up until this point, you might as well just go watch American Idol. This week, on Lost: Not a whole lot happens. Okay, so that’s not entirely true; Kate got kidnapped again (for the…
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Chris Kirkman “Everybody Loves Hugo” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: Chuck Widmore kidnapped Desmond, stuck him in a Velociraptor enclosure filled with coiled contraptions from the 2145 AD Radio Shack catalog and forced Des to do a little Doctor Who-like dimensional sidestep over into LA X where he learned, again, that it’s NOT…
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Chris Kirkman “Happily Ever After” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: Nobody can tell ya, There’s only one song worth singing, They may try and sell ya, ‘Cause it hangs them up to see someone like you … But you’ve gotta make your own kind of music, Sing your own special song, Make your…
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Chris Kirkman “The Package” Recap and Analysis … Previously, on Lost: AlternaJin forgot to mention his briefcase full of money on the customs form and was detained at LA X, Richard got a message from his dead wife that the Man in Black must be stopped and Flocke sent Sawyer on a little recon mission…
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