Category: Murphy’s Law

The Lime Green Skittle, which had been part of the original pack since its inception in 1974, has been permanently replaced with Green Apple. In this column from August 2013, Joel Murphy composes an open letter to the banished flavor, trying to figure out where things went wrong …

Curt Schilling gets his revenge on Twitter trolls.

With new reports that sitting is "the new smoking," Joel Murphy imagines a world where sitting is outlawed and only outlaws have seats.

Luanne Landry dreams of a more exciting life in one of the alternate dimensions across the border.

Frank Johnson is baffled when two three-foot tall FBI agents show up at his door asking bizarre questions.