Category: Outside of the In-Crowd
Courtney Enlow I don’t enjoy sounding like some elitist, but I really think this world is getting dumber. Please do not think me rude for saying so, because for once in my life I’m not saying it with an air of superiority from atop my bespectacled, Chuck Taylor-wearing …
Courtney Enlow Celebrities make poor decisions. Sometimes they might cheat on a spouse with a butterfaced stripper. Other times they Botox themselves into a tautened mess disaster. But more often than not, their bad choices are of the professional kind. Everyone makes mistakes. Particularly early in an actor’s …
Courtney Enlow There are words that make people feel strong emotions that vary in range from semi-twitchy to stabby with a pitchforky. These words include: moist supple cloister panties smelly ointment sticky slovenly webinar butt And many more of course. But my most hated word? Drama. Okay, so …
Courtney Enlow This time last year, I was extolling the virtues of the fine art of the slutty Halloween costume. Or, you know, the uber judgmental opposite of that. My feelings this year are no different. I still feel quite strongly that dressing up as a big dumb …
Courtney Enlow I hate the Heene family. I hope a tornado comes and spits the parents into a large mass of water, and drops the kids safely into the arms of DCFS. As we all know from the countless “hilarious” Kanye West-tinged Facebook statuses, the Heene family of …
