Lost: Down the Hatch - The X Factor, Part 2

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Chris Kirkman

Chris Kirkman

“LA X” Analysis …

Whew. I’ll freely admit that I was a bit worried going into this season; there was such a wide-open playing field that I wasn’t sure which path Lost might travel down. At the end of last season, we talked a bit about the different scenarios that might play out, and in last week’s podcast, I mention the possibility of a retcon or reboot of the story. I saw the series going down one of two fairly well-defined paths: the bomb doesn’t quite work and the survivors are stuck on the island but put back into their own time, or the bomb does work and everyone gets a do-over. Luckily for us the Lost creative team decided to give us a hybrid of both and, despite some extremely lazy writing on a couple of occasions, I think we’re in for quite a good ride.

So, as Sayid so eloquently put it: “What happened?” It all starts with a cat, really.

THE X FACTOR
I’ll assume that just about everyone out there has heard of Schrödinger’s Cat by now, even if they don’t understand all the details involved. Allow me to explain, as best and simply as I can. In this classic thought experiment, a cat is placed in a box (a steel chamber, actually), along with a Geiger counter, a little bit of a radioactive substance and a counter tube hooked up to a small hammer, poised above a flask of poison (or acid, in Schrödinger’s original hypothesis). The device is protected against interference from the cat. If the radioactive substance experiences atomic decay, the Geiger counter would detect it, releasing the hammer, which smashes the poison container, thereby killing the cat. The radioactive substance is so small, though, that there may be decay within an hour, or there may be no decay whatsoever. Hence, as long as the cat is in the box and there is no outside indication of the fate of the cat, we don’t know whether the cat is dead or alive. It theoretically exists in two quantum states - both dead AND alive. And there you have the Schrödinger’s Cat paradox.


In the example above, it doesn’t matter if you actually care whether the subject is dead or alive, it’s just important to contemplate the possibilities of both.

In the classic view of the cat paradox, the exact outcome and quantum state depends on an observer. In the case of Schrödinger’s Cat, the cat is both alive AND dead at the same time because the box is shielded against quantum decoherence, and there is no observation to inform the world whether the cat is dead or alive. Only after the box is opened and the cat’s fate revealed does the exact quantum state of the cat materialize. Until then, the essential fate of the cat is both irrelevant and crucial. In essence, as long as the box is not opened and the certain properties of the natural world were to break down and cease or slow inside the box, the cat would exist in an immortal state indefinitely. This is known as the “Copenhagen interpretation” in quantum mechanics.

So, too, goes the Island. Because of the limited knowledge of its existence, the Island exists in a state of quasi-resistance to quantum decoherence. There is limited perception and, therefore, the possibility of multiple outcome states. In short, because of the massive power on the Island, the time dilation effect, the mutability of its quantum phase state, its age and the limited interaction that any survivors pulled there have had with the Island, it and the people entangled with it are akin to being inside their own little box, not knowing their own fates and possessing multiple outcomes. This relates and segues nicely into another viewpoint of the cat paradox known as the many-worlds interpretation. I touched on this and a related theory - that of the “multiple branching universe theory,” which I covered in the analysis for “He’s Our You” from last season (check it out, it’s worth it).


Remember this from last season? I love it when a plan comes together.

At any rate, many-worlds interpretation eliminates the need for an observer, as the cat retains its state of both alive AND dead after the box is opened. This is because when the possibility of two separate outcomes occurs, the quantum states of the cat diverge, each becoming separate and wholly real states. In other words, another branch streams off the “timeline” and forms a separate reality that is decoherent with the other state(s) of the cat.

The ultimate fate of the cat and, indeed, which fate will form the “base” timeline which is the cornerstone of a particular reality now depends wholly on an observer. Once the box is opened, and the state of the cat noted, the state of the cat and that of the observer are now entangled, bound to fully correspond with each other and only inhabiting one quantum state from that point forward. However, this does not mean that the alternate state of the cat does not still exist; it simply ceases to exist from the point of view of the observer. Other individuals that may be entangled with subset factored states that relate directly or tangentially to the cat may go onto experience a reality with one of the other states not enacted by the actions of the observer.

So … what does all this mean in the grand scope of Lost? Well, the introduction of Jughead into the equation, especially with the havoc it can wreak on the atomic level, affecting quantum states and interacting with the existing flux of the Island, means that we have our very own Schrödinger’s Cat paradox. Since we are mere external observers and not directly related to the events on the Island, we are able to see the divergence and decoherence of the two quantum states - or outcomes - of the actions of the survivors back in 1977. One world sees the return of the survivors to the Island’s “present,” and the other sees the survivors - both dead and alive - returned to the world to engage in another fated Oceanic flight, having never been to the Island and possessing no conscious knowledge of each other, or the past few years. If this theory is to hold any water, however, a dominant timeline will have to emerge. This can only take place with the assistance of an observer, someone closely entangled with the Island, and yet outside its current sphere of influence, free to pop in at a certain crucial moment, observe the true state of the Island and the survivors, and establish that state’s dominance.

What we need is some sort of …


X factor. Hello, Des. You’ll do nicely.

If this theory is to hold up, it simply must come down to one observer - or, at the very least, a small handful of observers. All signs right now point to our Variable, Desmond. Although he can’t be blamed for everything that’s happened on the Island, most of the quantum consequences that have occurred stem from two crucial decisions - his use of the fail-safe key that brought down flight 815, and his use of the key again to release the energy in the Swan at the end of season two. The energy release that brought down flight 815 created the first branch of the “paradox,” establishing an alternate reality. After the second release, Desmond established himself as the observer and created yet another quantum junction point.

These two events alone handily establish Desmond as the cornerstone of quantum and temporal shenanigans on the Island. However, it’s his appearance in the season premiere that firms up his place as the cornerstone of how things will actually turn out for the survivors. Remember last season I talked a bit about string theory, and entanglement? I’m not going to go into all that here, but you can get a quick summary in my analysis for “Because You Left” and “The Lie.” At any rate, the survivors are all connected through several quantum junctions, establishing multiple branching points every time they have interacted with each other prior to their time on the Island. Some survivors are more closely entangled than others; Desmond and Jack are two of those whose strings are very closely entangled. Because of this, Desmond’s appearance on the plane at the beginning of “LA X” - especially his appearance in the seat next to Jack - points to his significance in the role of things, and possibly as the Observer.

Also, Hobotrashcan reader zetts pointed out in the recap yesterday a very subtle - but very telling - bit of connectivity between Jack and Desmond. Remember when Jack went to the bathroom and found that bit of red on his neck that looked like a scar or scratch? Well, it was paint. In “Flashes Before Your Eyes” from season three when Desmond first leapt back to when he was trying to get a job from Charles Widmore, he woke up covered in paint. Later, while he was getting ready for his interview, Penny found some paint on his neck. Here, check it all out.


Jack, checking out the spot on his neck.


Desmond, back in “Flashes Before Your Eyes,” getting ready. See the fleck of paint there? I’ve circled it for you.


Penny even gets rid of it for him. She’s so sweet.

It may look as though Jack’s spot of paint is in a different spot than Desmond’s, but it’s not. Keep in mind that the image of Jack above is his mirror image. The paint is on the left side of both men’s necks.

So what does it all mean? Come on, I can’t answer everything. Along with the connectivity mentioned above, I’ve got to let all this roll around in my noggin for a bit. It wouldn’t hurt to go back and take a look at some Desmond-centric episodes, either. Regardless, I feel as though Desmond’s our Observer, or Variable, or, at the very least, the X factor that will help determine which outcome is “real” once the box is opened.

Hey, speaking of an X factor, I have one last thought before we move on. The title of the season premiere has stuck with me since it was announced during the summer. LA X. I figure most of you noticed that little space there between the LA and the X, and it got my mind turning during the hiatus. I think it had a lot to do with my speculation of alternate realities and the multiverse back in the podcast last week. At any rate, it’s clear from that title that the writers and producers are pointing at these “phase flashes” as a true alternate reality, branching from the point of the explosion of Jughead.

There are some great stories out there that you can check out that deal with the same sort of thing. Earth X from Marvel Comics takes a look at an alternate reality future for the Marvel Universe, as does the classic X-Men comics storyline “Days of Future Past.” That’s in issues 141 and 142, if you’re hunting - or buy the trade paperback. DC Comics has their share of alternate reality tales, particularly in their Elseworlds line of graphic novels. Kingdom Come is probably the best and most acclaimed of these alternate realities, and it, too, takes a look at a possible future for the DC world. Finally, in movies, check out Sliding Doors. Yes, it’s a bit of a chick flick, but it’s also a very entertaining and interesting look at the possibilities inherent in quantum decoherence in everyday life. Gwyneth Paltrow is the “cat” in the movie, by the way.

WE COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
So who or what the hell are Jacob and Esau? We know that they have apparently been in some sort of struggle for quite some time, neither can defeat or kill the other without the help of someone from outside or off the Island, and Esau is a sentient blob of smoke that can assume multiple forms. Where does that leave us, besides feeling like we’re going crazy?

1. Time Travellers. We’ve seen a lot of temporal shenanigans in the past two seasons, so it seems to reason that these two could be from the future - or the past. In regards to the future, it could even be a possible future. Remember the branching timeline, just like in Back to the Future - you can return to a junction point where the timeline branches, and even ride out that branch of the timeline into the future, but it’s not possible to return to the future you came from unless you can somehow go back to that junction and change the outcome of events so that your future becomes the prevalent one. Okay, that was a really quick summary of just about everything I wrote about last season, so if you want it all in detail, go check it all out. When Esau said that he just wanted to go “home,” was he talking about his time - his reality?

2. Extra-dimensional beings. If we start talking about realities, we probably should just start talking about other dimensions, especially after that long bit of insanity at the start of this analysis. Jacob and Esau could be from another reality entirely, a phased branch that evolved from a certain quantum junction, and evolved in ways that may seem impossible from the viewpoint of this reality. Esau’s shapeshifting would be one of those evolutions, easily explainable by thinking of evolution in a multiverse; after all, when there may be an infinite amount of possible realities, there may very well be a place where a puff of smoke can turn into Terry O’Quinn. The Island may be a quantum gateway - a locational rift in the interdimensional wall. Remember when I talked about ley lines for two whole seasons? Well, some believe the major intersections of those ley lines represent places where the metaphysical walls between this reality and others are thinnest. The power that’s inherent within the Island may be a result of it lying on the strongest of those ley intersects - and may make it possible to step between worlds. Jacob and Esau could very well be from two completely separate realities. Hell, they could even be the same person from two separate realities. How’s that for making your brain turn sideways.

As a side note to the mention of the ley intersects and the dimensional wall, it is possible from a quantum theory point of view for a person, possibly even their consciousness, to exist in two states at once, just as I described above. In the instance of our Island, when Jughead was detonated it not only represented the crucial junction that separated the state of reality into independent quantum states, it could have also opened doors that allowed the survivors to leap through simultaneously. Just a thought. A crazy one.

3. Aliens. Yeah, Jacob and Esau could be aliens, crash landed on Earth, their ship lying there for so long that it formed the basis of the Island, which explains the power and the ability to jaunt around through time and space. Now, just as they were stranded on an “island,” others from this planet are now ironically drawn to this new Island and stranded. Also, they come from a planet of sentient smoke monsters. Hey, you come up with something better.

4. Gods. With all the talk of multiple dimensions, quantum phase states, aliens and shape-shifting smoke monsters, the fact that Jacob and Esau could be old gods isn’t really all that far-fetched. You just have to shift your thinking from the physical to the metaphysical, and perhaps that’s where Lost is headed, in the end. That’d be shooting the big ol’ bird to us science geeks, but it sure would make my paranormal side dance with happy glee.

WHAT’S ASH GOT TO DO WITH IT?
We’ve been seeing these ash circles pop up from time to time on the Island, just as the one that Bram fashioned for himself in the statue when Ol’ Smokey was getting pugilistic on his mates.


I think I might have made mine bigger. Guess he brought the small emergency smoke monster kit on his utility belt.


For every knowledgeable imbiber there exists a certain magic elixir that produces unpredictable results when consumed or mixed. For me - and many others - that magic elixir is Jagermeister. I know I’m going to feel happy and relaxed when I drink bourbon and scotch, vodka is going to make me hyper then cranky, and tequila… well, let’s just not go there. Jagermeister, however, seems to open up a rift between worlds, allowing one of many of my multiple selves to leap through with unexpected consequences. So kick back, mix this up, and let your quantum state take care of itself.

The X Factor

  • 1/2 jigger of Jagermeister
  • 1/2 jigger of cinnamon schnapps
  • 1/2 jigger of Kahlua or Bailey’s
    (depending on your preference)
  • 1 splash cream or whole milk

Put everything in a shaker with ice, close up and shake well. Contemplate the quantum state of the drink at this point; it’s the last clear thought you’ll have. Strain into a tall shot glass or pour the whole thing, ice and all, into a highball glass. Repeat. Prepare to experience an alternate reality. Blame the drink in the morning when you wake up in another city.

The first time we encounter an ash circle was in “The Man Behind the Curtain” when Ben takes Locke to visit Jacob’s cabin. As they approach the cabin, Ben carefully steps over the ash that surrounds it. Later, Locke comes across the circle in “The Economist,” but the cabin was missing. In last season’s finale, Bram and Ilana come across Jacob’s abandoned cabin, but the ash circle there is now broken. And in this week’s premiere, we see the Temple dwellers break out the ash when they learn that Ol’ Smokey might be on the rampage. Lennon explains that the ash is there to keep “him” out.

The use of circles in spiritual and magic rituals has existed for thousands of years. Binding spells involving ash have been used in many wiccan and pagan practices for centuries. In demonology lore, a binding circle is created when an entity is summoned, to keep it inside the circle and protect the incanters from its power. Of course, on the Island, the circle is the opposite, keeping the power of the entity out of the interior of the circle. The real question lies not in the power of the circle, but in the content of the ash.

Could the ash be part of Jacob? It’s an assumption at this point, but Jacob and Esau could be the same, and if that’s the case Jacob should be able to shapeshift, as well. Could Jacob have provided a bit of his essence to infuse the ash with protection? The two beings are clearly able to withstand attacks from the other and need help to dispatch their counterparts. It seems clear that ash that may be from Jacob’s very form could repel Esau in the guise of Ol’ Smokey.

Or maybe it’s kryptonite. I’ll be interested to hear what you all think.

That about wraps it up for this week. I have many more thoughts rattling about, particularly in the details of Jacob’s cabin and the interactions between it and the survivors. Also, could Jacob shapeshift? If so, could it have been him appearing as Christian Shepard? Just as Esau has taken Locke’s form because he is deceased, so could Jacob have taken Christian’s form from the very beginning. It all seems to click.

Until next time, keep thinking those thoughts, and if you come up with any epiphanies tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.


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Lost: Down the Hatch - The X Factor, Part 1

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Chris Kirkman

Chris Kirkman

“LA X” Recap …

Previously, on Lost: A quick summary of the past five seasons, if I may - a bunch of people crashed on this island and found a hatch in the ground and ran from this bellowing smoke critter that either dragged you underground and tore you limb from limb or banged you against a tree until you were dead. There were capri-loving indigenous peoples on the island that liked to pretend to pretend to dress up as these rampaging, commando-like ragamuffins, and I say they pretend pretended at being ragamuffins because they wanted everyone to think that they were rough, even though they were just normal people, but not really, they’re ragamuffins that have a temple and all sorts of crazy stuff like that.

Anyways, through numerous flashbacks we learn that pretty much everyone on the island has major daddy issues and they all like to sit around and brood about it from time to time when they’re not running from something or pushing a button every 108 minutes or jaunting through time meeting their moms and whatnot. Oh, and when they weren’t running or brooding, they were probably having epiphanies and dying. That’s the kiss of death on this island - realizing a deep, inner truth. It’s sort of like having sex in horror movies; you’re not going to get out alive if you start bumping uglies. At any rate, none of what I just told you really matters, because everything that’s happened up to this point pretty much equates to a really, really old checkers match between two ancient gods.

Or aliens. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

This week, on Lost: After watching Juliet seemingly blow herself and the others at the Swan construction site in 1977 sky high - again - the screen goes white, with a slow fade up to reveal clouds and the window of a plane. A familiar figure glances out into the clear blue sky; it’s Jack, nursing his vodka. Cindy, the friendly Aussie flight attendant, sneaks him another bottle. We’ve seen this all before - we’re back in 2004, on board Oceanic Flight 815, and it’s playing out just as it did before. There’s Rose, next to Jack, mentioning that Bernard is back in the tail section, hitting the can. Soon enough, we have turbulence, and you can almost imagine Desmond down on the Island below, scrambling for the fail safe key below in the Hatch, releasing the burst of energy that will bring Flight 815 down on the beach. The turbulence increases, Jack grips his seat tighter, as if he subconsciously knows what’s to come. But it never does. The turbulence subsides and the flight goes on. Jack relaxes a bit, smiles nervously and says, “Looks like we made it.” Well, I’ll be damned - it looks like they did.

Jack saunters back to the loo and gets his vain on, studying his countenance in the mirror. He notices a slightly bloody sore or scratch on his neck, seems a bit confused, and dabs at it with some tissue. Eventually, he heads back to his seat to find our good friend Desmond has now taken up residence in the aisle seat. Of course, as any good Lostie will realize, Desmond was never on the original Oceanic flight and was, instead, causing the crash in the Hatch below. Jack, again a bit befuddled, asks Desmond if they’ve ever met. Desmond can’t recall having ever met Jack. Perhaps in another life, brother.


So, who’s watching the Hatch? And where’s Penny? Probably off shooting the next episode of Flash Forward.

The view shifts to outside the plane, now, down through the clouds to the ocean below and beneath the waves, traveling along the bottom of the seabed, past a Dharma shark, along to a clearing where the ramshackled remains of Dharmaville rest, covered in barnacles, and, finally, to the remains of the Tawaret statue, its one foot and four toes surrounded by schools of fish. This is about the time your brain turns sideways.


Okay, do you think it was Cuse or Lindelhof’s 12 year old nephew who rigged his Xbox 360 to produce the underwater graphics? Seriously, there was better CGI in Anaconda, and I’m not talking about J. Lo’s butt (which was so out of control in that movie that it had its own credit - I’m serious).

Cue the swirling LOST!

Alright, let’s get moving, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover. We’re treated to yet another replay of Juliet bashing the bomb and biting the big white one (you’ve really got to listen to the podcast if you haven’t already), and then it’s back to the Lost we’ve known so well for six years. An opening shot of an eye. A ringing sound. Pan back to reveal Kate, in the dark, looking a little rough. She’s up in a tree, almost falls out, but uses her rural tree-climbing ninja skills to catch herself. The ringing sound is to approximate the dullness that Kate is experiencing in hearing. It seems as though whatever happened mucked around with her ears, and Kate’s getting a little scared. Someone taps on her shoulder and she wheels around and jumps on him like a bobcat. It’s Miles, and he can’t hear either. They start wandering around, trying to figure out where they are, when they happen upon the crater. At first glance, it looks like the Swan construction site. Kate soon informs Miles that it’s not - it’s the remains of the completed Swan that Desmond blew all to hell.


See? Dang, they did a good job constructing this set - it looks a hell of a lot better than the confusing CGI hole in the ground that they showed in “Further Instructions.”


Yes, yes, you knew I was going to show you all what it looked like.

The remains of the Swan aren’t the only thing they find in their wanderings; they also happen upon a very beaten and bloodied Jack. Okay, so they didn’t make it, and the Jack on the plane is not the same Jack here - at least not yet. Don’t worry, we’ll get to that. At any rate, Sawyer is there, too, and pretty soon he’s up and around and really really pissed off because Jack made Juliet blow herself up for nothing, and honestly I can’t blame him. I’m pissed off, too. Soon enough, Jack’s getting a boot to the head, the same as just about every time Sawyer and Jack get around each other and testosterone starts flying. Jack falls down into the Swan crater, and Sawyer comes after him, telling Jack that it was all his fault. Kate, of course, throws herself in between them, as if the sudden surge in hormones might cause the two men to stop fighting and start trying to get jiggy with her. Oh, Kate.

Speaking of Kate, we’re back on flight 815X now in these new “phase flashes” (that’s what I’m calling them, for now, because they’re like a shift in quantum phase and, well, that’s a topic we can cover later), and Jack soon bumps into our indecisive little freckled ex-convict as she’s coming out of the bathroom. Marshal Dumbass is there, watching the whole thing, and never suspecting that she just stole something from Jack even though every single person watching the show knows it. They share a cute little grin with each other, and then Kate is escorted back to her seat where the good marshal offers her lasagna, but takes away all her utensils, so she’d have to slurp it up like a dog. Remember when airlines used to have actual metal utensils? That was pretty cool.

Sawyer walks by and does a little “hey, Freckles” with his grin.

Arzt is back, and chatting up Hurley, impressed that he’s met the owner of Mr. Cluck’s and begging him to do the Australian commercial he just saw. Hurley obliges, and Arzt asks Hurley how he ended up running a huge corporation. Hugo says he won the lottery, he likes chicken, and so he decided to buy it. Sawyer overhears and tells Hurley that he shouldn’t say he won the lottery, that people might take advantage of him. Hurley simply responds that it wouldn’t happen - bad things never happen to him. He’s the luckiest man alive.


Careful there, Hurley … you don’t want to get any Arzt on you.

Annnd, segue back to the Island where a not-so-lucky Hurley is slumped against the Dharmamobile, covered in blood, and Sayid lying next to him, bleeding out from the bullet wound he got in the season finale. Hurley is confused, since day became night and his ears are ringing. Jin explains that it must have been time travel, that he found a flashlight, and he’s going to go off into the jungle of mystery to see what he can find.

Back at the blown Hatch, Sawyer and Jack are still having a pissing contest, until they hear Juliet’s voice calling for help somewhere down deep in the recesses of the Swan. Jin shows up and Sawyer asks him to get the Dharmamobile because it has some chains that will help them clear the heavy wreckage.

Hurley’s still looking after Sayid when he hears someone in the jungle. He nervously fumbles with a pistol, and out pops Jacob. “Sup, Hugo. Check it out, I died, like, an hour ago. You need to take the bleeder there and the guitar case I gave you and head for the Temple.”

Flight 815 again, and Sun and Jin are hanging out. Sun is smiling at how happy Rose and Bernard seem to be, and Jin decides to be a jackass and tell his wife to button up her blouse.

A few rows up, we see Locke and Boone are making conversation. Locke tells Boone that he went on a walkabout while in Australia, and Boone tells the story of going to Australia to help his bratty sis out of a bad relationship. Locke does his Locke thing and talks about all sorts of pertinent survival trivia, like he’s the Encyclopedia Brown of the bush. Boone smiles and says that if the plane actually crashed, he’d stick with Locke. Oh, the irony! You know, because he did stick with Locke and it, well … a plane landed on him. And Jack had to cut Boone’s leg off with a metal door.


Let’s see if you’re still smiling after a plane lands on you. That’ll ruin your day.

We’re at the statue now, with Ben and Focke/Esau. Ben is in a state of shock, what with having gotten all stabby on Jacob not long ago, and Focke tells him to snap out of it and go get Richard so they can have a chat. Ben does as he’s told, but Richard is out of patience. He drags Ben over to Locke’s dead body lying in the sand and tells Ben to spill the beans.

Jin has gotten Hurley into the Dharmamobile by this time, and they arrive at the blown Hatch, throwing down chains to help remove an I-beam. Jack grabs the chains, and Sawyer looks up toward him, glances at Kate, and simply says “If she dies, I’ll kill him.”


I think he’s serious. ALL RIGHT GET YOU SOME.

Back on flight 815X, a totally ludicrous scene torn directly from a stock movie script occurs in which Cindy pages for a doctor, Jack responds and they take him to the back of the plane where someone hasn’t come out of the can for a half hour - as if Jack is trained in emergency bathroom situations during his residency as a freaking spinal surgeon. Jack stands around like a dumbass for a few seconds until Sayid shows up and kicks the door in. Thank God Sayid knows what to do. Well, in the bathroom is Charlie, and he’s unconscious, and Jack discovers that there’s something stuck in his throat (oh, gee, heroin maybe?). After failing to clear his throat, Jack stops and consults his stock doctor in a bad movie script and decides the next course of action is to ask for something sharp and a pen. You know, to make one of them throat breathing tube things. That device has been used so much in TV shows and movies that I think Marge down at the 7-11 could perform it in a pinch. Anyway, Jack finally fishes out the heroin and Charlie’s alive. Good thing, too, as he has a lot more explaining to do on Flash Forward.

At the blown Hatch, the chains are working, and they manage to clear away the I-beam that’s blocking the entrance down into the bowels of the ex-Swan. Sawyer quickly makes his way through the rubble (hey, red exercise bike! Didn’t we see that outside the hatch, though?), and down down until he finds the lovely Juliet, beaten and bloodied, but still alive.


”I’m going to get you out of here, baby.” “Please do hurry … this jam is sticky.”

Back at the bus, Jack declares that he can do no more for Sayid. Shocker.

At the statue, Richard begs Ben to tell him what happened inside. “Why don’t you go in there and find out for yourself,” says Ben in suitably creepy fashion. Bram must have heard him, though, as Ben soon finds himself picked up by the scruff and escorted into the statue. Once inside, Bram and his men confront Focke and, upon learning that Jacob is now pining for the fjords, go all ballistic on his ass. Doesn’t seem to do much good, as Focke spirits away behind a column and one of Bram’s men finds a spent bullet on the floor. That’s about the time we start hearing the horn roar and the chirrup of the electric crickets that signify it’s time for Ol’ Smokey to do some ass-whipping.


Murderous smoke monster. Tiny enclosed space. Probably a lot of messy underpants right about now.

Ol’ Smokey starts doing what he does best, flinging people around all cartoon style and basically making everyone cry for momma. Bram, however, remains calm and pulls out a little magic bag with some magic ash inside, which he uses to sprinkle around him in a circle. He stands in the middle of it, defiantly, and it does the trick - Smokey can’t seem to get past this mystical barrier.


Nice move … now, what if you have to go the bathroom, smart guy?

Bram’s feeling pretty confident until Smokey kinda shrugs - or at least as much as an amorphous smoke monster can shrug - and strikes at the ceiling, knocking some stones down on Bram, sending him flying out of the binding circle. Then it’s business as usual: guy flies through air, lands on loom and gets wooden stake through the heart. Over in a corner, Ben cowers as Smokey makes like a tree and leaves. Ben stands and makes his way to the doorway, only to feel a presence behind him. It’s Focke. “Sorry you had to see me that way,” says Focke. Holy moly.

Down at the bottom of the blown Hatch, Sawyer frees Juliet’s broken body and holds her tight, telling her that he’ll get her out of there. Juliet, partly in shock, mutters something about getting coffee sometime, and that they can go dutch, until she finally comes to and realizes where she is. She asks Sawyer to kiss her, and he does - he’s no fool, that one - and then she simply says, “I have to tell you something important.” Before she can finish, she passes away. She’s gone. Again.


How many times do I have to watch you die, beautiful? This is beyond torturous.

And that about wraps things up. I pretty much stopped watching after that.

Yeah, okay, not really. Anyway, we’re back on flight 815X and the plane lands safely at LAX and there are lots of long slow-motion glancing shots and everyone is reflecting on things and blah, blah, blah, end of part one.

It’s daylight back on the Island now, and everyone at the Dharmamobile is saddling up to head to the Temple. Everyone except Sawyer, who is going to stay behind to bury our beloved Juliet. He asks Miles to stay behind with him.

At LAX again, Jack’s about to head to baggage claim when he’s summoned to a courtesy desk. Once there, an Oceanic representative does a little “um, we kinda misplaced your dead father” two-step, which makes Jack’s thick head implode. Ah, that wily, elusive deceased Christian Shepard.


I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Jack does this move a LOT. Moreso when he’s off Island, but sometimes in the bush.

Team Save Sayid is at the Temple now, and making their way down into the Cerberus vent where most of Rousseau’s team were either dismembered or converted into Others. Inside they find the one-armed remains of Montand, and Kate rummages around his clothes, finding some old matches and wearing a grin like she just discovered the proof for frickin’ string theory. She lights up an old torch and goes bebopping down the corridors with Hurley, Jack, Jin and Sayid in tow. Soon enough, Kate gets ahead of the group and you’ll never guess what happens next. That’s right, kidnapping number 23. Soon, the Others have rounded up everybody in the party and are soon escorting them out of the catacombs and into a clearing, revealing the Temple.


This must be one hella big Island, because these sets just keep getting bigger and bigger and nobody’s stumbled onto some of them in five or six seasons.

LAX now, and another ludicrous scene stolen directly from the Idiot’s Guide to Screenwriting. Marshal Dumbass is escorting Kate out of the airport and he falls for the old “I’ve gotta pee” maneuver. Kate gets in a stall and proceeds to whip out the pen that everyone knew she stole from Jack and starts trying to pick her cuffs. Unsuccessfully, I might add. Finally, she gets frustrated and the marshal starts rapping on the stall door, so Kate unleashes her fury - all 95 lbs. of it - and takes the marshal down like she’s been studying Seagal movies for a decade.


She’s the wiliest, dumbest little indecisive badass to ever be on television.

On the Island, Sawyer and Miles have finished burying poor Juliet, and Sawyer tells Miles about the incomplete thought. Obsessed with knowing the answer, Sawyer forces Miles to “listen” to the dead and discover what Juliet was trying to say. Reluctantly, Miles agrees, and genuflects at the graveside. After a time, we see Miles jump a bit and what sounds like the roar of a jet engine. Miles is shocked and looks slowly up at Sawyer, telling him what Juliet was trying to say: “It worked.”

Okay, bear with me here while I try to get through the Temple of Doomed Props scene. Jack, Hurley, Kate, Jin and Sayid are brought to the front of the temple and meet Dogen, a Japanese temple dweller, and his interpreter, Lennon. Along with them is a familiar face - Cindy, the flight attendant from flight 815. She explains to Dogen that these five were on that flight and survived. Dogen orders them to be shot, but Hurley makes him think twice when he says they were sent by Jacob. To prove it, Hurley even has a guitar case that was given to him by Jacob. What’s in the guitar case? A big ankh made out of balsa wood. No, really, I’ll show you.


Seriously, it’s balsa wood. When Dogen picks it up, it looked like he was going to throw it across the Temple. And why a guitar case? Wily producers, that’s why.

Anway, Dogen breaks open the ankh and there’s a slip of paper inside - of course, I mean why just use an envelope when you can put your message in an ankh? Nobody knows what the paper says, but since Dogen starts asking everybody their names, I’m assuming that it’s another one of Jacob’s “lists.” Dogen agrees to help the survivors and try and heal Sayid.

Back at LAX, Jin gets in trouble for trying to do his job and Sun won’t help him out because she doesn’t want him to know she speaks English. We know all this already, but it’s a refreshing take on an old problem, and a unique way to revisit old storylines while still keeping it all fresh.

Speaking of fresh, Dogen takes the survivors inside to the Spring, which is bubbling. Lennon remarks that the Spring doesn’t look clear. Dang right, it looks like a big tub of Coke. Dogen goes over to the spring, cuts his hand (because isn’t that what Japanese or Native Americans do during rituals?), and dips it into the Spring. Nothing happens. Dogen asks who is responsible for Sayid and Jack pipes up. Dogen explains that he can try and help Sayid, but there are great risks involved. Do what you gotta do, says Jack.

Dogen’s men remove Sayid’s jumpsuit and carry him into the pool. Dogen turns over a giant hourglass to start the ritual, because as everyone knows, you shouldn’t stay in the hot tub for long periods of time. Dogen’s men hold Sayid underwater, and Sayid kicks and fights against them, raising concerns from Jack & Co. The sands in the hourglass pass slowly and Sayid’s kicks grow less and less. Finally, the hourglass is spent and they remove Sayid from the pool. Dogen passes his hand over Sayid, looks up and tells the party, “Your friend is dead.” Jack tries to administer CPR, but it’s too late. Kate tells him to stop, and so he does. Sayid is gone.

At LAX, Kate does her Kate thing (the running thing, not the waffling back and forth between every available guy thing) and slips out of the airport, narrowly escaping the clutches of Marshal Dumbass. She commandeers a cab - with a gun, of course - and finds that she has a special passenger along for the ride.


Hi, Claire. Long time no see.

At the Temple, there’s lots of brooding going on. Sawyer and Miles have been captured and brought to join the rest of the survivors, and Kate tends to Sawyers wounds. Of course. Dogen asks to see Hurley alone, and after Dogen takes a dump on the English language, Hugo mentions Jacob’s death. Word of his demise had not reached the Temple just yet, and Dogen and Lennon each have a couple of kittens and sound the alarm. The Temple Others go into battle mode, spreading ash around the entrances to the Temple, and lighting bamboo rocket flares to alert any other Others that might be around that Ol’ Smokey might be coming to town.

Inside the statue, Ben and Focke/Esau are having a very interesting and very intense conversation.

“What are you?” asks Ben.

“I’m not a ‘what,’ Ben, I’m a who,” replies Focke.

“You’re the monster,” states Ben.

Focke wheels around, “Let’s not resort to name-calling.” Oh, Focke … even when you’re not Locke, you’re awesome.

Focke tells Ben that Locke was very confused when Ben killed him, and then proceeds to tear Locke down, calling him weak and sad. Locke did have one admirable quality, says Focke; he was the only one of the survivors that didn’t want to leave the Island. He was the only that realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was.

“What do you want?” asks Ben, warily.

“Well, that’s the great irony here, Ben,” says Focke, leaning forward. “I want the one thing that John Locke didn’t. I want to go … home.”


I haven’t been entirely happy that John Locke is dead, but holy crap, Terry O’Quinn is chewing up some scenery playing the bad guy. He is made of awesome.

At LAX, Jack is at missing baggage, which must feel strange when your whole father goes missing and you have to file a claim like they misplaced your Samsonite. Locke is there in his wheelchair. Seems they’ve misplaced his bag full of knives. You know, six years ago when Locke first whipped open that bag of knives I got goosebumps. Anyway, Jack and Locke bond a bit and Locke tells Jack that the airline doesn’t know where his father is - after all, they only misplaced the body, not his father. That makes Jack a little less sulky, and so he offers his card so that Locke can call him and maybe get his back fixed. Locke protests a bit and says that his condition is irreversible. Jack simply responds that “nothing is irreversible.” Touche, Jack.


I just think this shot is cool.

Outside of the statue, on the beach, Richard sees the bamboo flare that was shot from the Temple, and gets extremely agitated. Apparently that was the “smoke monster posing as John Locke has killed Jacob and is on the rampage” flare. Ben and Focke exit the statue and walk right over to Richard. He mentions that it’s good to see Richard without his chains. Richard gets all wide-eyed and says, “You?!” and then Focke punches him in the face, throws his body over his shoulder, points at everyone and says, “I’m very disappointed in all of you,” before walking off the beach, into the jungle, leaving Locke’s dead body lying in the sand.

The Temple once more. Lennon barges in with some of the Temple’s heavies, and demands that Jack come with him to speak privately. Jack gets all broody and doth protest. There’s a scuffle, broken only by Hurley’s cry for Jack to stop and take a look at the back of the Temple. Everyone halts and stands there, shocked, at the form of Sayid, fully awake and well, sitting up and asking …


”What happened?”

Question of the century, brother.

Cue the THONK!

Whew. This was the first two-hour season premiere in the history of Lost, and they packed a lot in - which means there’s a lot of footage to analyze. Since Tuesday’s Lost was a two-parter, this week’s column is going to follow suit, in order to preserve my sleep and my sanity. I promise tomorrow’s analysis will not disappoint, so come on back and watch me spout off about Schrödinger’s cat, the Heisenburg uncertainty principle, many-worlds theory, aliens, Wiccan binding circles, the X-factor and some commentary on seriously lazy writing. Oh, and we’ll top it all off with the usual episode-inspired drink recipe, to make it all go down smooth.

See you and your alternate reality self back here tomorrow for more noodle-baking mayhem.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.


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Lost: Down the Hatch - Season Five

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As you all already know, next Tuesday Lost will return for its sixth and final season. In order to help you get up to speed for season six, this week Chris Kirkman was a guest on our Hobo Radio podcast.

But for those of you looking to dig a bit deeper, we recommend rereading Kirkman’s columns from last season so that you are prepared for the final chapter in this complex and mysterious saga. And, if all of Lost’s twists and turns and Kirkman’s bizarre theories begin to make your head hurt, we recommend pouring one of his episode-inspired drink recipes to calm you down.

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Lost: Down the Hatch - Flashbackin’

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I’ve been digging through the old mailbag now that I have put my second brain in a jar for the television season, and scattered amongst the myriad of spam I accumulate were more than a few letters asking me where one could locate previous editions of Down the Hatch. I was quite flattered. I was also inspired to try something new this week (and it didn’t hurt that Joel Murphy asked me to fill in as a guest columnist for a day).

Since Lost is no more until next January (I KNOW), and we’ll all be rewatching the episodes and perusing the DVD extras on the fifth season discs in the fall, I thought we could have a little fun with a prologue to this season. Today’s Down the Hatch is going to have its own little look at some “extras” - a few bits of trivia and a look into the primitive origins of this humble little weekly feature.

Welcome, I’m Chris Kirkman, and this is the orientation film for Station 23 of the Dharma Initiative. In a moment you’ll be given a simple set of instructions for how you and your partner will fulfill the responsibilities associated with the station. But first, a little history.

Down the Hatch first appeared on Hobotrashcan.com on February 7, 2008, with a recap, analysis and episode-inspired drink recipe for “The Beginning of the End” - the first episode of season four. I was recruited by the Hobo himself, Joel Murphy, and he has regretted that decision ever since. The archived versions of Down the Hatch from that point on are located here, and they all stand to the same golden standard that the feature does to this day - a completely ridiculous and rambling recap with various jabs at Jack and Kate, a close-up shot of lovely Juliet, a cue for the thonk! and several pages of indecipherable geekspeak about ley lines, time travel, the DeLorean, Sam Beckett, Egyptian gods and other various subjects that would look right at home in Daniel’s journal. Before Down the Hatch existed in this form, however, my recaps and analysis were found, sometimes in much more freeform style, in a community that I created and maintain on LiveJournal. The first ever analysis of any episode was that for the premiere of season two - way back on Sept. 23, 2005, when I used to ride a dinosaur to work every day.

• The first semblance of a real recap was on Feb. 16, 2006, in my recap and analysis for episode 14, “One of Them.” In this episode we had Benry! Tree Frogs! Torture! Kelvin! The countdown timer reveal heiroglyphs! It was all very exciting.

• The first appearance of “Cue the thonk!” was at the end of the recap and analysis of episode 15, “Maternity Leave.” One of the more fun quotes from the recap, and also one of my favorite scenes of all time:

“Back at the hatch, Jack starts the dick-measuring contest again by letting Henry out of the closet for some hearty Dharma-O’s with Locke. Henry turns out to be a really lousy brunch date when he gets even more creepy by telling them about the map, and that, if he were really an Other, he would have drawn the map to a secluded location where his friends could ambush anyone showing up. His bug eyes almost leaping out of his head at this point, he asks for some milk. I say go ask Hurley. He’s probably got some.”

By the way, you can listen to all of Emerson’s creepy monologue as Henry Gale at the beginning of last week’s Hobo Radio podcast. It’s pretty awesome as an audio clip – your mind makes it even creepier by filling in the details about Ben that we’ve learned since then.

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For those so interested, the following are the baby features I wrote way back when for the first three episodes of season two. There isn’t much recapping, and there’s no sign nor mention of time travel OR the blast hatch map in my analyses … mostly because those would become fixtures during season two.

Analysis for Season Two, Episode One - “Man of Science, Man of Faith”
(Article published on Sept. 23, 2005)

The following thoughts and reflections have been compiled during the past couple of nights scrutinizing almost every single frame of the season finale and premiere. The following topics are discussed: Desmond’s Dharma logo and its significance in relation to the symbolism of the yin yang, the Chinese Ba-Gua and the sadhana yoga use of swan imagery; the significance of the message on the inside of the hatch; imagery found on the wall in Desmond’s compound; mirror and opposing forces imagery and themes throughout the series; Mama Cass.

QUARANTINED
1. First, let’s talk a bit about the insignia that appears on Desmond’s coveralls, medicine cabinet and various places around the underground compound. Here’s my recreation of what the insignia looks like. Bear in mind that a couple of parts of this graphic are pure speculation, but from various frames in the premiere, it’s as accurate as can be.

DHARMA

Let’s break it down, shall we? There’s a whole lotta religion going on.

Easily the first thing to notice is the modified yin yang in the center. The Yin Yang is an ancient chinese symbol denoting opposing forces, sometimes explained as light and dark, passive and forceful, male and female. The two halves of the yin yang are equal and harmonious. It represents the energy and balance in the universe. Our symbol here has a slightly unbalanced yin yang because of the swan that intersects it, but I’m not reading too much into that right now. I think it’s just a design anomaly.

Next, the Swan and the word “Dharma.” The word dharma comes from the teachings of Hinduism and Buddhism and usually relates in both religions to the powers and forces of the cosmos. In Buddhism, particularly, it also describes conduct that is used as a set path to enlightenment. Regardless, in both instances it relates to a principle or law that orders the universe. It’s hard to make out in any of the screen grabs, but I believe that the R in dharma is reversed in the logo. This would fit in well with the “mirror” theme running through much of the show towards the end of last season and the premiere. I’ll talk more about that later. The negative space in the middle of the yin yang creates the form of a swan. The Swan is representitive of one of the teachings in sadhana yoga, a technique that helps focus one’s being through meditation. It is an acronym for Strength, Weakness, Ambition and Need.

The symbol as a whole closely emulates the Ba-Gua, one of the tools used in feng shui to help determine preferred locations, in the home or office, for certain functions; such as wealth, health, fame, love and more. The ba-gua is an ancient symbol that utilizes the chinese binary system. The ba-gua is comprised of arms of yao, each comprised of both yins (female - denoted by two short dashes) and yangs (male - denoted by one long dash). The yin is equivalent to the number 0, the yang a 1. It is these numerical designators that relate it closely to today’s binary computer code. The eight gua form a harmonious group that can be used to determine focus of power and balance. Here’s what the eight gua mean:

The Ba-Gua

There is some speculation that the eight gua categories represents one or a couple of each of the main survivors, but that’s a bit far-fetched at this point. Still, it’s an intriguing thought.

What all this means in relation to who Desmond is, why he’s down in the hatch, and what group this mysterious logo represents is anyone’s guess at this point. Still, it’s pretty obvious that the way the insignia is used in the show, it denotes some sort of group or corporation that is responsible for the creation of the hatch, and, quite possibly, the “security system.” And whoever they are, they’re pretty deep into ancient asian religions and how they relate to balance in the universe.

2. Let’s talk a bit about the words “Quarantine” written on the hatch. First off, the words appear on the inside of the hatch. This means that they were meant only to be seen by Desmond. This could mean a couple of things: whoever built the hatch quarantined Desmond from the rest of the island because they believed there was a sickness out there, or the words are simply a subconcious reminder to Desmond that he is sick and can’t leave. Neither theory can really be proven or debunked at this point, as all the clues could point to either scenario. One such clue is the medicine Desmond injects at the beginning of the episode. It’s obvious he has a ton of it, and it is a prescription drug as denoted by the Rx-1 written on the bottle. The name of the drug? CR - 4-81516-23 42, our favorite numbers. Whether this is actually the name of the drug or a case number that corresponds to the “serial number” written on the outside of the hatch remains to be seen. If I were a betting man, I’d say that the drugs are some sort of psychotropic compound or mental regulator with effects of drugs such as Zoloft or Lithium. Basically, it regulates his mental state. The drug could also be a cocktail of crazy drugs, vitamins, life-sustaining compounds and/or viral and bacterial innoculations. I doubt that, though. More than likely the drug is for a singular purpose.

The strongest indicators for the “island quarantine” theory are two things: first, the presence of the Others and what happened to Rousseau’s crew, and second, the security system. First, Rousseau said that her crew was slowly driven insane until she had no choice but to kill them. What drove them insane has yet to be discovered, but it could have something to do with the effects of the island. It’s clear that it’s a nexus of paranormal activity and perhaps that led to the madness that consumed them. I believe that the island was being researched for one purpose or another by this Dharma group and something went wrong. The quarantine was put in place to keep it clear of interlopers who would learn about or harness the energies of the island. The “security system” was put in place to keep people at bay. Or, possibly, it could be the result of an experiment gone wrong, twisted by the island’s energy. Whatever the case, it’s clear that no one is supposed to be on the island, as evidenced by The Others hardly setting foot there. On the occasions where the Others have been mentioned or have shown up, they have always come from the sea. There have never been any footprints around locations where they’ve been and it has always been by the coast. We know that they have a boat because they kidnapped Walt with it, so perhaps they live on the sea or on a small jetty separate from the main island. This kind of outcropping can be seen in the finale when the raft heads out to sea.

3. The Wall. When Jack goes down the hatch shaft and starts poking around in the compound, he comes upon a crazy wall that has been painted with various things. It’s an intriguing mix of words, numbers and symbology. The wall has a face painted toward the top (hard to tell if it’s a man or woman at this point), hovering above the waves of a sea. Just below that is a large sun with the number “108″ painted in the middle. This number is the sum of 4 8 15 16 23 42. These numbers also appear in the painting, along with one other number - 106. It’s unclear right now what that number signifies, but it’s definitely not the focal number in the sun. Just right of the sun is a large arrow that points up and to the left of the face at the top. Scattered along this arrow and in various other spots are simplistic pictures of houses. To the far right there is a large eye and the words “I’M SICK.” Clearly if Desmond painted this he believes that he is the sick one. One point towards the “personal quarantine” theory. In regards to the eye, it’s obvious that Lost has many references to that - most of the show openings begin with the opening of an eye, Locke refers to seeing into the Eye of the Island and 108 added together equals 9, the numerical equivalent to the letter “I.” Intriguing. I don’t know what it all means just yet, but it’s crazy as hell.

4. Mirrors. Another theme that is explored throughout the series is with mirrors, or, more specifically, opposites. Now with the addition of the ba-gua and yin yang, the concept of balance and opposition saturates the show. From the very beginning we had hints as to this theme: Locke explains backgammon to Walt by describing it as a battle between two forces, that of light and dark. Further along, we see the dichotomy of faith versus science as Locke and Jack knock heads. Most recently in the premiere, Shannon sees Walt who has a message for her. He moves and speaks backwards, saying, “Don’t push the button, the button is bad.” And now, the theme is taken even further with the addition of the Dharma logo and the presence of the multiple mirrors in the hatch complex. Every survivor is being forced to look upon themselves and their pasts and attempt to resolve those things. The Island itself has acted as a sort of mirror, forcing everyone to see themselves more clearly. To me, it all sort of comes together with the hatch. It’s very reminiscent of Through the Looking Glass. A world turned topsy-turvy, things out of place, a funhouse of strange characters and smoke and mirrors. Locke is like the white rabbit, frantic to get to his destiny, and he’s leading everyone down down down into the rabbit hole. Too bad Desmond doesn’t wear a mad hat.

5. Mama Cass.

Nobody can tell ya
There’s only one song worth singing
They may try and sell ya
Cause it hangs them up
To see someone like you

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

It can’t be nowhere
The loneliest kind of lonely
It may be
Just to do your thing is the hardest thing to do

You gotta make your own kind of music
Sing your own special song
Make your own kind music
Even if nobody else sings along

And if you will not take my hand
Then I must be going, I’ll understand

The first seasonal intermezzo - and it was only the week between the first and second episodes!
(Article published on Sept. 24, 2005)

This little adventure with numbers was inspired by this quote from Damon Lindelof:

“The only number was always sort of a key number was 23, and anybody who knows anything about Robert Anton Wilson or any of his writing can read into that what they will. That’s an important number in terms of the scheme of the show.”

Now, hearing Lindelof speak the holy name of Mr. Wilson made my ears perk. The number 23 has always been special to me … I use it all the time, and see it pop up everywhere. It all started with The Illuminatus! Trilogy that Robert wrote with Robert Shea back in the day. It’s a mindfuck of epic proportions that really changes the way you think about the world and the secret organizations that really run things. It’s loopy, parts of it are sheer parody, but there are certain sections of the book that will make your head feel as though it’s three sizes too small to contain the thoughts it generates. I don’t have time to go into all of it in this post, but rest assured that I will return soon to fill your Lost-addled minds with thoughts of the law of fives, the I-Ching, the Discordians, Adam Weishaupt and 23 skidoo.

For now, however, I simply present you with an exercise in sequential numerology. But first, a quote from Mr. Wilson on the mysterious number 23:

“There is nothing special about it, if you are not aware of it. However, once you know, you will see it everywhere. And now, you know.”

Let’s take the magic numbers and see what fun we can have with them:
4 8 15 16 23 42

Now, first off, we all know by now that all the numbers added together equal 108. Also, 1, 0 and 8 added together equals 9. As Liz has mentioned, the number 9 corresponds to the letter “I” in our alphabet. It’s a neat fact, but we won’t delve into that with this lesson.

Assuming that, in sequential numerology, a zero is insignificant, let’s take a look at some things.

First, let’s add the even sets together.
4+8=12, 15+16=31, 23+42=65

Then add those paired integers together …
1+2=3, 3+1=4, 6+5=11

Finally, let’s add the result triplet.
3+4+11=18

Now, we all know that
1+8=9

Cool, huh? Wait, it gets better.

Let’s add the first two sets together, but this time, since 23 is a power number (I’ll explain that later in another post with the law of fives) we don’t add 23 with another pair. So …
4+8=12, 15+16=31, 23, 42

Then …
1+2=3, 3+1=4, 2+3=5, 4+2=6

We now have a sequential set.
3, 4, 5, 6

Of course, add them all together and you get 18 again. Add them once more, you get 9.

Now, let’s take that sequential set one step further and add them out of order.
3+6=9, 4+5=9

Two sets of nines. Getting funky, isn’t it?

Finally, let’s add the sequential set in another order.
4+6=10, 3+5=8

Put ‘em together, what d’ya get?
108

Getting the picture?

And now, you know. Happy hunting.

Analysis for Season Two, Episode Two - “Adrift”
(Article published on Sept. 29, 2005)

Today’s Lost thoughts will go all over the board, but that’s the beauty of the show - so many clues, such imagination, so little time. So, bear with me and I’ll try to keep my ruminations and revelations to a manageable length.

THE SHARK


Check out this primitive screencapping! Ah, the good old days, when we had to chisel the image on stone tablets.

By now, all of you have probably seen that the shark had a variation of the DHARMA logo that appears all over Desmond’s bunker. I say variation because the two are definitely not the same. Look at the comparison:

The image at left is in the hatch compound. The image at right is an approximation of what appears on the shark’s tail. It’s difficult to make out all the details from the screen caps I’ve seen so far, but two things are definitely obvious: the swan and word DHARMA are no longer there, and the Ba-Gua is rotated counterclockwise one “notch.”

What the difference means in the long run is anyone’s guess, but the orientation of the Ba-Gua is telling. According to the principles of Feng Shui, the orientation has to do with the balance of things in regards to how you want the flow of energy in a room or environment. I think that could apply here, but a more plausible idea, to me at least, is that the Ba-Gua is simply a way for the “organization” to classify things according to duty/function. It could also be a way to organize and mark different projects. The hatch “project” could be a separate entity from the project that was utilizing the shark. The sole unifying symbology that ties the projects together within the same organization is the base Ba-Gua.

Damn I wish I could find a picture of Jin’s watch.

THE HATCH
Quite a few revelations from last night’s hatch sequences. Here’s what we can glean so far:

  • The DHARMA logo that I recreated from last week is absolutely correct. We see it super-clear when Locke investigates one of the markings as he’s entering. It also appears on just about everything in the supply room where Kate was being held. It’s undeniable that whatever Desmond’s mixed up in, it involves a large group or organization with huge monetary resources.

  • The password for the computer is the sequence of our favorite numbers. They are used to reset a counter that’s counting down from 108, probably 108 hours. This is essentially a “dead man’s switch,” a failsafe protocol used during the Cold War in nuclear facilities and other military operations. Basically, a compound was manned by two (and, sometimes more) individuals whose duty was to reset a timer every few hours to prevent the launch of missiles. The concept is that if anything happened to the country where the compound has housed and it managed to kill off a large majority of the populace, including the crew, the timer would never be reset and would trigger a launch. It’s also been applied to self-destruct mechanisms in military operations, as well. Just like in a missile silo, a crew is set in a compound to protect it. They reset a timer every few hours to prevent detonation of self-destruct devices. If the compound was ever taken over by hostile forces, only the crew knew the password or secret switch to prevent the detonation. When the hostile forces couldn’t stop the countdown - boom. Exactly what Desmond’s preventing, I’m not sure. Honestly, I think the dead man’s switch may do nothing. It’s all a research project.
  • Those shoes are Locke’s. I believe he takes them off after seeing the DHARMA logo. I need to rewatch to make sure, but that would be interesting, especially in relation to the ba-gua and eastern traditions.
  • Desmond’s expecting someone, possibly a replacement or someone from a survival team.
  • Desmond believes that the world has suffered some catastrophic event, as he asks Locke “Is the world still there?” while questioning him. He also asks Locke about the sickness, wondering which people in his group have exhibited symptoms. Desmond’s confirmation of a sickness on the island reinforces Danielle’s story of what happened to her crew. Did Desmond and Danielle’s cohorts succumb to the same illness? Or are they the ones that are infected and have been left on the island for either quarantine or for study?
  • Although this is something we all pretty much knew, the hatch has probably been there for over 20 years since Locke says he hasn’t seen one of those computers “in over 20 years.” Desmond, however, couldn’t possibly have been down there for that long.
  • Raise your hand if you think Desmond and Jack have more of a past than just running into each other at a stadium.

THE CANDY BAR
When Kate’s in the supply room, she stumbles on a batch of candy bars. The name on the wrapper says “Apollo.” There are several wild theories flying around the web right now as to exactly what that means. Personally, before I even saw any of the theories, I thought it was interesting that it referenced the god Apollo, who is the ruler of the sun. Last week, on the mural, we had the prominent sun depicted, with the 108 in the center. We even have character named Sun.

Although it’s fascinating to dig deep into the mystery of the island, and I do believe the writers, directors and set artists have a ball hiding little details, sometimes a candy bar is just a candy bar.

I do believe, however, that Kate shouldn’t have eaten any of the food. It could be laced with who knows what. But that is a discussion for another time.

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By the way, What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“I smell carrots.”

Analysis for Season Two, Episode Three - “Orientation”
(Article published on Oct. 6, 2005)

Well, folks, it’s Thursday, and that means it’s time for my weekly ramblings on last night’s episode of Lost. I feel a bit ill-prepared this go-around, as I only watched the episode once. That’s okay, though, as I always have more fun coming up with ideas and theories from the dark recesses of my own mind.

THINGS WE THOUGHT WE KNEW THAT NOW WE REALLY KNOW. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1) The design of the DHARMA logo we speculated two weeks ago is correct, except that the R is not reversed.

2) The timeline of when Desmond arrived on the island was about three years ago. Most of us agreed that it had to be around two to three years. Everyone who’s been harping that he came to the island with Rousseau just needs to shut the hell up.

3) The Dharma Initiative was a scientific consortium dedicated to studying the island’s effects. I’ll go into more detail about this later on.

4) Sarah and Jack did get married, but obviously something happened to break them up. More about this later.

5) By the end of the season, Sayid will have constructed an inter-island communications system using only coconuts.

THE DHARMA INITIATIVE
Well, what can I say about that little orientation film other than HOLY CRAP. Almost all of our questions were answered, but, as usual, a million more were raised. Basically what we learned is that the DHARMA Initiative was begun back in the early seventies and funded by the Hanso Foundation, an organization created by Alvar Hanso, a former weapons munitioner-turned-philanthropist. The DHARMA Initiative was created to study six scientific areas that exist on the fringe, the third one - Electromagnetic Research Initiative - being the station that includes the hatch. The six projects likely began around 1980 as that is the copyright date on the film, although the Initiative actually began earlier, but fell prey to an unnamed “incident” early in its inception.

At one point during the film, the presenter mentions the works of B.F. Skinner, which is very telling of the motivations behind the Hanso Foundation and the DHARMA Initiative. Skinner was a psychologist who pioneered many revolutionary and controversial psychological theories and experiment, most notably those of operant conditioning, which involved the study of positive and negative reinforcements. Another particular area of study that might relate to the island and its occupants is superstition.

The following is an article excerpt which describes Skinner’s research on superstition among pigeons and humans:

Skinner placed a series of hungry pigeons in a cage attached to an automatic mechanism that delivered food to the pigeon ‘at regular intervals with no reference whatsoever to the bird’s behaviour.’ Whatever chance actions each bird had been performing as food was delivered was strengthened, so the bird continued to perform the same actions:

“One bird was conditioned to turn anti-clockwise about the cage, making two or three turns between reinforcements. Another repeatedly thrust its head into one of the upper corners of the cage. A third developed a ‘tossing’ response, as if placing its head beneath an invisible bar and lifting it repeatedly. Two birds developed a pendulum motion of the head and body, in which the head was extended forward and swung from right to left with a sharp movement followed by a somewhat slower return.”

The experiment might be said to demonstrate a sort of superstition. The bird behaves as if there were a causal relation between its behaviour and the presentation of food, although such a relation is lacking. There are many analogies in human behaviour. Rituals for changing one’s luck at cards are good examples. A few accidental connections between a ritual and favourable consequences suffice to set up and maintain the behaviour in spite of many non-reinforced instances. The bowler who has released a ball down the alley but continues to behave as if he were controlling it by twisting and turning his arm and shoulder is another case in point. These behaviours have, of course, no real effect upon one’s luck or upon a ball half way down an alley, just as in the present case the food would appear as often if the pigeon did nothing - or, more strictly speaking, did something else.

If you made it through all that, congratulations. You get the grand prize … I’m going to tell you about something else Skinner pioneered that’s gonna blow your mind: The Skinner Box.

Remember when Lenny was screaming “You opened the box!” to Hurley when he was visiting the nut hatch? Well, let me tell you about a Skinner box. The box is an operant conditioning chamber that can accommodate an animal. Conditioning chambers have at least one operandum that can automatically detect the occurrence of a behavioral response or action. Typical operanda for monkeys and rats are “response levers”; if the subject presses the lever, the opposite end moves and closes a switch that is monitored by a computer or other programmed device. Typical operanda for pigeons and other birds are “response keys” with a switch that closes if the bird pecks at the key with sufficient force. The other minimal requirement of a conditioning chamber is that it have a means of delivering a primary reinforcer or unconditioned stimulus like food or water.

With such a simple configuration, one operandum and one feeder, it is possible to investigate uncountable psychological phenomena. Modern conditioning chambers typically have many operanda, like many response levers, two or more feeders and a variety of devices capable of generating stimuli (lights, sounds, chords, figures, drawings, etc.) in the chamber … kinda like a timer that counts backwards from 108.

Intriguing, eh? Is the hatch and, more importantly, the entire island just one big psychological experiment? Or is the Hanso Foundation really seeking out fringe scientific realms? I have a feeling it’s probably both. After all, it’s a big island, and the presenter in the orientation film did say that there were five other stations.

THE THIRD POLICEMAN
For weeks now, the writers and producers have leaked to the media and public word that a new literary reference was going to pop up in the show. This book, The Third Policeman, would only show up for a second, but for diehard fans it could mean another literary link to clues they need to decipher what’s going on with the island. Well, after seeing last night’s episode, I’m convinced that The Third Policeman is a red herring - a subtle in-joke by the writers and producers, having some fun with the rabid fans. The story is basically a surreal comedic trip into a strange world filled with conspiracy, chaos, philosophy and several wild goose chases. Effectively, the book is a scattered collection of ideas and wild theories, all put together and narrated by a dead man. It’s an interesting read, but it seems to me that it reflects more on the fans than the show. I mean, we’re all the ones sitting around, piecing together wild-eyed theories about what’s going on with the island, and the people behind the show love it. I also believe that Locke’s wild-eyed statement of “We’re gonna need to watch that again” after watching the orientation film was a hilarious jab at all of us that watch the episodes over and over looking for clues. I can only imagine that half the viewers would have said the same thing Locke said afterwards because they all knew they were gonna have to watch it again. It’s a brilliant bit of writing.

So, in my opinion, The Third Policeman is a wild goose chase, but an interesting read nonetheless. If I was a betting man, I’d put my money on Turn of the Screw by Henry James, instead. It’s the book that the orientation film is hidden behind, and I imagine that its contents will play a larger part in the whole of the rest of the season. For those who’ve never read it, it’s a ghost story, filled with people who believe easily in what they are seeing, and those that are torn between what they see and what they believe. Its overall theme has already been carried through with Jack, seeing his father and not wanting to believe, and I have a feeling that somewhere this season, a certain deceased survivor is going to start showing up to haunt Locke.

But that’s just my opinion.

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That about wraps it up for this extra bit of fluff, but before I go I just want to thank all of you out there who have written emails or left comments over the past two seasons saying how much you enjoy Down the Hatch and all the work that goes into it. That really means the world to me, and it makes the 17 sleepless Wednesday and Thursday nights in a season all worthwhile.

If any of you would like to see additional features over Lost’s hiatus, drop me a line and let me know. Or, better yet, leave a comment on this or another Down the Hatch. That way your mail won’t get lost amongst the spam. I can only eat so many cans, so fast.

Until next time, keep thinking those thoughts, and if you have an epiphany, tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.


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“The Incident” Recap and Analysis …

Previously, on Lost: Before he dies at the hands of his own mother in the past, Dan sets in motion a plan to change the course of the future by using a hydrogen bomb to blow the crap out of a hole in the ground that houses massive electromagnetic energy. That sounds even crazier when you read it out loud. People, we’ve come a long way since the days when we got all excited because there was a single man at the bottom of the Hatch.

This week, on Lost: We open on the eye … of a spinning wheel. A lone man with handmade clothes and sandals sits at the loom, inside a stone room, creating what we soon discover is a tapestry, decorated with the Eye of Horus and some notations in Greek. We cut to the weaver outside, on a beach, where he wades into the water and fetches a conical fish trap. A solitary fish is caught inside. Our mystery man takes the fish to a heated rock, where he prepares it for his lunch. He sits against a log to eat, and stares out into the open ocean where a large sailing vessel approaches on the horizon. The man, as we shall soon find out, is Jacob.

A man, dressed in black, approaches and the two greet each other. Jacob offers him food, but he passes saying that he just ate. The man in black, let’s call him Esau for now, sits down and the two discuss the ship that is approaching. Esau knows that it was Jacob that allowed the ship to find the Island, and he speaks his mind. Esau tells Jacob that it will always end the same, with people bringing fighting, destruction and corruption. Jacob tells Esau that it doesn’t end, that there is only one ending and that everything before that ending is simply progress. Esau squares his jaw and looks at Jacob. “You have any idea how badly I want to kill you? One of these days, sooner or later, I’m going to find a loophole, my friend.”

Jacob looks back, calmly, “Well when you do, I’ll be right here.”

They say their goodbyes, and Esau stands and walks down the beach. We pan slowly back, past the two age-old adversaries, and a large foot is revealed followed by the rest of the Statue; its head seemingly that of a crocodile.

Cue the swirling Lost!

This first scene is not the last we’ve seen of Jacob in the finale; our mysterious man in white with ambiguous motives pops up in various flashbacks, having over the years helped to steer the lives and fates of many who came to the Island. Let’s recount those here, for ease of reading and to aid in my sanity in keeping this recap from dissolving into chaos.

A very young Kate and her future dead boyfriend, Tom, hatch a plan to steal the New Kids on the Block lunchbox that will later house their notes and Tom’s coveted toy plane. While Tom is on lookout, Kate puts the lunchbox in her backpack. On the way out, they are stopped by the shopkeeper and he says that he is going to call the police. A man offers to buy the lunchbox to keep the two out of trouble; that man is, of course, Jacob. He leans down and asks Kate if she is ever going to steal again, to which she shakes her head. We know, of course, that this is a lie, as she is always trying to steal the man that belongs to somebody else while on the Island. Jacob BOOPS her nose with the tip of his finger.


Oh, Kate … you’ve been wanting what’s not yours for so very long.

It’s the day of the funeral for the parents of James “Sawyer” Ford. He sits on the church steps and begins to craft his “Dear Mr. Sawyer I will kill you by strangling you with chains” letter. His pen runs dry, but a man approaches and offers him another pen. It’s Jacob, and he says that he’s sorry about James’s parents. When he leaves, one of James’s relatives - probably his uncle - asks to see what he’s writing. James hands over the letter. His uncle tells James that he should forget about vengeance and move on with his life, saying that “what’s done is done.”

It’s a sunny day in LA and Sayid and Nadia are walking along, talking about how to spend their anniversary. Nadia has misplaced her sunglasses, and starts poking around in her purse, trying to locate them. They begin to cross the street, but Sayid is stopped by a man asking for directions. That man is Jacob. As Sayid provides directions, Nadia has found her sunglasses and turns to tell Sayid. Unfortunately, they do not have streets in Iraq and so Nadia does not know that most drivers, especially those in the US, will not hesitate to run down beautiful women who stand in the crosswalk. Something very gruesome happens. Sayid runs to her and she asks him to take her home before she passes away, holding his hand.

In what seems like a military hospital, a woman with several layers of face bandages lies in bed. it’s Ilana. Her nurse tells her that she has a visitor. The visitor is Jacob. He tells her that he is sorry for not visiting sooner. He takes her hand and asks her, in Russian, if she will help him. With teary eyes, she agrees.

Outside a building on a sunny day, Jacob is sitting on a park bench reading a book of short stories by Flannery O’Connor. Behind him, a man falls to the ground with a thud. Jacob calmly gets up and walks over to find John Locke, after he has been pushed out the window by his loving and doting father, Anthony - also known as Tom Sawyer. Locke appears either comatose or dead, but when Jacob reaches down and touches Locke, he wakes up. Jacob says that he is sorry that this has happened to him. Sorry doesn’t cut it, mister - Locke’s going to be eating a big ol’ dirt sandwich after suffering like hell for a lot longer because of you.

In Korea, Sun and Jin exchange vows at their wedding. In the receiving line, Jacob approaches them both and tells them, in Korean, to always cherish each other and never let go.

Jack is in surgery - the same surgery he tells Kate about in the very first episode, in which he rips open a girl’s dural sac and must fix it. Of course, Jack didn’t tell the whole truth, and it’s actually his father, Christian, who must calm Jack down and teach him the “count to 5″ method. Later, out of surgery, Jack berates his father for making him look like a jackass in the OR. We’re pretty sure Jack has always made himself look like a jackass - he doesn’t need any help. Anyway, Christian says that it’s not him that doesn’t believe in Jack. Just before his confrontation, Jack had been trying to get an Apollo candy bar from a vending machine. As his father walks off, Jacob walks up with the candy bar in his hand and offers it to Jack. Jack takes the candy, along with a short touch from Jacob’s hand, and Jacob says that all it probably needed was a little push. As an aside, that might be one of the best moments of writing this season.

Hurley is being released from prison after he has confessed to three murders which he didn’t commit. As he leaves prison and attempts to enter a cab, he discovers a man already in the car. It’s Jacob, and he has a guitar case. Jacob asks Hurley if he wants to share a ride, and Hurley agrees. A little bit down the road, Jacob asks Hurley why he won’t go back to the Island, so Hurley assumes that Jacob is dead. Jacob assures him that he’s very much alive. Hurley tells Jacob that he can’t go back to the Island because he’s cursed, and everyone around him he cares about seems to die. Jacob tells Hurley that he should really feel as though he’s blessed, because Hugo can still see his loved ones, even after death. Jacob then tells Hurley everything he needs in order to get him on Ajira Flight 316 and exits the cab. He leaves the guitar in Hurley’s care.

Now, with Jacob’s instances of life guidance out of the way, let’s start counting down the events leading up to the toughest finale death(s) yet.

Back in 1977, Sawyer, Juliet and little Miss Demeanor are handcuffed in the Galaga, on their way back to the mainland and away from the Island. Kate explains how they need to get back to stop Jack from blowing the holy hell out of everything. Sawyer doesn’t care, but Juliet does, so she does what she does best besides look beautiful: kicks someone’s ass. They uncuff themselves and convince the captain, at gunpoint, to raise the sub so they can get off. He does.

Meanwhile, in the catacombs beneath Dharmaville, Jack, Sayid, Ellie and Richard are figuring out fun things to do with an H-bomb. Sayid has Daniel’s journal, which outlines in great detail how to dismantle the bomb and get at the explosive core. Of course it does.


Excerpts from: Care and Maintenance of Your 1956 U.S. Government-built Hydrogen Bomb. Chapter 1: No One Likes a Mr. Butterfingers!

Back in 2008, Locke has the Others on the move, and he ventures over to Ben to see how the ol’ murdering son of a gun is holding up. Turns out Ben’s just fine, and Locke finds out that Ben has been tasked with doing everything Locke says because Ben’s dead daughter, Alex, told him so or she’d kill him. Locke likes the sound of all that, and tells Ben that he’s going to be the one to kill Jacob when they get there. And why? Because, for all his service to the island, Ben was still treated like a red-headed stepchild.

Back in 1977, in Jughead’s lair, Sayid has removed the core and rigged the bomb so he can set it to detonate on impact. Jack asks Richard to guide them out of there, and they bust a whole in a masonry wall that leads into one of the Dharma bungalows. Ellie tries to lead them out, but Richard cracks her on the back of the head in order to protect her, and insists, at gunpoint, that Jack and Sayid go on without them. They scoot their heinies along rather quickly.

Once topside, the duo find a Dharma jumper for Sayid and just mosey out the front door. As they are attempting to escape the chaos that is ensuing at the Dharma camp, Roger recognizes Sayid as the man who kidnapped and subsequently shot his son. Sayid tries to warn Roger that there’s a thermonuclear device strapped to his back, but Roger doesn’t listen and shoots Sayid in the gut.


“Ow. Dammit, why does ‘don’t shoot, I’m carrying a thermonuclear device’ have to take so long to say …”

Jack turns from doctor to unlikely commando, and boom boom pows his way through several Dharma flunkies with guns. Grabbing Sayid, the two make a dash for it, but are soon overrun by Dharma dudes. Fearing the worst for our team (not really because it’s just Jack, after all), it looks like it could be doom for the dynamic duo … until Team Hispasian drives up in a Dharma van and rescues them. Jack throws Sayid into the van with a grin and they all zoom off into the jungle of mystery, and straight toward the Swan site.

Back at sea, Team Confidence has landed their raft on a corner of the Island they don’t recognize. What they do soon recognize is a familiar character running out of the jungle … Vincent!


Yay! Vincent! Good boy, that’s a good boy … it’s good to see one character that I still like that hasn’t been killed off yet … what a good dog. What … nice blonde hair blowing in the beach breeze, such a cute grin, with a lovely low-cut pink shirt … I’m sorry, what was I saying?

Team Confidence is soon joined by two more familiar faces: Rose and Bernard, who have been living out their retired existence in the jungle since all of them arrived with the last quantum leap. Sawyer asks them why they never joined up with them and the Dharma Initiative, and Rose tells them it’s because they had everything they needed and were done with all the drama. Kate tells them that the team is on the way to stop Jack because he’s got a bomb and the Island’s in peril … to which Rose responds: “It’s always something with you people.” Oh, Rose. Classic. Finally, Team Confidence asks the way to Dharmaville and Rose points the way, but not before she tells them that all that really matters is holding onto each other and then Sawyer looks longingly over at Scrunchy Face and Juliet sees him, and the whole house of cards comes crashing down. The team turns and leaves, and Juliet quietly falls in line in the back, resigned to her fate of losing the man she loves … to some flip-flopping floozy.

Back in the Dharma bus to Crazy Town, Sayid is bleeding from the gut like a faucet in The Shining and Jack is yelling about all manner of crazy shit, like the bomb he has in a pack in the back.


“Name’s Ash. Housewares.” This episode directed by Sam Raimi.

Soon, Hurley has to stop the bus because, in the middle of the road, is a group that’s almost as crazy as the bats in the back of his van - Team Confidence - and they’re well-armed.


They’re well-armed, and they’re all on their marks. Look at Kate’s left foot - hell, she’s standing on her mark.

Let’s not forget about Team Trust Jacob back in 2008 - they’ve made their way over to the main Island with Lapidus in custody, and Ilana and Bram have been going on about him being “the Candidate.” Frank hears all this and wonders what the hell is going on. They tell him that they’re the good guys, which he’s heard before and not liked the outcome from that encounter. They give him a peek inside Pandora’s Box, and he likes the contents of that even less. They set out across the Island and find Jacob’s cabin, the protective ash circle broken and the contents of the shack empty. Ilana finds a cloth note inside, and surmise that the cabin hasn’t been used in almost 30 years. They set fire to it, and set off to find Jacob at another location.

Meanwhile, Team Island has arrived at the old Oceanic survivors’ camp, abandoned for almost three years. They take a break, and Sun finds Aaron’s old baby crib, along with Charlie’s old Drive Shaft ring.


See? “You all everybody …”

After the break, Team Island make their way over to the remains of the statue and Locke decides that it’s just about time that Richard let him see Jacob, already.

Before we go on, there’s one final flashback that needs to be recapped here. A very young Juliet is sitting on a couch with her sister Rachel, listening to their parents discuss a divorce. Juliet is not happy. Her mother tells her that she and her father just aren’t meant to be together and sometimes love is not enough. She gets the line about how she’ll understand when she’s older. She doesn’t however, hear the part about how love can sometimes lead to fiery atomic death at the bottom of a hole after being dragged down by magnetic levitated chains. But I’m getting ahead of myself. Juliet storms off, and doesn’t want to hear any more.

Back in 1977, the Crazy Bus has parked, and Sawyer has asked Jack to step into the jungle for a little chat. They sit down and Sawyer’s all like what’s your deal bub and Jack’s all like I have a reason for being here and I’m gonna blow some shit up and Sawyer’s all like whatever, dude, what’s done is done and Jack’s all like shut your pie hole I wanna change things and Sawyer’s all like WTF? and Jack’s all like I like whores and Sawyer’s all like ohhhhhhhh yeah apparently me too but you can have her she’s right over there and Jack’s all like cool beans and Sawyer’s all like I’ll punch you in the face because you’re like Locke crazy. And he does. And they fight.


For a moment there it seemed like old times, until I remembered they weren’t fighting over a girl, they were fighting over a freakin’ atomic bomb.

Juliet finally breaks the silly boys up and tells Sawyer that he’s being a moron because of course they need to help Jack blow some shit up. Sawyer is understandably confused because Juliet has just activated the full-on 180° decision center in her female brain and changed her mind completely. Normally the realm of Kate, Juliet momentarily tapped into her estrogen reserves and turned the whole world on its head. At any rate, she tells Sawyer that it’s because she can’t have him and if she can’t have him then she wants to never have had him, because she can’t stand to lose him. Sawyer, of course, is all “whut?” like a dumb guy who’s been caught dreaming about the girl next door instead of his beautiful wife. He reluctantly agrees to help the woman that he loves with his rational side, and they set off toward the Dharma van to help.

Back at the Dharma van, Kate and Jack share a moment, reminiscing about episode one where she stitched him back up, and it’s kinda tender but whatever, I hate her because she’s about to be the cause of something that’s very, very unforgivable.

Jack grabs his thermonuclear backpack and sets off for the Swan, hoping to change the course of history and all of their destinies.

Meanwhile, in 2008, night has fallen at the Giant Foot and Locke is just about ready to see Jacob. He asks Richard to guide him and Ben into Jacob’s abode, but Richard hesitates. Richard says that that’s not how it works, to which Locke responds that he thinks they’re just making all this up as they go along. Nice little dig there to the doubting masses out in the TV crowd. Richard kinda just shrugs with his well-manicured eyebrows, pushes on a stone and opens a doorway into the base of the Foot. Locke asks Ben if he’s coming along, and they make their way inside. Locke asks Ben if he’s ready to do what’s needed, and hands him a knife. Ben hesitates, but eventually takes the blade.

Back in 1977, the remainder of Teams Boom Boom Pow, Hispasian and Confidence are all hanging out at the Dharma van when they see a Dharma Jeep tear-assing through a clearing on its way to the Swan. Realizing that Jack is about to be ambushed, they all jump back on the Crazy Bus and make their way over to the Swan site.

At the Swan, things are getting a little out of hand. Dr. Chang wants to shut everything down, but Radzinsky isn’t having it. They’re hitting the pocket of energy now, and Radz decides there’s no stopping progress at this point. Phil and his armed goons show up, just as Jack is making his way down to the site. Jack’s ninja training goes out the window as he’s soon spotted, and a mini-firefight ensues. It looks like Jack might be surrounded until the A-Team arrive in their powder blue van and open fire on the Dharma goons. The group manage to take down several of the Dharma folks and Sawyer maneuvers his way over to Phil to see if he can stop the whole thing.


It’s just like watching the A-Team, all over again. Only people actually got shot here.

Sawyer manages to wrangle Phil and convince the other Dharma crew members to drop their weapons. Dr. Chang tries to shut down the drill, but it has reached the electromagnetic pocket and there’s no stopping it now. Jack makes his way over to the edge of the drill pit with the innards from Jughead, and preps the bomb. He hovers over the edge for a moment before dropping the payload into the pit. Down, down, down it tumbles, and Juliet, Sawyer and the others grit their teeth and close their eyes, hoping they’ve done the right thing.

And then … nothing happens.


“Uhhhhhh, guys? We might have a problem here. Was I supposed to pull a pin or something? Is Sayid still conscious? Let’s ask him.”

And then … all hell breaks loose, and things will never be the same again.

The drill bursts into the EM pocket and everything metal around the dig site begins to be pulled toward the pit. A toolbox flies off a perch and knocks Jack out cold. A piece of the drilling tower collapses, trapping Dr. Chang’s hand, until Miles is able to free it. Radzinsky and his team try to escape in a Jeep, but it’s no use as it’s tipped over. Phil finds a gun and has Sawyer in his sights, until he is hit by debris and knocked to the ground. Several pieces of metal piping fly through the air, and one pierces the Juliet-abusing bastard right in the chest.


Sweet justice.

And then … the unthinkable happens. A length of chain swirls up in the grasp of the magnetic pulse and tangles around Juliet’s legs, dragging her helplessly over to the deep pit …


No, no no no … I knew it was coming, but I’m not ready …


Hang on, honey, please …


Sawyer! Sawyer has her!


Don’t you let go, you bastard … don’t you let go …


She’s saying she loves him … she’s saying goodbye … he’s losing his grip, no …

And then … Juliet is gone.

It’s 2008 again. The foot of the statue. I’m still numb as we see Team Trust Jacob make their way toward The Others. Guns are drawn. They ask to speak to Ricardus, and Richard steps forward. “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” she asks Richard. “Ille qui nos omnes servabit,” he replies. He who will save us all.

That’s good enough for Ilana, and they bring their big, shiny box over, opening the top and tipping its contents out into the sand. Richard moves around the box, and we see the slow reveal of what’s been inside all this time.


In an unprecedented one-two punch that has all of us reeling, it’s the body of John Locke, which means that Locke really is dead …

… and Ben is inside the base of the Foot with an imposter. The fake Locke, Focke if you will, and Ben head into the chamber, where Jacob is waiting. Jacob recognizes his old adversary despite the disguise, and mentions that it looks like he might have found that loophole. Jacob approaches Ben and tells him that no matter what he has been told by Focke, Ben still has a choice. Ben just rolls the word choice around in his head like a poison apple, until he asks Jacob why he was never treated very special. Ben lead for so long and as soon as Locke shows up, he’s lead up to Jacob like he was Moses. Ben just wants to know one thing: “What about me?”

Jacob looks Ben right in the eye and without an ounce of emotion or hesitation says: “What about you?”

Then Ben gets all stabby.


“… and I never got that pony when I was 11!!!”

Jacob falls to the ground, bleeding profusely and spitting blood, and in a final whisper tells Focke that “they’re coming.” Focke’s eyes get real big and he pushes Jacob’s body into the fire in the center of the room where he goes up like a cord of dry wood.

It’s 1977 one final time, and the Swan site is a picture of chaos. Metal is twisted everywhere and Jack is just coming to, in a daze, ears muffled, actions slowed. Kate pulls Sawyer off the wreckage of the drilling tower despite his furious protests.

We travel down, deep down into the pit now, past the crumpled remains of the drilling tower and the various tools and scrap pulled down by the electromagnetic pulse. Down here, amongst the twisted metallic remains, lies Juliet’s body, beaten and bloodied. In a more heartwrenching moment than when she first fell, we watch her eyes open and realize that she is broken … but she is alive.


The battered, but still painfully beautiful Juliet turns her head to see the H-bomb nestled in mud at the bottom of the pit. She pulls from her last remaining strength and rolls to her side, finding a rock and grasping it with all her might. With tears in her eyes and a soulful cry for everything to just be set right, she begins to bash the bomb …


After her eighth desperate hit, everything suddenly goes very white, and …


Cue the thonk!


This week’s drink recipe is a simple one, filled with emotion for a fallen femme, most fine. I lost my beloved Juliet to a horrific, fiery, atomic death in this finale, and I intend to offer up a final toast to her with my own recipe, and spend a moment of silence in remembrance.

THE JULIET

  • 2 oz. light rum
  • 1.5 oz. Limoncello
  • Ginger ale
  • Teaspoon of sugar (or, preferably, a simple syrup)
  • Lemon wedge

Gently place the rum, Limoncello and sugar in a shaker, and cradle it like a lover. Passionately mix the liquids and strain over ice into a cocktail glass. Add the ginger ale for that spice that makes for one tough dish. Garnish with the lemon wedge, to remind us all of her blonde beauty. Enjoy. Responsibly. She may be tough, but she’s also classy.

Well, here we are. The end of another season of Lost. The end of another arc of sometimes-incomprehensible plot twists, character developments, insane plans and, quite often, credulity-straining storylines. This season also marks the end of the story, for now, of more beloved characters. For me, the toll for this season was particularly harsh, as two of my absolute favorite characters were revealed to reach their end within minutes of one another. I dealt with losing Boone and Shannon, Libby’s demise was particularly harsh, but we had only invested half of a season in getting to know her. Charlie’s sacrifice choked me up a bit, despite my total disinterest in his character, and Charlotte’s passing was all so matter-of-fact.

This time, though, with the passing of Juliet, they finally reached into my heart and pulled something out. I feel the same way about Locke, honestly; whether anyone realized it or not, these two characters - with the exception of Hurley - had become the true heart of the show. Both were passionate people who led rough lives and only sought acceptance and redemption. The cornerstone of their emotion and dedication anchored the series in a way that I can’t imagine will be replaced in the final season.

Hurley will pull his weight, I’m sure, but we’re left trying to care about Jack and Kate, two characters who have always been on a collision course toward their own self-interests. Sayid is practically dead, but since the death of Shannon and now Nadia, he has had nothing to live for and not much drive to do much with the life he does have. Sawyer, too, found his peace and his heart with Juliet; now, without her, he’s likely to drift on the wind as he did before. Thankfully we have Sun and Jin, and their possible reunion, as a deeply emotional foundation. And, hopefully, we will see Penny and Desmond play a large role in whatever unfolds next season.

So, did I ultimately enjoy the finale? Mostly. It was big and bold and filled with heavy themes much like the other finales. Unfortunately, unlike the other finales, we weren’t left with that emotional punch in the gut that can only come from character. Unless that bomb really did explode and reset things, Juliet’s really dead. So is Locke. All we’re left with right now is this eternal struggle between “gods”… not people. In the first three seasons, all we had was people. We knew that the story of the Island was going to be far greater than the sum of its parts, but as it stands after the finale, it seems as though the Island really doesn’t need much from its parts. If everyone involved is just a pawn in a struggle that has been going on for eons, why should we care? We’ve stuck with all this insanity, through thick and thin, because we care about what happens to the people we’ve come to know and love - or hate.

Sure, I hate Kate, but I do care what ultimately happens to Kate because she is a flawed human like all the rest of us. Do I really care that Jacob died in a fire in the finale? Absolutely not, because right now his struggle is not mine. This is the ultimate conundrum for the writers next season, and the fine tightrope they will have to walk in order to make all this work. How can they bring this huge, all-encompassing theme back down to the level of the individual characters involved in the story? After killing off what seems to be at least the strongest force for the Island up until this point, how will they cope with the loss of Locke? Was Jack just being groomed for the role and that’s why his attitude has changed so greatly over the season? I won’t buy that, and neither will many other fans. The writers have their work cut out for them, and I do not envy them.

However, I will say this: they deserve that hardship after holding so much back from us all season, just to reveal amazingly big secrets in the finale. It almost felt like I was watching the pilot for another show for a little bit there.

Now, all of that is said and done, let’s move onto some analysis, shall we?

WHAT LIES IN THE SHADOW OF THE STATUE?
We got our answer to this question from Richard - or should I say Ricardus? Obviously Richard has been around for a long, long time, probably longer than the Black Rock, since Richard’s name is a latin derivative, and so is the phrase. The answer to “What lies in the shadow of the statue?” is “He who will save us all.” That refers, of course, to Jacob. Unfortunately, Jacob just died in a fire, so he’s unlikely to be saving anyone, unless things change - which I completely expect to happen.

What’s interesting to note about Jacob and this finale is how much it parallels the smaller-scale finales involving other thematic locations that involve a single man. In the finale for season one, we saw the Oceanic survivors trying to figure out “What lies in the shadow of the hatch?” To which their answer was a single man, Desmond. He had a phrase, as well “What did one snowman say to the other snowman?” Silly, maybe, but intriguing, for certain.

The single-man theme was evident in the finale for second season, as well, as Desmond was tasked with having to sacrifice himself in order to save others. On a much larger scale, Jacob has had to do the same thing in this finale. Jacob is seen going about from time to time and person to person, advising them, pushing them in one clear direction - toward the Island. In a manner of thinking, Jacob is exercising the ability to alter the course of an individual’s history - set them on a path toward something larger than themselves, namely the Island. Dan has stated that Desmond also has that ability - that he is a variable in the equation of things and can change the course of history. Of course, Dan could have been wrong. We won’t really know for sure until we see if Desmond’s story is complete. One thing we will know for sure in January of next year: if the bomb worked, if it triggered another jump, if it reset things somehow. If that happens, then Daniel will have been right about everything, and the fact that Desmond is able to change things will be moot.

At any rate, before we look more closely at Jacob, we should revisit the statue for a moment. We all got a much clearer view of the side of the statue in the first moments of the finale, and it was very telling:


The shape of the head and the teeth rule out Horus and most other conventional gods with the heads of animals.

The most likely candidate for this statue is that of Sobek, an Egyptian god with the head of a crocodile. Sobek assumed many roles in the history of Egyptian mythology. Some believed that he was involved in the creation of the world, bringing forth life from the primeval waters, and creating the Nile. He has been known to be the protector of waters, and of others. Throughout the life of worship of the god Sobek, he has been associated most notably with the gods Horus, Set and Hathor, whom we’ve talked about extensively in past analyses for “LaFleur” and expanded upon in “A Little Intermezzo.” In those same analyses, I speculate that the statue could represent that of Tawaret, and the head of this statue could, possibly, be a reference to that god, as well.

However, all that said, I believe that the statue, no matter its true identity, is simply incidental as a marker for Egyptian mythology. The foot of the statue was made with four toes to heighten mystery and suspense until more could be explored - the fact that the powers that be had a four-toed statue at this point dictated that they gravitate toward a god that could be depicted with four toes. Both Sobek and Tawaret could be imagined, convincingly so, with four toes. The much more simple thing we should all take away from this is the reference to ancient religious mythology, particularly that of Horus and his uncle Set or Seth. I talk quite a bit about all of this in the analysis for “Dead is Dead” (and also a bit about Ol’ Smokey, Anubis and such), so you can go there to learn even more.

What I really want to stress right now is that it’s clear Jacob and his adversary, whomever he may be, have been locked in a struggle for an untold amount of time, and that Jacob cannot die by the hands of “Esau” alone. This struggle is indicative of the same mythical struggle throughout human history in different cultures and religions. We have the aforementioned battle between Horus and his uncle Set, the Norse myths of Thor and his trickster brother Loki, and the animosity between the biblical Jacob and his elder brother Esau, who sold his birthright to Jacob for a meal of lentils.

In far greater terms, theologically as well as thematically, we have the battle between light and dark, and the conversation that Jacob and Esau have about the destruction and corruption of man. It’s this same conversation that conjures up images of God and Lucifer; God, believing in the ultimate attainability of redemption for man, saying that any failed attempts is only progress toward an ultimate, grand end; Lucifer in his contempt for man, seeing only their destructive ends because of free will, and always plotting for the downfall of God so that he could seek God’s throne.

Ultimately, it is the sum of these myths that will contribute to the overall mythos of Lost and the Island. I don’t feel as though it’s worth trying to pin these characters down to an existing structure; I think that everyone involved with Lost wants to create their own brand of larger-than-life mythical characters, and the same templates that have been used throughout human experience are being used here to tell stories in the same fashion as those in thousands of years past.

YEAH, YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THE TAPESTRY
Oh yeah, the tapestry. Well, on the tapestry that Jacob created was some writing in Greek.

I’m not sure if you all can make out the characters, but the general translation comes to two phrases, that seem to be derivatives from select portions of Homer’s Odyssey:

  • “May the gods grant you all that your heart desires”
  • “May the gods give you happiness”

Now, what does all that mean? If Jacob and Esau are truly “gods,” then it means that Jacob might simply like the reminder that he is doing good by his people. If they do not consider themselves “gods” in the traditional sense, then it’s possible that Jacob believes and serves a higher power than himself. Of course, it could also mean that Jacob likes Homer and the loom.

IF HE’S NOT A GOD, THEN HOW CAN HE HEAL?
Did you all notice that Jacob touched every single one of the main characters he interacted with before they came to the Island? His “healing” touch is best seen, albeit in a subjective manner, when he is there to pick John up from his fall from the eighth floor. Locke appears to be comatose or dead at that point, until Jacob touches him and John rouses. If Jacob does have a healing touch, then why was John only partly healed and left paralyzed? This could have been part of the overall plan to bring them all to the Island to serve the purpose of light or dark.

THE SERPENT WILL DEVOUR HIS OWN TAIL
Speaking of serving a purpose and the struggle, before I forget I should mention something that struck me about Jacob and Esau’s conversation. In it it’s clear that Esau cannot dispatch Jacob by his own hands, that there must be a loophole. Loopholes exist only in constructs that exist as part of a circular system or outcome. There is no clear beginning or end in such a circle, and in order to assure an end to such a thing would involve the use of a flaw somewhere within the system - hence, a loophole.

We talked a bit last week, and back in the analysis for “Jughead” about Locke’s compass and how it seems to be locked in an infinite temporal loop. The same could be said for Jacob and Esau - if the two are locked together in such a loop on the Island, and neither can change the outcome for the other. The only way to ensure a final end is to bring in the “variables” that Dan was talking about - the people, those that can make choices that will ultimately force you and everything else out of the temporal loop. Esau sees the people that Jacob chooses as incapable of bringing about a different end, and the loop will continue, much as it has for millennia. Jacob, however, has faith that they can bring about the ultimate and final end, and that every successive loop before that is a step closer for that.

The ancient signifier for such a loop is the ages-old legend of the Ouroboros - the snake eating its own tail. This symbol has been used for thousands of years to signify the cyclical characteristics of life and nature. Mrs. Hawking wears a broach that carries a modified symbol of the ouroboros. It is most clearly seen in “Flashes Before Your Eyes” when she guides Desmond back from his temporal leap and explains to him the immutability of time and destiny. What I find fascinating about her Ouroboros, however, is that the snake or dragon is actually not biting its own tail. It still signifies a circle or loop, but this particular temporal loop has a twist and a possible route for escape.


And, altogether now, just like the ouroboros itself, what key element ties together the potentialities of this particular thought and that of my discussion of the finale parallels above? That’s right - Desmond. Our ultimate variable.

Whew, I think that about does it. As usual, there are many more questions we can speculate about: Did the bomb really go off, or was the white light part of the electromagnetic pulse that Dan mentioned? Did it propel the survivors back to the future, hence Jacob saying “they’re coming?” What about Adam and Eve and the black and white stones from season one? All good questions, worthy of discussion. For now, I’m weary from an intense season and still reeling from the death of my beloved Juliet, so I’ll leave some questions unexplored. However, it’s quite a long haul between now and next January, and I’m sure many of you will be re-watching the DVDs, or even exploring some seasons for the first time. If you hit on something intriguing, drop me a line, and I might even make a few off-season “intermezzos” to address some popular topics.

As always, keep thinking those thoughts and if any of you hit upon an epiphany, write and tell me something good.

Namaste.

Chris Kirkman is a graphic designer/photographer/journalist/geek extraordinaire with way too many Bruce Campbell movies in his library. Michael Emerson, Lost’s Benjamin Linus, called Kirkman’s recaps “one of the smartest articles I’ve ever read about what goes on on our show.” Kirkman is still hoping that Lost will end when Bob Newhart wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette, complaining of a strange, strange dream. You can contact him at ckirkman@hobotrashcan.com.


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