Category: Murphy’s Law
Joel Murphy It’s tough being Playboy these days. Sure, there are still plenty of guys who would gladly switch places with dapper octogenarian Hugh Hefner in a second if it meant living in the Playboy mansion and consorting with a half dozen perky 20-year-olds. But that doesn’t change …
Joel Murphy “You’re putting me in a position where I’m feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you?” – Carmela Soprano, The Sopranos I used to think of myself as a good person. I hold doors open for strangers, I always make sure to say “Bless you,” “Please” …
Joel Murphy I never realized just how far Lindsay Lohan’s career had fallen until yesterday. Sure, she hasn’t been in a noteworthy movie since Mean Girls and these days she’s known more for her partying, sleeping around and troubles with the law than for her acting. But it …
Joel Murphy Last Thursday, Jason Bateman stood in line outside an Apple Store with 2,000 other people in order to get his hands on the new iPhone 4. However, Apple Store employees, most likely recognizing him from his iconic role as the overprivileged tight end Jarvis Edison in …
Joel Murphy Vampires and werewolves are a hot commodity these days. Since Hollywood has never been able to stop itself from running a good idea into the ground, there are currently countless TV shows and movies out there featuring these iconic supernatural entities. That means that to stand …
